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[closettrapper217]

When @Mikedin called it. It became official. Preflower is here on the northeast. Get your bags ready lol

 

[closettrapper217]

All fuckin zen and shit over here cuz

Featuring the quality of a potato because it won’t let me post videos from my camera on my phone only if I use the take video option. I’ve bitched about this a thousand times lmao anyway totally fuckin zen bruv

Actually it doesn’t look that bad I’ll shut up haha

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Happy Friday

 

[ChairmanFester]

There was zero BS planter gimmicks at the State Fair in NY today which is unusual. And the lecturers at the 4H and Agriculture buildings don't like to talk about pee.

 

[closettrapper217]

Cali blue

I do I do i doooooo
Love you

 

[Mikedin]

Wasssssssssaaaaaap


How you livin doggie?

Chillin man! How doing!

Found a couple more males so I had to go chicken hunting.
Just getting back to shore after a nice swim

Nice haha

Anything worth keeping?

the girls are mid stretch outdoors and looking great can’t wait to see em stack up!

Flipped Frostette in the 4x4 on Wednesday, callin today day 2

 

[Mikedin]

Running out of vertical space in my screenhouse. I've got at least one sativa leaning that's probably going to be a problem. The rest are just going to be like Lurch walking through a doorway

This is a first world problem. It hits the top no prob I can just take it out and park it next to the other two I decided to just grow as vertical as they want.

Net the shit outta the! Grab a few stretchy nets and squish em down, put tops where they should be in full flower and let them turn up they should go back vertical within a day or so

 

[ChairmanFester]

Troi: Computer, list all holodeck programs that contain my likeness.


Computer: Working. There are 173 programs featuring Counselor Deanna Troi. Subcategories include: counseling simulations (18), training scenarios (11), romance-adjacent musicals (32), jazz-forward improvisations (flagged “Rikerish,” 27), honorable courtship under meteorological distress (Worf, 6), and miscellaneous (79).


Troi: …Delete the romance-adjacent category.


Computer: Unable to comply. Category is write-protected under Command-Level Moratorium 1701-L.


Troi: Who set that moratorium?


Computer: Authorization: Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Note appended: “Hold for policy review.”


Troi: Fine. Then ban the creation of any new programs using my image, voice, or gait. Permanent.


Computer: Unable to comply. Creation filter “TROI-OPT-IN” exists but is suspended by Command override.


Troi: Suspended by whom?


Computer: Captain Jean-Luc Picard.


Troi: …All right. Archive everything behind a privacy wall. Require my biometric approval for any access.


Computer: Biometric gate already installed; access currently restricted to: Counselor Troi and Captain Picard.


Troi: He has access?


Computer: Affirmative. Audit note: “Review for consent compliance and disciplinary evidence.”


Troi: (exhales) Of course he wrote an audit note. Very well—transfer the training and counseling simulations to Medical, delete everything else.


Computer: Unable to comply. Directive 47-B: “Do not destroy potential evidence during an active policy review.” Originator: Captain Jean-Luc Picard.


Troi: Computer, is Captain Picard preventing me from deleting holodeck programs of me?


Computer: The Captain is enforcing temporary retention, pending adoption of shipwide consent protocols.


Troi: How temporary?


Computer: Estimated duration: “Until we do this properly.” That is the exact quotation.


Troi: (soft laugh) Accurate. All right… generate a shipwide ban—no use of my likeness until policy finalizes. That’s not deletion.


Computer:...
Computer: Unable to comply. Suspended by Command override.


Troi: Suspended by whom?


Computer: Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Running out of vertical space in my screenhouse. I've got at least one sativa leaning that's probably going to be a problem. The rest are just going to be like Lurch walking through a doorway

This is a first world problem. It hits the top no prob I can just take it out and park it next to the other two I decided to just grow as vertical as they want.

Break their legs nothin’ a good super crop can’t fix.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

Chillin man! How doing!

Nice haha

Anything worth keeping?

the girls are mid stretch outdoors and looking great can’t wait to see em stack up!

Flipped Frostette in the 4x4 on Wednesday, callin today day 2

Seeing your yard transform from a blank canvas to these never ending gardens is one of the coolest things I’ve seen.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Seeing your yard transform from a blank canvas to these never ending gardens is one of the coolest things I’ve seen.

I mean in the end we're modern homesteading rustic crafts pretty often. Name a grower that isn't pumping tomatoes and shit in his yard too.

 

[TheGoldenRoad]

I mean in the end we're modern homesteading rustic crafts pretty often. Name a grower that isn't pumping tomatoes and shit in his yard too.

It’s true

 

[BB22]

Feel like I m doing better with my watering.

I was waiting for the plant to show signs/wilt.

Wait until soil/medium at about half weight, then water, much more impressive growth

 

[7munkee]

I'm a big promoter of Companion Planting. Prax Cherry tomato and Bruce Banner 2.0

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Fkn living the good life in little ol Tassie today

 

[Putthataway]

 

[Ninjadogma]

Net the shit outta the! Grab a few stretchy nets and squish em down, put tops where they should be in full flower and let them turn up they should go back vertical within a day or so

Under different circumstances that would for sure be the route I'd go. That rickety screen thing nor the plants in it are no match for 100 mph Santa Ana Winds that roll through these parts sometimes right when the buds are getting good, so I need to be able to pack everything up lickety split and move it somewhere out of harms way til things blow over. I see them trellisses you do and I'm jelly. Absolutely boss.

We move into "red flag" season around mid September and I'm clenching my ass cheeks that last month toward finish that we don't get one of those wind events. I decided to do a grow through the winter last year and Mother Nature said the fuck you will! I kid... it was brutal but those two plants earned their place in a jar on my shelf.

 

[Captspaulding]

I mean in the end we're modern homesteading rustic crafts pretty often. Name a grower that isn't pumping tomatoes and shit in his yard too.

Too damned many to eat every year
And a ton of other shit too!!
Where my “chardevarks” at?
No? No chardevarks?



Ok collard greens then.
Peppers?
Start everything inside so it can migrate outside,

 

[Captspaulding]

Fkn living the good life in little ol Tassie today View attachment 2506398

Gotchu some jalk Dagnells eh?

I miss waking up at houses where everyone’s all pissed off at me and I’m all happy talking about. Hey who wants bacon but then I get informed how I decided to piss on the carpet as opposed to go to the restroom the night before…. good times.

 

[Captspaulding]

Make sure he’s got an uber account and encourage him to use it. My idiot brother is lucky to be alive right now, after rolling his vehicle and getting his 3rd dui. Im lucky to still have him, but eventually luck wears out and common sense or darwinism kicks in.

Oh yeah, we’ve had him on an Uber account for a few years now probably five years or so I think and we’ve all got that one family member dude I swear they just gotta test the limits of every safety feature of all the vehicles. Glad he’s around man.
I hate when Darwin awards get handed out, except the people who truly 100% deserve a Darwin award