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[PlumberSoCal2]

Hard to believe, but ‘Last Train to Clarksville’ first rolled out this month back in 1966.” ~ Micky Dolenz

 

[Captspaulding]

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The Sutherland is thick in that one

 

[Captspaulding]

I remember him talking about them dirty tech bros flying drones by his spot. Didn't know they nabbed his plants... damn. He's a good guy. Hopefully he is just laying low and staying safe and will be back soon.

I hope the best for all the farmers on here. Be safe out there everyone

I hear you on that one man manifest destiny away from assholes and prying eyes of scary ass good Samaritans

 

[Captspaulding]

Starting to stankonia up in this piece.

 

[Captspaulding]

How about a scooter with a cooler side car?
(was supposed to towing the cooler, but this would also be doable)

That would be a lot of fucking fun, dude ever since I saw this fucking Power chair mobility scooter deal that was fitted with a rear end out of a banshee and given a nitrous bottle. I always wanted to do this man they call it the power scare.

 

[Captspaulding]

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This dude‘s over here trying to make the philosopher, stone and shit
100% piss


0% gold.


Who’s the fool meow???!??!!

 

[Captspaulding]

Yes, industrial fish auschwitz is necessary for good plants... Neussary indeed!

Frauline to the front und schteina
Bok bok bok!

 

[Captspaulding]

Do seeds get dropped on the 1st for the solo cup X-mas thingy? Asking for a friend...
Perhaps @PlumberSoCal2 could be so kind as to re-post the rules, for us noobs and
recent newcomers to the wreck... oops nm, here they are:

Who wants to grow a Christmas Tree Cannabis plant this year in a Solo cup? Who thinks they can do it? Let's see.

Start date: September 1, 2024

Flip date: October 31, 2024

End Date December 25, 2024

Rules: Sept 1 start 10-12 regular seeds. Flip on Halloween. Thanksgiving day choose one female. Present photos December 25.

I can’t wait to get started on this contest that was a year ago

 

[Captspaulding]

Ok solo cup enthusiasts.
Let me at ya…….
Best be running at the jugular.
It’s been a while but me and solo cups got a bit of a history me and 8 ounce nursery cups through harvest too

 

[Florida_Mike]

@ChairmanFester

I have totally ignored this mother for 3 months.
My cleaning lady apparently has be giving her 1
gal of plain water per week. I can't believe she's
still alive... barely, but still alive and surprisingly
no bugs...

I just fed it, I figure if the old gal is that tough,
I might green up a couple tops and get a some
clones to keep the line going. She is way past
that cheap led and taller than me. As long as
she has some green tops, I should be able to
save here.

I can’t wait to get started on this contest that was a year ago

Haha..... I need to quit posting shit when I'm high af....

Fuck!


That's 24/7!

same rules though right?
(except the exact weekdays, of course)....

I'm just going to go gnaw on my foot

 

[Captspaulding]

@ChairmanFester

I have totally ignored this mother for 3 months.
My cleaning lady apparently has be giving her 1
gal of plain water per week. I can't believe she's
still alive... barely, but still alive and surprisingly
no bugs...

I just fed it, I figure if the old gal is that tough,
I might green up a couple tops and get a some
clones to keep the line going. She is way past
that cheap led and taller than me. As long as
she has some green tops, I should be able to
save here.

Haha..... I need to quit posting shit when I'm high af....

Fuck!


That's 24/7!

same rules though right?
(except the exact weekdays, of course)....

I'm just going to go gnaw on my foot

I like your idea for those splash guards that you fitted around the halos nice that’s a good idea

 

[Ninjadogma]

This dude‘s over here trying to make the philosopher, stone and shit
100% piss


0% gold.


Who’s the fool meow???!??!!

Reminds me the first time I ever heard of Native American talking sticks I thought damn they sure were into some hardcore hallucinogens, even the sticks talk!

 

[Florida_Mike]

I like your idea for those splash guards that you fitted around the halos nice that’s a good idea

just cut up drink bottles is all

 

[Captspaulding]

Reminds me the first time I ever heard of Native American talking sticks I thought damn they sure were into some hardcore hallucinogens, even the sticks talk!

Bro, you don’t talk to sticks?
I guess it’s an American thing

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Here's how I make mine homie: 1/2" irrigation tubing [x~legnth] and tee; less than .50 ea. Drill or melt holes evenly (smaller near the tee if worried about perfect dispersion).

A few of these would prolly fill a swimming pool in a few days, would be no need to double or glue them

I ran something similar to this with my first ever hydro setup I used 12 inch pvc pipe joined together in a horseshoe shape was an awesome setup but had no idea what I was doin vegged to long roots filled the pvc pushing it all apart leaks eveywhere got root root 2 plants died overnight with crown rot ahh good times the rings though they worked good but the little holes would block from the salt ended up taking rings off used a t and just ran 2 lines straight in my pots then of course 1 would pop out n flood the floor good times indeed

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

You could also not do that.
I can't think of how to refine the mold out but I suspect it's unwise anyhow.

You’re not going to be able to guarantee that spores don’t survive no matter what method you use, and the taste will translate too. Alcohol, heat , pressure, cold, or water won’t kill the spores. Strong uv light is probably the only thing that would kill the spores. But it’d also destroy the trichomes

 

[Ninjadogma]

Bro, you don’t talk to sticks?
I guess it’s an American thing

No but there was this one time I went on a 5 day bender on meth and around day three I started receiving encoded messages from the birds chirping in the neighborhood that police were surveilling me and I needed to leave the house ASAP. I spent the next two days evading an imaginary police helicopter that turned out to be Venus in the night sky, and the sound of my own car's motor echoing off the K rail on the freeway during the day. My brother was cooking at the time... called him up to warn him and explain why I wasn't coming over because I didn't want to lead the cops to him. And that's when my brother laughed and said when I finally sleep it off he'd tell me about the "coonkikes." The Coonkikes, he explained, are those phantom people who are sitting in the empty parked car in front of your house. And sometimes you can hear their whispering giggling voices when they're crawling around on your roof.

It was pretty much after that I said the shit wasn't for me. There's really no pleasure or humorous value when you're in the middle of a meth dilirium, it's only funny telling the story later.

 

[Crazyformes]

That’s it I’m trading in the scooter for one of these

Your number one....

 

[Crazyformes]

Do seeds get dropped on the 1st for the solo cup X-mas thingy? Asking for a friend...
Perhaps @PlumberSoCal2 could be so kind as to re-post the rules, for us noobs and
recent newcomers to the wreck... oops nm, here they are:

Who wants to grow a Christmas Tree Cannabis plant this year in a Solo cup? Who thinks they can do it? Let's see.

Start date: September 1, 2024

Flip date: October 31, 2024

End Date December 25, 2024

Rules: Sept 1 start 10-12 regular seeds. Flip on Halloween. Thanksgiving day choose one female. Present photos December 25.

When did it go to regular seeds....did I missed that?

 

[Florida_Mike]

You’re not going to be able to guarantee that spores don’t survive no matter what method you use, and the taste will translate too. Alcohol, heat , pressure, cold, or water won’t kill the spores. Strong uv light is probably the only thing that would kill the spores. But it’d also destroy the trichomes

For mycology, you have to pressure cook grain @15psi, 250f; for 90 minutes to kill all spores and bacteria. Uv light has to touch shite to kill it. Would be impossible to kill all spores imo

When did it go to regular seeds....did I missed that?

that's last years contest I accidentally posted. not sure about this year... sry bout that