Hi there, new, showing off my plant

[Greenadian]

This is a very strange/unique looking plant
I have never seen a plant quite like it
Is it bud or a large mass of tiny leaves? Why is not more green? It seems to be burnt!?

 

[TestTime]

This is a very strange/unique looking plant
I have never seen a plant quite like it
Is it bud or a large mass of tiny leaves? Why is not more green? It seems to be burnt!?

I realize I posted a whole bunch of stuff so I'll recap.

This plant is 100% bud. The very very edge tips of the crown branches are what you might call regular leaves. The rest of it is unrolled buds. I've turned them into seeking colas. A typical Bud that is the size of a quarter is now the size of a softball. And they're still growing.

Every single one of those seeking colas is packed dense with flower clusters. I've never seen such growth of any sort. It simply doesn't exist because nobody else unrolls buds.

Okay, here's my ego. There's not another one on the planet like it. Not even close. It's at least 10 if not 50 times more productive than the best plant you've ever seen.

I give that to a generic you. Anybody out there, point me to a plant as productive as this? Please.

As far as coloring, review the previous posts. I've pointed out that it is light minty green underneath all those glowing trichones. Simple as that. I hate looking at it in the yellow pictures but they give excellent definition as opposed to the green ones which are fuzzy because the camera can't focus on all those damn trichones. Such a tragedy.

Here is almost the exact shot looking at a slightly different angle. Whatever way the light bounces depending on the angle affects the color dramatically. I can only say that if I simply turn the regular human lights on, it looks mostly minty green with a bunch of purple interspersed and lots of dark green once you get a bit deeper.

The very edge is absolutely are burnt and twisted. I'm blasting it with 3,000 watts of light very close and I'm good with that. That light is penetrating deep and turning this thing into those monstrous Bush. I could imagine. If I burn the edges I'm good with that.

Okay, I've constructed all I need to get my kitchen back and I now can pray to my altar.

 

[Beazy]

I just can’t grasp what is going on here

 

[TestTime]

I just can’t grasp what is going on here

Read from the beginning. I truly do not expect anyone to believe it to start off with. That's why I said this is not AI.

I am a crazy mother fucker who has dedicated my life to these types of discoveries. Occasionally I stumble across something absolutely fucking amazing.

Look at my handle. What is my handle? Say it mother fucker! (Really I wasn't being mean, I was just being really emphatic, I was grinning while I was saying it)

It is always time to test. Always. The authorities don't typically agree with me. And when I say authorities I mean whether it be police or industry.

I am sharing with you the possibility. This plant exists. Other people can grow the same way. Feel free to ask any questions, I don't guarantee I'll answer anything.

 

[TestTime]

Here's a good example. Look on the lower left hand branch. Look how you get a couple of tiny leaves at the top of a monstrous fat bud.

I ignored that branch on purpose. I did as a little work on it as possible so I could monitor the growth. I understood what was going on and then I got annoyed a few days ago and then I exercised it a bit and then it popped out everywhere and showed this tremendous growth that you can then examine.

There are pictures of it in this thread previous to compare to if you want to.

So I got tired of ignoring it because I knew I could make it a lot bigger and I exercised it and now I have an even better example bud to monitor.

Look at those two tiny leaves on the tip of that big fat fat bud. And now look at the rest of the plant and understand that the rest of the plant has buds that are much much larger than the one underneath those two leaves.

Try to follow back any of those buds and you will see they go to a cluster base because I unrolled a single bud. A single Bud can turn into 20 snaking tendrils ever growing and ever branching. Kicking out flowers as it goes along wider and wider.

All those leaves are the internal leaves of a bud. They're better than sugar leaves. I'm quite happy to smoke those leaves. They are absolutely filled with trichones.

Shall I go on, I have a long rant in my head because I've been studying this plant a long time. Nah, I'm back off unless someone has any questions.

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Oh I guess I hit edit limit. No problem.

When I say infinite I mean it. With my lighting wavelengths and schedule I triggered infinite growing. This was triggered in March and this is a 90-day maturing plant. Not for me. It keeps on going.

I have no idea what it'll look like when it's done but I'm thinking something like a bean bag chair.

And when I say done, simply when I'm tired of growing it.

If you look at a leaf and say it's yucky yellow, keep in mind it's probably minty light green and covered with trichones and everything glows in the light. Those trichones are yellow.

Here's a shot of the environment. I had to run multiple high amp electrical lines to run it. Just for the lights. Plus I have lots of stuff on other circuits. Multiple whole house fans pushing in and pulling out of the room.

One plant.

Worth it.

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The most Diabolical setup ive ever seen!

