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[voltage]

Good morning.

 

[Captspaulding]

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Irradiated Chernobyl weed

some of 13000 rontgen skin peeling DNA scrambling shit eh
zero void coefficient reactors to the front!

Good morning.

Morning homie
I trust all of the circuit breakers are nominal and
power lines are juiced

 

[Captspaulding]

Why am I here?

I'm not here to fit in. I'm here to share knowledge about something I've discovered so that home growers can grow in as much as possible so they can put it away for a few years. Or the rest of their lives.

Or high consumption pain patients can extract enough oil to actually work because it's way too expensive to buy.

Either way, commercial growers are going to hate me. This is way too much competition from home growers. I might end up consulting to a commercial grower with the agreement that I publish everything in one year. I'll give them a head start against everybody else and let them wipe out all the other commercial growers.

If I can leave a web footprint with people arguing with me this is a good thing. People arguing with me means they might find mistakes I've made. I am always looking for other people's viewpoints to poke holes in what I'm doing. I know I'm missing information and viewpoints. This is how I gain them.

But I have to find the right people. This is not my peer group. The vast majority of you have far more growth experience than me. I am not your peer. On the other hand, I've spent a lifetime being parachuted into situations and figuring shit out. I've just figured something out. It's worth sharing. But you people will not be listening by default unless I do some significant song and dance.

I'm here to make nice if I can but I'm here to give correct information at all times. This will anger some people. Maybe my information isn't correct. I can't possibly be right. But I'm really confident. That guy is such an asshole. Yep.

That guy talks down to me. He's such an asshole.

That guy has been paid to talk to people his entire life. Sorry, that's what I did. I built things and then I told people how I built them and I taught other people to build them. That guy knows that everything he says has a possibility of value. I intend to continue to eat for the next several years and I would like to build grow rooms and visit within an hour's ride as a cannabis consultant. That's my goal.

I'd like to point medical patients to this site and say this is what I did and you can watch as I did it and you can see how other people might not agree with what I did.

I can do this on any cannabis site. I'm just too lazy to build my own right now so I am utilizing their resources. I've built many websites. But let someone else do it now.

Keep in mind I will never be doing cat shit anywhere else. That's part of my intro description. People have to find their own fertilizer solutions to get to the point of a healthy plant to be able to apply the things I've learned.

Okay, that's why I'm here.

It's up to the admins to decide whether or not my presence is disruptive to whatever the goals of this website are. Keep in mind that if I draw arguments that draws eyeballs which increases ad revenue. We are the product here. The goal is to not get the arguments to the point of hostility when you lose people. Get some real information out there. And if home growers start using my method, they're going to use a lot more lights which means more lighting advertiser dollars for this website.

I will continue posting as I have until redirected or banned.

And you're silly enough to think that bud counts to me? That is one tiny segment, a tendril, of which there's at least 20 of them that go about 6 in at this point. You plan on shitting that out?

Are you seriously growing out of cat shit though??
I mean, I get being in a pinch sometimes cash can be tight but that’s kinda dangerous,
I’ve also got to believe that logic would dictate that most humans with a brain in their skull would know that it’s not good considering the fact that me eating diet that is digested by a cat is filled with bacteria, pathogens, and really groovy things like worms
Standard composting does not get rid of pathogens that are present within cat feces, dude let alone the mixture of the ammonia’s from the cat urine that is going to be present in the feces as well. I realize that you may have a certain way of going about things and your personality may be a little bit against the grain and that’s totally cool I get that.
But if you’ve smoked any herb that you have somehow managed to get across the finish line that was out of a grow medium mixed with cat feces, I would implore you to seek help from a medical professional and get yourself tested for blood-borne pathogens, and any type of strange infection because bro it’s not healthy and to be mixing the sacred seed with what’s known to be one of the worst byproducts created by any animal on the face of the planet. In my opinion it’s just not wise so that number one like seriously bro have you smoked herb? That’s been grow cat shit dude.

 

[ChairmanFester]

HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS US... just parked, no tarp, no hangars, one of one all of them. No fences, just abandoned in rural Russia.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Even bog standard cow manure isn't just manure... it's seasoned out in a field and raked over and sun dried and the run-off is dealt with. I was contemplating bat guano in a commercial refined form and I was still thinking about gas mask and gloves and all kinds of shit. Even with normal stuff I have an air cleaner parked right next to it and it's enough to clean a two story house. That thing I tried with pee? That was twice, with lab equipment, and not entirely serious. I might for fun do it from time to time.
Ain't play with cat poo. You gonna die.
That's for the new guy. Btw, please journal your death and upload medical reports we can study... I say that to all those who seem determined to ignore safety though.
Cap knows this shit. Grow with natural materials and you become the fertilizer maker, you can't skip a step. Use poop and you have to pasturize it (no not Louis Pasteur's process). Use pee and you have to spin it out and suck off the good layer. Use compost and you have to test it and mix it with bland medium. And tons of neutral material like charcoal and ash.
@TestTime I'd like to see N-P-K numbers and a soil level bacterial count, maybe a swab to agar sample after a few days. I'd like to know how many "flower-haha-fuck you-veg again" cycles produced that texture, because 10 grams of trim was useless garbage that should have been bud on my plant that revegged at least once if not twice but the diff is she got caught and brought right back to flower with iron discipline. Oh and I asked people here a lot of questions.

