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[PlumberSoCal2]

I'm down to an old netbook, an older tablet and an even older phone. I do see I saved all my memes and photos on Amazon a few months ago so once my new phone arrives I'll reload but it won't be here until Friday. I didn't notice that until after I placed the order last night on my netbook. My tablet is so old the Amazon app is out of date and not enough memory to up date. Until then it's gonna be 1 meme at a time. Technology is awesome, when it's new and working well but when it's old? :-0

 

[Crazyformes]

Nothing says classy cannabis strain like naming it juicy pussy


I mean, put some fucking effort into it folks name it like steamy skunk tits or some shit
Man, these fucking people need to hire me just to do some fucking strain naming for them

I agree....but, got my attention. You can't even google it OBTW ....why Bob Barker?

 

[Crazyformes]

I used trim from February and some larfy bud from my last harvest , I mixed by hand and let me tell you, after a day of rock climbing and then having to agitate and mix the stuff, my forearms were on fire. Can’t even wipe my ass without feeling sore lolololol

I did about 5-10 minutes soak with the ice , then mixed for about 15-20 by hand, then waited 5-10 then strained and ran again!

My trim was too old....thats how you learn. I did the same by hand 15-20. It tastes like hash. Not blonde lebanese for sure. I will let it age....its powdery.

 

[smoker0420]

Well going to go check my girls but need some smoked pulled pork carnita tacos to take with me.

 

[cannafarmer420]

@Captspaulding
DART FROG
747 x MOWIE WOWIE
KAMIKAZE CHERRY
BLUE MAMMOTH

@Herbies_Seeds
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Let’s get this bubble hash going

Quick question….

So after I run all my passes through the micron screens and leave them to dry on a final 25 micron dry sheet for a day or two, what’s next? I know I can use that in bowls, J’s, and as a coating as is
or I can ball all the ones I have up, press them with some heat and what does that make, sticky hash? Lololol
Or hash that is more shelf stable??
Cause that wouldn’t be rosin I dont think… lol
Can someone enlighten me please and thank you lolol

It makes killer rosin! Worth the effort.

 

[smoker0420]

Spacemonkey from noob 4th week bloom..

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

@Captspaulding
DART FROG
747 x MOWIE WOWIE
KAMIKAZE CHERRY
BLUE MAMMOTH

@Herbies_Seeds
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

I was never a fan of the cookies but I think it's because what I tried came from a dispensary. The same with Blue Dream. After growing a Gelato that rocks my world I'm gonna have to give the cookie strains another go.

 

[Florida_Mike]

G'morning Farm! Happy Sunday!

 

[JIMKSI64]

The body thing can also be done with 4 pillows 2 blankets a sheet and a telephone cord available at most better hotels and motels............

 

[closettrapper217]

Yoooo this is so me and my girl while I’ve been laid off all summer hahaha

 

[Florida_Mike]

Gift idea for @Captspaulding Jr.

...and a song for him

 

[ChairmanFester]

Lest I forget... CHOP DAY!!!

Goth bitch aka 130 day fucking cherry auto from bomb seeds via North atlantic seeds. This is my picture spot but more often it vents laser wood smoke, otherwise the grow tent is the dry spot. Sucks ass for pictures though.
Btw... ALL this sugar was like over 48 hours snapped clear to milky pearl white. It'spacked nice with white and very little ambers and no more clears. Head high chop time.
I'm going by @Captspaulding's comments on hand feel for drying, I'm still too poor for a measuring device unless someone wants to trade me an old one for wood art.

I built the...

The "dealing with" of my mom's soon ex husband is getting rid of about 20 yards of poorly kept out of date nasty FOOD. Some is now mulch materials. But there were mice that we didn't get bothered by because they never needed to bother the house, a fucking buffet is right there free.
I got sonic rat repellers that plug in and do not bother the dog at all. They worked in a day.

 

[ChairmanFester]

@Captspaulding
DART FROG
747 x MOWIE WOWIE
KAMIKAZE CHERRY
BLUE MAMMOTH

@Herbies_Seeds
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Tell us more about CHERRY

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

preciate the advice! I don’t have any crazy sifters, and I wouldn’t want to go through the hassle of having to get off all the residue on the screen at first, I got some good size clumps that I need to break apart to let dry properly lol Maybe a cold silicone spoon or knife lol
This makes sense though, I should probably look into trying this as well! Now that I have something I can compare it to

I went out to a discount store and bought a new sifter for under ten bucks and ran my dried clumps through it. It was a bit of a pain in the ass because the clumps were so hard but I got everything down to a granular texture.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Trimming trimming trimming

Now I’m sticky icky ickyyyy

Queen B

I maybe bang out like two ounces at a time if I do more I just start doing a shite job. I can concentrate good for like 45 minutes and do a couple zones lol

“Smokers cut” is what I call it haha

That trimming trimming trimming reminds me of a Les Claypool and Shawn Lennon song
Very weird tune

 

[Ninjadogma]

I got one for you
So I was about 15 and I was staying at my grandmother‘s house and they had a liquor cabinet in the kitchen and I decided to go plug-in through it one day. The price is right had ended so there’s really nothing else going on AnyWho I start looking for the most obscure bottles of shit that they had in there because there was a ton And I come across a bottle of beef eaters vodka. They also make a dry gin, but I’ve never been a fan of that anyhow, I call up this chick I’m into and I start talking to her about how I should drink some of this here vodka. What do you think? She’s all do it do it now! And I’m all motherfucking shots goddamnit boom shot, and before I knew it half of the bottle was gone and I’m seeing triplicate so I start grabbing the stairs one at a time and pulling my fucking lousy ass up. My room was up in the attic anyhow, I get up there and I start to feel the room spin. This is before I knew that all you had to do was stand up and slap a hand on the wall and a lot of the time that would steady the spin I digress I was laying on my back on my bed and I roll over and what do I see an empty Reese’s peanut butter cup bag so I proceed to puke in that like three times maybe even four and then I pass out I wake up many hours later being screamed at from the bottom of the stairs to come down and eat dinner when I start to assess the situation I had dropped that bag of Reesie‘s back on myself after I passed out oh man, it was fucking horrendous..
I can’t even look at a bottle of beef eaters anything anymore it’s been like 40 years
The moral of the story here

Don’t drop the bag

Many episodes of toxic amounts of alcohol and also my Scottish instinct taught me the way to sleep while caught in the death throes of vertigo as soon as you laid down is to roll over on your stomach, get up into your knees, and lean forward into the pillow with your face down and to the side so that you're sleeping in more or less a crouched fetal position. If you experience it, just try this. I had to give up booze a couple years ago. I have no off button. I can smoke copious amounts of weed and it'll never kill me!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Bring on the purple.



Should pick with the theme.

How much devils lettuce do you want on your sandwich??

 

[JIMKSI64]

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Many episodes of toxic amounts of alcohol and also my Scottish instinct taught me the way to sleep while caught in the death throes of vertigo as soon as you laid down is to roll over on your stomach, get up into your knees, and lean forward into the pillow with your face down and to the side so that you're sleeping in more or less a crouched fetal position. If you experience it, just try this. I had to give up booze a couple years ago. I have no off button. I can smoke copious amounts of weed and it'll never kill me!

I gotta say and make this point.
Planning on how not to die when you drink is not a sign of a healthy relationship with alcohol.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Lots of sex toys are built on the egg vibrator but I don't see why oyu couldn't build a few into a screen system and let it shake trich off all day.