 

[TestTime]

Thanks.

I used to have a wood cutout on my wall. It was a simple word.

Why?

It was a prompt. It was so when people walked in the room they would just look at me and look at the wall and ask the question "why" a questioning tone in their voice.

And I'd simply respond, why not?

 

[KolaKing]

Curious what the terps are like. What temp are you keeping the plant at while you're blasting it with light? What is the humidity reading also?

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Thanks.

I used to have a wood cutout on my wall. It was a simple word.

Why?

It was a prompt. It was so when people walked in the room they would just look at me and look at the wall and ask the question "why" a questioning tone in their voice.

And I'd simply respond, why not?

I would answer why? with "for reasons!" followed by a thousand yard stare straight through them! Im not judging mate, but i have questions...sooo many questions!!!

 

[amneziaHaze]

Never saw a plant with soo much bud.
How do you justifty using soo much power? Gram will probably cost you 20-50$ of electricity

 

[JaBy]

I decided I wanted to double the plant today. 2 hours in. I'm about halfway through.

Spin open everything. Colas grow in circles. They intertwine. Pull them apart. Find the under growth. Yank it out.

Poof. 50% more seeking cola faces open to the light while simultaneously giving them room to widen everywhere. At least a half inch of extra face at the moment and another another 3 in of easy progression.

And then they'll twist up and I'll do it again.

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i'm not sure but i wouldn't turn my back on that plant. it might be harboring intense, angry, homicidal thoughts.....

 

[SlingShot]

Umm, the plant is unorthodox, the lighting is unexpected, and your language is unconventional, "Feel free to ask any questions, I don't guarantee I'll answer anything." love it all, well done.

 

[defective]

This strain has a tendency to foxtail.

 

[TestTime]

Never saw a plant with soo much bud.
How do you justifty using soo much power? Gram will probably cost you 20-50$ of electricity

Nope. I calculated it out. It cost about a hundred bucks a month to run that room.

It's adding an ounce a day right now.

Easy 10 lb of weed. Go ahead, tell me I'm spending too much in electricity.

 

[TestTime]

Curious what the terps are like. What temp are you keeping the plant at while you're blasting it with light? What is the humidity reading also?

As cold as I can keep it growing in the state of Washington on the coast. I live in Paradise. Two house fans pushing and pulling through that room. Intense whirlwind. Go ahead and read the previous if you have the time but I can ramble.

It's a cold grow. I watched a video a year ago about cold grows and said damn it. I'm going to keep it as cold as possible. It rarely gets over 68° in there. We just had our hottest week and I got to about 75. It drops to around 58 at night right now. I'll just let these natural conditions continue.

I vary the lights and the wavelengths pretty dramatically. I go for maximum stimulation of certain areas at certain angles and I see it grow a certain way and then I adjust. In the old days I had a 1000 watt HPS on a light mover for four plants. That slid back and forth my closet ceiling all day. Those days are over.

Oh, memories. You might recall an article from Skunk Magazine from about 16 years ago on closet grows. That was me.

I did it anonymously under the handle waiting_for_sanity. Sanity has arrived, I can grow publicly. I don't have to wait anymore. Now I'm TestTime. I have to wait for experiments. I have to wait for tests.

I told them to send the check to NORML. I hope they did. They reran the article in the Best Of, so somebody liked it.

All those lights will go on to sliding rails, which will pivot. I just learned to weld. I have a shitload of ball bearings. I dumpster dive in shipyard recycling bins and get really big heavy steel to play with. I dance in the stacks of the scrap yard with my portable bandsaw and angle grinder. I have a hell of a junkyard going here. I see some fun construction in my future.

The terps are awesome! I'm keeping all the terps. I already put 10 plants through that room in those conditions but this is the only one that this happened to. The terps on all the other ones are awesome because that's what I grow for. My favorite is a combination of lemon drizzle and strawberry banana grape but then add cheese. Cheese is great to add to anything. It turns it into cheesecake. So I mix it all up for flavor.

I'm really happy that I saw that Migro video last year. He spent a nice long time on what the cold grow does for terps and at the lower levels you are actually losing a shitload. It depends on the strain though. Some strains are higher on the lower temperature volatiles. It's a crap shoot for me. So I made it as cold as I could.

He also did a video on that cannabis cannot be burned. It can make use of infinite light. We barely scratch the surface of what it can make use of. Of course he didn't say it that way. But I take things to the extreme. So I decided to put it to the test! He was right. If you keep it cold enough you won't burn it. But you need the cold.