 

[Captspaulding]

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HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS US... just parked, no tarp, no hangars, one of one all of them. No fences, just abandoned in rural Russia.

Literally everywhere
Not just Russia.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Literally everywhere
Not just Russia.

The Air Force graveyard at least there are random patrols and repaired fences. You might still get in but mouse quiet. This is like... fuck me man, the SU-47 alone was groundbreaking. I think the mothball fleet off frisco is kinda easy to get into and fuck around but you need a non-powered boat.

 

[Captspaulding]

The Air Force graveyard at least there are random patrols and repaired fences. You might still get in but mouse quiet. This is like... fuck me man, the SU-47 alone was groundbreaking. I think the mothball fleet off frisco is kinda easy to get into and fuck around but you need a non-powered boat.

I’m down to run a live sortie and snag one.
Sure hope there’s still fuel that hasn’t Evap off and them afterburners will still kick on when we have raptors flying up our asses

 

[Captspaulding]

Even bog standard cow manure isn't just manure... it's seasoned out in a field and raked over and sun dried and the run-off is dealt with. I was contemplating bat guano in a commercial refined form and I was still thinking about gas mask and gloves and all kinds of shit. Even with normal stuff I have an air cleaner parked right next to it and it's enough to clean a two story house. That thing I tried with pee? That was twice, with lab equipment, and not entirely serious. I might for fun do it from time to time.
Ain't play with cat poo. You gonna die.
That's for the new guy. Btw, please journal your death and upload medical reports we can study... I say that to all those who seem determined to ignore safety though.
Cap knows this shit. Grow with natural materials and you become the fertilizer maker, you can't skip a step. Use poop and you have to pasturize it (no not Louis Pasteur's process). Use pee and you have to spin it out and suck off the good layer. Use compost and you have to test it and mix it with bland medium. And tons of neutral material like charcoal and ash.
@TestTime I'd like to see N-P-K numbers and a soil level bacterial count, maybe a swab to agar sample after a few days. I'd like to know how many "flower-haha-fuck you-veg again" cycles produced that texture, because 10 grams of trim was useless garbage that should have been bud on my plant that revegged at least once if not twice but the diff is she got caught and brought right back to flower with iron discipline. Oh and I asked people here a lot of questions.

And you know the whole bat guano thing is even dicey too dude because you know that shit is killing growers shit as early as this year couple of dudes died messing with it. It was a tainted supply out of a fertilizer.killed them dead on the spot.
No, I’ll compost down some horse manure or some cow manure and apply it all day long. You can still achieve the same results without having to go to some of the more exotic types of shit you can achieve the same higher levels of these base nutrients through other means of supplementation Mainly worm castings

 

[ChairmanFester]

I’m down to run a live sortie and snag one.
Sure hope there’s still fuel that hasn’t Evap off and them afterburners will still kick on when we have raptors flying up our asses

Or that there isn't a real fun fuel left in the tank like ammonium hydroxide or something. Hell I'd love to re-enact the movie "My Science Project" and build a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. grow, but upstate NY doesn't have any cool abandoned military sites except the Sharon Springs DoD project that was studying spa treatments for medical treatments for vets. And that place is rained out and looted.

 

[Captspaulding]

Or that there isn't a real fun fuel left in the tank like ammonium hydroxide or something. Hell I'd love to re-enact the movie "My Science Project" and build a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. grow, but upstate NY doesn't have any cool abandoned military sites except the Sharon Springs DoD project that was studying spa treatments for medical treatments for vets. And that place is rained out and looted.

Hey man, come down this way there’s a sea wolf that’s right down the road it’s one of the first ones ever built. We can jack that motherfucker.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Mainly worm castings

I use them because you talked about it. Back in the bad old bunker days my friend's mom had a yard compost we made soil from after trying African Violet soil (trash for weed). We kept adding worms because we liked to fish and find them easily.
Now my mix is fluffy no-content seedling soil, perlite, bone meal, worm castings, and now I'm hoping the shot glass of 70 perlite/30 vermiculite with water added becomes my go-to sprouting medium.

