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[PlumberSoCal2]

There was a discussion about snails recently while I was unphoned and unable to muster the memory to locate photos and videos. I took this video and several other 10-15 second ones to show how copper pipe works against the slimy bastards

Bait and copper, that's all that I have found that will work. I've done all the BS like beer, stale beer, yeast sugar water, egg shell broken, crushed, pulverized, bla bla bla. Not one time did a snail successfully cross the copper pipe. I have lost hundreds of seedlings to slugs and snails and not just weed, all kinds of veggies. A whole spring planting gone pretty much overnight. This works, bait and copper tape work and are sold locally or Amazon.

 

[Captspaulding]

Happy! Happy! Happy!

G'morning Farmers!

I'm sure I've said it already,
but I fn luv my Ryot Box
that @Captspaulding
recommended!
That’s one hot box
I get about a gram a week,
of fine dry sift, out of it,
with all the marijuana reefers
I smoke

 

[ChairmanFester]

I have 2 of those, one for each FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!!!


Seriously tho, they are kinda lame,
It’s like having a scrotum hanging off of your shoulder


I do have some badass Fanny packs tho.

I have a 1964 Euro theater cold war army intelligence messenger bag in grey leather...

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

5 years ago today popped up

That bowl has been gone for years. I bought this one

same day. You can see one side has broken but it doesn't go thru to the bowl and still works. I break just about every glass piece I've owned. I tried real hard on that one above dropping it several times. When I do use the bong these days *rarely I have an aluminum bowl and stem. Haven't broken one of those yet

 

[Putthataway]

I own a scooter,
I have an excuse though
It’s getting around the pits at the track in between rounds to get food and check track conditions and shit. And it comes down to the size of my trailer, the car being loaded in it with all the equipment that I need and the back of my truck being full of other equipment that I need that it was the best option as opposed to a quad, let’s say. Also to check what times my competitors are running. It makes it handy cause I’m a clown and we can do whatever the fuck we want and look dumb as shit doing it.
Fat bitches need love too Craig…..


There’s a reason there’s no pictures of me on that thing. I haven’t allowed it for years. might as well be a fucking magic carpet

I bring my bmx bike. What’s hilarious is I have those kids on electric scooters thinking we’re in a drag race

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I was today years old when I found out there are weed growing games

I've been board before but never this board

 

[ChairmanFester]

I was today years old when I found out there are weed growing games
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I've been board before but never this board

God on high, there is a cure for the over-watering.

 

[Captspaulding]

I have a 1964 Euro theater cold war army intelligence messenger bag in grey leather...

That’s rad though
probably has a 90 pound radio

 

[Captspaulding]

Little tent came in with my new timer.
Now I can get in on this solo cup challenge
It fits were I need it too.
If I remember right a 2x2 can hold 42 solo cups. So if I do. 3/4 cups, and the clone box, 32 cups and 32 cuttings is the start of a decent run. And I can veg the hell out of some plants and some solo cups so my harvest would be mid to late October so if I plant by the beginning of this contest, it should be a pretty cool outcome. I’ll have this tent stuff to the gills in no time.
It’ll work,

 

[Captspaulding]

There was a discussion about snails recently while I was unphoned and unable to muster the memory to locate photos and videos. I took this video and several other 10-15 second ones to show how copper pipe works against the slimy bastards
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Bait and copper, that's all that I have found that will work. I've done all the BS like beer, stale beer, yeast sugar water, egg shell broken, crushed, pulverized, bla bla bla. Not one time did a snail successfully cross the copper pipe. I have lost hundreds of seedlings to slugs and snails and not just weed, all kinds of veggies. A whole spring planting gone pretty much overnight. This works, bait and copper tape work and are sold locally or Amazon.

So busted up eggshell that doesn’t work haven’t had any luck with that one. The copper is the thing that works the best for me. I actually buy this copper netting shit, and I tack it down to the edges of my planters and any of the spots that they could possibly encroach Even still you know it’s a bitch and the reason that I buy the stuff that I buy is because it’s serrated and it cuts them up and it shocks them at the same time but it’s a power in numbers thing man it’s like they ride on the back of the buddies and shit like slimy little slow ass fucking ninjas, I go through a lot of bait too.
It’s just super “moist” here until December ish

 

[Captspaulding]

God on high, there is a cure for the over-watering.

Yeah, it’s called not watering to runoff and waiting till your dirt and root zone feels like the equivalent of Styrofoam before you water again

PRESTO!

 

[ChairmanFester]

I thought it would be to play video games instead of fuck with plants constantly...

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

So busted up eggshell that doesn’t work haven’t had any luck with that one. The copper is the thing that works the best for me. I actually buy this copper netting shit, and I tack it down to the edges of my planters and any of the spots that they could possibly encroach Even still you know it’s a bitch and the reason that I buy the stuff that I buy is because it’s serrated and it cuts them up and it shocks them at the same time but it’s a power in numbers thing man it’s like they ride on the back of the buddies and shit like slimy little slow ass fucking ninjas, I go through a lot of bait too.
It’s just super “moist” here until December ish

So fking TRUE! Ever lose 150+ seedlings overnight? I have. And dozens of killer herb. I use to get up early every morning and pull slugs off the greenhouse walls and anywhere else the little fks were. Today I've got my wire shelves framed with copper pipe

I am not fking around any more.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Any idea how hard it is for me to see these guys today? Not that I look any fking better except for Keith, let's get real here. Otherwise Sure glad for the vodka

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[JaBy]

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hey, capt is in my dream car............. your a dick capt and stop driving my car........

 

[JaBy]

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[ChairmanFester]

Little tent...

WHY DIDN'T I GET ONE WTF I ORDERED STUFF INSHALLAH THEY SHALL BURN IN HELL IF GOD IS JUST ARREST THEM IN THE NAME OF THE CROWN AND KING ANDREW!

 

[ChairmanFester]