Humidity is goddamn swamp from the core tree trunk extending out into all the branches. And then I peeled apart and the bright green growth gets some more air and it drops down. It's bone dry on the edges. I have continuous pressure both across the light faces and into the plant so you can feel the air push through coming out and it's humid as it does. But not on the edges. That shit crumbles away and I'm okay with that. I have to water about 3 gallons a day now. I'm about to put it into a kiddie pool to use as the reservoir.

 

[SlingShot]

Is it adding an oz a day or are you consuming an oz a day?, either way, once again, love it all.

 

[amneziaHaze]

What do you pay 2cents a kw?

You must be taking photos from really far away if that little plant is 4.5kg of dry

And i am not here to judge you its your life maybe your a millionare who doesnt give a f.
But for me paying over 600$ to have a few grams that would hurt as a ufff

 

[TestTime]

I would answer why? with "for reasons!" followed by a thousand yard stare straight through them! Im not judging mate, but i have questions...sooo many questions!!!

Sorry, I was trying to be social. I'm not social by default. The world is full of morons wasting my time. Occasionally someone will interest me and I'll get a conversation out of them.

So when I say "why not" they get to do a bit of further exploration and I get to explain whatever I'm thinking about at the moment without enforcing some type of conversational gambit. I fucking hate small talk.

That thousand yard stare don't mean shit. I'm a felon who's been to jail. You know what matters? Grinning. Describing how you're going to enjoy ripping their throat out with your teeth because you have a life sentence and the only thing that makes life any better is watching assholes suffer. Anybody got HIV in the room? Come at me. I'm going to be spraying some blood.

And then smile.

 

[TestTime]

Is it adding an oz a day or are you consuming an oz a day?, either way, once again, love it all.

It has to be adding an ounce a day. Mind-boggling low estimate. Try to understand every time I reach into that thing. I unfold compressed buds and then they end up consuming a few more inches of airspace on the exterior while allowing the interior more room to fill in.

Every time I wrap my fingers around each of the crowns and pull back the fresh growth buds, I unroll hundreds of them and 3 days later they're quarter-sized and then a week later I unroll them and send them on their journeys.

I can ramble because this thing takes all my time. There's a lot to ramble about.

 

[TestTime]

What do you pay 2cents a kw?

You must be taking photos from really far away if that little plant is 4.5kg of dry

And i am not here to judge you its your life maybe your a millionare who doesnt give a f.
But for me paying over 600$ to have a few grams that would hurt as a ufff

I think it's .08. I just know that my wife tracks it like a hawk. It's a hundred bucks a month. And every time I added a new light, those lights got added over time, I calculated in each bit and it all matched out. I have remote control plugs that both monitor and control them so I know exactly what they consume.

The large four-wing ones are 513 watts a piece. Those were $109 a piece. I have five of them. Once I found out they were not lying to me and shipped them for that price I ordered four more immediately. Those were a great investment.

The flat rectangular are 240 w and those include extra red, far red and UVB. Those cost me approximately 200 bucks 3 years ago. They are far too concentrated to be close when I'm trying to match with the big wide ones, but they give incredible depth in the valleys. The pictures will rarely show that fully lit up simply because I don't put the camera in that close when everything's tight. When I do the screen glares into my eyes and I can't see anything anyway.

I have multiple far red, red, UVB in both fluorescent tubes and lots of LEDs. They are part of historical light purchases. I've collected lights over the years as the technology gets better and better. I always get the best price performance though And I buy them for a specific grow.

I've got various UVB measuring strips to make sure it was real. It's real. That room will give you cancer.

Eight plugs for 40 bucks for controlling everything plus remote temperature monitoring and the camera and the alarm system was another 40 bucks. All back to my phone with great history and control. I run the rest of my house with them as well. I love those plugs. Tapo. I'm pretty sure the Chinese government is monitoring me, but what the hell, they're subsidizing the electronics in my house.

I will put a ruler on the plant in the next set of photos just for you. I will assume that you're coming at the default that there's some crazy guy there throwing a bunch of bullshit out there and your defenses are up so I won't react too harshly.

But the bottom line is 30 years as a self-taught computer programmer who has had so many goddamn titles and responsibilities combined with a love of this type of experimentation puts me in a position to do some cost justification that I don't think you really can understand.

I'll add in that the dislocated hips and back spasms combined with the shingles pain requires an enormous amount of highly concentrated cannabis oil that I could not possibly purchase. Easily thousands of dollars a month. That's not happening. I've been out of work for 10 years now, supported by my wife who's a nurse. My social security kicks in in 2 months. I am on the edge and have been for a long time. That's what happens when you become a drug felon. So anyway, the cost justification is ridiculously easy.

But go ahead and try to insult anyway. I promise to be nice.