 

[voltage]

Stupid is contagious

 

[ChairmanFester]

Hey man, come down this way there’s a sea wolf that’s right down the road it’s one of the first ones ever built. We can jack that motherfucker.

USS Requin is in PA near Ohio and is barely painted anymore. All the Urbexing around me is abandoned farms. Some are cool, I have one on my list for the end of the summer to do list.

 

[Gmix]

Cat shit

Guess it’s time to

 

[Captspaulding]

I use them because you talked about it. Back in the bad old bunker days my friend's mom had a yard compost we made soil from after trying African Violet soil (trash for weed). We kept adding worms because we liked to fish and find them easily.
Now my mix is fluffy no-content seedling soil, perlite, bone meal, worm castings, and now I'm hoping the shot glass of 70 perlite/30 vermiculite with water added becomes my go-to sprouting medium.

Well, you gotta be using those worm castings at a really low clip in seedling soils, bro because for the for the most part a seedling when it sprouts, all right it comes equipped with more than enough of the nutrients that it’s gonna need already present in itself from incubation, all the way through to veg.
It’s one of the main reasons why a lot of us will preach not using any nutrients for the first 2 to 3 weeks, (this varies depending on genetics and strain vigor, some strains get to veg faster) it’s really easy to kinda kneecap yourself out of the gate by having too many of these base nutrients, and too high of ratios too soon it can also confuse newer growers because seedling is when they start to show different symptoms from let’s say a nitrogen toxicity very early. Let’s say at the same time you may be watering a little bit too much a nitrogen deficiency can also look exactly like over watering, for example which can then cause a tailspin when a well meaning new grower starts to throw the kitchen sink at a seedling trying to figure out exactly what they need to do to fix it when all they’re really doing is compounding issues at that point so I always try to say keep the soil pretty basic if you’re gonna run a specific to seedling medium because with what you’re saying, coupled with bone and blood meal on top of a worm casting that’s a pretty hot soil man did your seedlings turn out OK or do you cut it with a more tempered soil in order to bring the heat down

 

[Captspaulding]

USS Requin is in PA near Ohio and is barely painted anymore. All the Urbexing around me is abandoned farms. Some are cool, I have one on my list for the end of the summer to do list.

Growing up in Philly, I used to skate at FDR Park and it’s a bad ass concrete park that was built into the support for the I-95 overpass that’s above the park but right behind it is the Philadelphia shipyard where they park a ton of the retired fleet and it’s one of the only 11 ship yards that are left in operation in the United States albeit anemic but still an operation You should check it out man. It’s a super fucking cool spot to hit up. It runs so slow and it has been since the 90s that back in the day me and some crazy parties that I used to get together with could rent portions of the decks of old battleships in order to throw fucking bad ass raves. It was a good time. I don’t know if you can still do that now but definitely worth checking out.

 

[ChairmanFester]

The Buran... the only other space shuttle ever...

Then they stopped fixing the roof...

 

[Crazyformes]

Well, you gotta be using those worm castings at a really low clip in seedling soils, bro because for the for the most part a seedling when it sprouts, all right it comes equipped with more than enough of the nutrients that it’s gonna need already present in itself from incubation, all the way through to veg.
It’s one of the main reasons why a lot of us will preach not using any nutrients for the first 2 to 3 weeks, (this varies depending on genetics and strain vigor, some strains get to veg faster) it’s really easy to kinda kneecap yourself out of the gate by having too many of these base nutrients, and too high of ratios too soon it can also confuse newer growers because seedling is when they start to show different symptoms from let’s say a nitrogen toxicity very early. Let’s say at the same time you may be watering a little bit too much a nitrogen deficiency can also look exactly like over watering, for example which can then cause a tailspin when a well meaning new grower starts to throw the kitchen sink at a seedling trying to figure out exactly what they need to do to fix it when all they’re really doing is compounding issues at that point so I always try to say keep the soil pretty basic if you’re gonna run a specific to seedling medium because with what you’re saying, coupled with bone and blood meal on top of a worm casting that’s a pretty hot soil man did your seedlings turn out OK or do you cut it with a more tempered soil in order to bring the heat down

Morning Cap....you didnt sleep long up there on the moon....

 

[Captspaulding]

The Buran... the only other space shuttle ever...
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Then they stopped fixing the roof...

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It’s crazy you know in the grand scheme of civilization on earth as we know it. It would only take 300 years for any real sign of our existence on this planet to be completely erased by the elements in a way that quite literally grinds everything down to dust, given we were wiped out of existence by some extinction level event and we couldn’t have a hand in upkeep or restoring things. It’s just wild how fast no sign of us could be achieved through natural elements. It’s sad to see that man.