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[Mikedin]

Morning homies! Never took close ups of Frostette from last run lol

 

[ChairmanFester]

preciate the advice! I don’t have any crazy sifters, and I wouldn’t want to go through the hassle of having to get off all the residue on the screen at first, I got some good size clumps that I need to break apart to let dry properly lol Maybe a cold silicone spoon or knife lol
This makes sense though, I should probably look into trying this as well! Now that I have something I can compare it to

Might be outdated but an old hippie years ago used to take clean plates of glass from picture frames and spread the wet hash on that then use a rubber razor blade thing for inspection stickers to scrape it off. It looked easy and he had a system to clean them and shit. It wasn't new cut plates or anything so it wasn't getting glass in it, it just dried nice and handled well.

 

[Captspaulding]

Welp, the boy went ahead and got himself alcohol poisoning with a bunch of Irish car bombs and fireball to chase it all down
After I decided to leave these assholes and go home, they decided to leave the bar and go back to a buddies apartment, where there was refreshments on tap yeah well knucklehead went ahead and screwed the pooch and popped his. I’m never drinking again cherry.
Ended up having to go to the ER jackass…..

Good times

Anyhow, good morning folks. I hope everyone’s doing good having a decent weekend so far I feel great zero hangover.

I have much better update shots of the bunker later when the lights turn on, but things are starting to come together and flower

 

[Mikedin]

Welp, the boy went ahead and got himself alcohol poisoning with a bunch of Irish car bombs and fireball to chase it all down
After I decided to leave these assholes and go home, they decided to leave the bar and go back to a buddies apartment, where there was refreshments on tap yeah well knucklehead went ahead and screwed the pooch and popped his. I’m never drinking again cherry.
Ended up having to go to the ER jackass…..

Good times

Anyhow, good morning folks. I hope everyone’s doing good having a decent weekend so far I feel great zero hangover.

I have much better update shots of the bunker later when the lights turn on, but things are starting to come together and flower

Hope the boy is ok now brother, we’ve all been there a time or 27,

plants looking great!

 

[ChairmanFester]

ayrloom - adjust your altitude

welcome to ayrloom, where we blend over a century of agricultural expertise with a passion for cannabis innovation.

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I don't know if they do cross state sales but this brand is Beak n Skiff Apple Orchards/1911 cider and spirits/Ayrloom Cannabis.
They're fucking awesome and the orchard has concerts and a country store and distillery bar.
I haven't seen seeds yet, nor basic flower, but vapes and drinks and pre-rolls they have a few of.
@Captspaulding ... go chatgpt up a letter of some kind and befriend them. Maybe they'll get you a guest genetics deal. Idk if anyone else is running pheno hunts and doing the deep leg work with documentation... but hey, they're cool and sharp on procedure, and they aren't afraid to buy some $20k machine at any random time because the other brands are way established for them.

I got end of teen years hospital level alcohol poisoning too. Tell idiot he almost fucking died. But it's ok if he learns.

 

[Crazyformes]

Bring on the purple.



Should pick with the theme.

Nice.....we can change the theme

 

[Captspaulding]

Hope the boy is ok now brother, we’ve all been there a time or 27,

plants looking great!

Yeah, I know, man. It’s totally cool. He was just ready to go hard. There’s no other way to put it. I mean his other buddies were really fucking schnachered too apparently.
I was asking him when we were sitting down to dinner and shit. I was like hey man, do you feel any different? I was like after this the only thing you get to look forward to as an insurance break on your payments every month when you get to be 27 outside of that, nothing really cool happens anymore And he was like yeah definitely the sun seems brighter. I don’t think that lasted very long now it’s too bright and needssunglasses.

So I guess praying to the porcelain God is still just as exciting as I remember

 

[ChairmanFester]

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I had this from the old shroomery site, some sponsor link. Anyhow this is a good entry investment. The case was useful as any other part.
I did prints though I skipped LC and Agar>disc>1/8th pie cuts>basic PFTek jars
I don't recall proportions but:
brown rice flour
vermiculite
water
a tad of semolina or really crushed Barilla pasta run over hard on UV light then pressure cooked for 30m dry

This makes me fungi senses tingle.

 

[Captspaulding]

Nice.....we can change the theme

Nothing says classy cannabis strain like naming it juicy pussy


I mean, put some fucking effort into it folks name it like steamy skunk tits or some shit
Man, these fucking people need to hire me just to do some fucking strain naming for them

 

[Berniemac]

Mine came out darker, I think I had my trim sitting around to long. Next time i won't wait so long to run it.

