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[Captspaulding]

Breaking out another big gun.
Gonna drop some of the smaller lamps.
Take the tent off these hydro plants
It’ll help to lower the temp in there with them a little bit and it’ll open them up to all the overhead light while producing a little bit of side lighting for everything else that’s in front of it

 

[Ninjadogma]

Start at a quarter strength
You be crazy if you went full strength through you’ll fuck everything up
Take their feeding chart and use it as kindling
For the love of God

Ancient Chinese secret

Kentucky Fried Weed

 

[Captspaulding]

Ancient Chinese secret

Anyone else want a steak all of the sudden?

 

[BearWater]

Anyone else want a steak all of the sudden?

Salisbury!

 

[Captspaulding]

Salisbury!

You’re fired

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Ordered myself some Cap junky 2 free thc bomb seeds grown that before so not very exciting only wanted to do a small order as I’m sick of losing em Fkn 127.87$ for 5 seeds u fellas could retire with the amount paid for seeds Fkn bullshit but I figure if they get here n grow only 1 gotta pop for it to be worth it as long as it’s not as someone on here said hermie mcfruity

 

[Captspaulding]

Gotta ask’em the the ole “what FLAVOR is this Gatorade?” Question!

 

[Putthataway]

Alright ladies and gents, which one of you is this?

 

[BearWater]

I dated a chick with lazy eye once. It didn't work out, I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My grandpa told us a joke about a kid born without eyelids, the surgeons were able to use some of his foreskin to make eyelids! After the surgery the doc wasn’t quite happy with the results. The family asked the surgeon why? Surgeon replied with, he still looks a little cock eyed!

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Ninjadogma]

No worries, man it still gives me heartburn too it literally drives me crazy still
It was like a fucking challenge to a duel
“Oh yeah? You pricks wanna go?”

Curious question, you think they could get through as seed balls? Color em and put em in a pack of Nerds FFS.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Breaking out another big gun.
Gonna drop some of the smaller lamps.
Take the tent off these hydro plants
It’ll help to lower the temp in there with them a little bit and it’ll open them up to all the overhead light while producing a little bit of side lighting for everything else that’s in front of it

Starting to look like a Spirit Airlines Friday night flight to Vegas there

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

My RO system came in today. I’m pretty stoked.

Box

 

[Ninjadogma]

My grandpa told us a joke about a kid born without eyelids, the surgeons were able to use some of his foreskin to make eyelids! After the surgery the doc wasn’t quite happy with the results. The family asked the surgeon why? Surgeon replied with, he still looks a little cock eyed!

Guy goes to a plastic surgeon for penis reduction surgery. Tells the doc in a gargled voice, thing is so long I have to wrap it around my neck and it makes me talk all gargled!

Guy gets the procedure done but returns all frantic. Doc you gotta put my penis back, my wife misses it and now she's threatening to leave me!

Doc replies in a gargled voice, sorry that procedure is irreversible.

 

[BearWater]

“ you think that is a Schwinn? Haha”

 

[closettrapper217]

Start at a quarter strength
You be crazy if you went full strength through you’ll fuck everything up
Take their feeding chart and use it as kindling
For the love of God

Better than pee!


Just barely though

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I’m used to chicks not looking at me during the act. It’s that one eye that was staring at me with that dead look in it that I can’t get out of my mind lmao

Cold lifeless eye

 

[BearWater]

Guy goes to a plastic surgeon for penis reduction surgery. Tells the doc in a gargled voice, thing is so long I have to wrap it around my neck and it makes me talk all gargled!

Guy gets the procedure done but returns all frantic. Doc you gotta put my penis back, my wife misses it and now she's threatening to leave me!

Doc replies in a gargled voice, sorry that procedure is irreversible.

“Irreversible” as he’s wearin the cock!

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Curious question, you think they could get through as seed balls? Color em and put em in a pack of Nerds FFS.

Aus customs suck balls mate I reckon they would find a seed shoved up my arse oh I miss the days could just order em from anywhere be here in 2 weeks ahhh good times I reckon I’ve lost 1500-2000$ in seed orders in last couple years not to mention the fine folk on here last package that got through from overseas was me ol mate @Frankster stuck in vials thrown in a hat n boom they got here it’s Fkn bullshit the lengths they go to

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Anyone else want a steak all of the sudden?