I used trim from February and some larfy bud from my last harvest , I mixed by hand and let me tell you, after a day of rock climbing and then having to agitate and mix the stuff, my forearms were on fire. Can’t even wipe my ass without feeling sore lolololol

I did about 5-10 minutes soak with the ice , then mixed for about 15-20 by hand, then waited 5-10 then strained and ran again!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Yeah, I know, man. It’s totally cool. He was just ready to go hard. There’s no other way to put it. I mean his other buddies were really fucking schnachered too apparently.
I was asking him when we were sitting down to dinner and shit. I was like hey man, do you feel any different? I was like after this the only thing you get to look forward to as an insurance break on your payments every month when you get to be 27 outside of that, nothing really cool happens anymore And he was like yeah definitely the sun seems brighter. I don’t think that lasted very long now it’s too bright and needssunglasses.

So I guess praying to the porcelain God is still just as exciting as I remember

Get him a patch for it and say "ok, you did it, your plaque is on the wall, your score is on the board, you don't have to do that it's stupid"

 

[ChairmanFester]

Man, these fucking people need to hire me just to do some fucking strain naming for them

kek see my post above

 

[Crazyformes]

Welp, the boy went ahead and got himself alcohol poisoning with a bunch of Irish car bombs and fireball to chase it all down
After I decided to leave these assholes and go home, they decided to leave the bar and go back to a buddies apartment, where there was refreshments on tap yeah well knucklehead went ahead and screwed the pooch and popped his. I’m never drinking again cherry.
Ended up having to go to the ER jackass…..

Good times

Anyhow, good morning folks. I hope everyone’s doing good having a decent weekend so far I feel great zero hangover.

I have much better update shots of the bunker later when the lights turn on, but things are starting to come together and flower

Hope your son's fine......my son drank Jager bombs on his 21st birthday....his buddies dropped him off here at the house....puked all over the place....took forever for the smell of red bull and Jager to go away in the tile joints in my bathroom. So I feel you brother....he learned his lesson.....I am sure yours will.

 

[Captspaulding]

ayrloom - adjust your altitude

welcome to ayrloom, where we blend over a century of agricultural expertise with a passion for cannabis innovation.

ayrloom.com

I don't know if they do cross state sales but this brand is Beak n Skiff Apple Orchards/1911 cider and spirits/Ayrloom Cannabis.
They're fucking awesome and the orchard has concerts and a country store and distillery bar.
I haven't seen seeds yet, nor basic flower, but vapes and drinks and pre-rolls they have a few of.
@Captspaulding ... go chatgpt up a letter of some kind and befriend them. Maybe they'll get you a guest genetics deal. Idk if anyone else is running pheno hunts and doing the deep leg work with documentation... but hey, they're cool and sharp on procedure, and they aren't afraid to buy some $20k machine at any random time because the other brands are way established for them.

I got end of teen years hospital level alcohol poisoning too. Tell idiot he almost fucking died. But it's ok if he learns.

Oh yeah, as soon as he gets his fucking ass up, I’m gonna be having a conversation with him about all the times that I almost killed myself drinking too

Like the one night when I was driving the Mustang on some winding country roads in a downpour and I got real lucky because my car slid off the road when I came up to a turn that I was like that’s a fun turn, but totally momentarily forgot that it was fucking raining cause I was wasted jump the car about 7 feet in the air and landed right in between a telephone pole and a tree was able to back the car out smoothly and drive the rest of the way home like a fucking church mouse eyes wide open white knuckling and sober as a judge after that and that was only the third time I’ve done something that stupid


It was the best though because I smashed both of my catalytic converters closed

 

[Berniemac]

Morning homies! Never took close ups of Frostette from last run lol

I can see why she got her name

 

[Captspaulding]

Hope your son's fine......my son drank Jager bombs on his 21st birthday....his buddies dropped him off here at the house....puked all over the place....took forever for the smell of red bull and Jager to go away in the tile joints in my bathroom. So I feel you brother....he learned his lesson.....I am sure yours will.

Oh, he’s a tough little motherfucker
He’s just going through that lived experience phase and he’s gonna fucking figure it out real quick. It ain’t all unicorns and rainbows lot of. It’s your face in the toilet that someone shit in five minutes before you decided to become an ass snorkeler.

 

[Berniemac]

Might be outdated but an old hippie years ago used to take clean plates of glass from picture frames and spread the wet hash on that then use a rubber razor blade thing for inspection stickers to scrape it off. It looked easy and he had a system to clean them and shit. It wasn't new cut plates or anything so it wasn't getting glass in it, it just dried nice and handled well.

Good to know, thank you Chairman

 

[Captspaulding]

Morning homies! Never took close ups of Frostette from last run lol

Smashing it again, bro

 

[Captspaulding]

Crazy as hell huh, can’t believe we’re getting mid 50’s randomly at night already

This makes me die a little inside, still 80s and 100% humidity night here

 

[Captspaulding]

I think pretty successful bubble hash run. Don’t know the full weight yet, but looks pretty damn clean to me
Thoughts?

Nice work, man looks great