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[Terpy_Burpz]

Man goes into doctor's office and says, 'Doctor! I have five penises!' Doctor says,'My God, how do your pants fit?' Man says, 'Like a glove!'​

 

[BB22]

It's a tough one, alright. He was well-liked, and was always stating how it's a "reality" that "some gun deaths" are inevitable and "worth it" as a "price for liberty" to pay to have an armed citizenry. Saying things regularly such as these verbatim quotes - “You will never live in a society where you have an armed citizenry, and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s drivel. But I think it’s worth it.”
“I think it’s worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
a "cost" indeed, Charlie...a cost indeed, and certainly not a "prudent deal" for your loved ones my guy.
It's a sad day to lose someone so willing to stand up for and ultimately pay the price for their convictions.
That's the last I'm saying on the matter.

What is your message? You don’t like guns? America? I don’t think that we are going to be friends. Let’s not talk anymore

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

What is your message? You don’t like guns? America? I don’t think that we are going to friends. Let’s not talk anymore

America is awesome, man i mean it was for a long time and Ive used guns to feed my family my whole life so have respect for them. More so today than ever perhaps. Nope no problems with either in particular. Some of the choices of some of the people are questionable, to say the least, but it's no different from the rest of the world in that respect. I don't have answers, sadly..just sackfuls of questions! Which ive promised to keep to myself from now on

 

[Putthataway]

What is your message? You don’t like guns? America? I don’t think that we are going to be friends. Let’s not talk anymore

We would like your machete next ( insert whatever the fuck country)

 

[BB22]

Anyone recognize her?

 

[Captspaulding]

We would like your machete next ( insert whatever the fuck country)

Case and many points of various knives why this clown idiot savant lives on the damned moon. It’s legal to open carry a boar spear, and have two katanas across your back. A couple ka bars sticking out of your ears for better reception, a gun on each hip. Riding an icbm to go by 27 margaritas made with grain booze at the margarita drive through, so I can go home and blast a fresh impact crater into my fro t lawn.



You know what else is rad?
Being able to cut your gas tank off of your old beater Chevy. Pumping it full of as much lead as you can muster, so I can then scrap it and by as many ballons as I fucking want. Its a hard job but someone has to twist them damned dogs and giraffes for the kiddos

 

[Captspaulding]

View attachment 2520985Anyone recognize her?

Bro I do. Man. Nc I read the news

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

We would like your machete next ( insert whatever the fuck country)

It's absolute madness...these are all tools for life in the right hands! Gosh, I must have 30 slashers, grubbers, hackers, machetes, parangs, bowies, etc around the place.. every one of them I use..for the correct purpose. Couldn't imagine having them banned wtf. Nope, just nope! Next, they will be looking at my babies - Dogo Argentino X American Bulldog (Argentinian Bulldog) crosses like "hmmm, that's too effective and scary..that needs regulation, better cut those nuts off and make him get a license to own them too. Meet Sadie..shes only 8 months old and needs a leather sofa to her damn self cos shes a beast..proper princess she is!

 

[Captspaulding]

It's absolute madness...these are all tools for life in the right hands! Gosh, I must have 30 slashers, grubbers, hackers, machetes, parangs, bowies, etc around the place.. every one of them I use..for the correct purpose. Couldn't imagine having them banned wtf. Nope, just nope! Next, they will be looking at my babies - Dogo Argentino X American Bulldog (Argentinian Bulldog) crosses like "hmmm, that's too effective and scary..that needs regulation, better cut those nuts off and make him get a license to own them too.

It's absolute madness...these are all tools for life in the right hands! Gosh, I must have 30 slashers, grubbers, hackers, machetes, parangs, bowies, etc around the place.. every one of them I use..for the correct purpose. Couldn't imagine having them banned wtf. Nope, just nope! Next, they will be looking at my babies - Dogo Argentino X American Bulldog (Argentinian Bulldog) crosses like "hmmm, that's too effective and scary..that needs regulation, better cut those nuts off and make him get a license to own them too. Meet Sadie..shes only 8 months old and needs a leather sofa to her damn self cos shes a beast..proper princess she is!

American bulldogs are one of my favorite breeds, bulldog head, pitbull frame
100% awesome companion.
And dude my house has all the poker type apparatus everywhere. On my bug out bag I have full tang bison horn handled 12 inch Bowie and a kabar kukri on one side a kabar tanto on the other side.
38 special in a side pocket.

And a desalinator, rope and descender carabiners and shackles some jerky a few mre
And waaaaay too many confetti poppers

 

[Putthataway]

It's absolute madness...these are all tools for life in the right hands! Gosh, I must have 30 slashers, grubbers, hackers, machetes, parangs, bowies, etc around the place.. every one of them I use..for the correct purpose. Couldn't imagine having them banned wtf. Nope, just nope! Next, they will be looking at my babies - Dogo Argentino X American Bulldog (Argentinian Bulldog) crosses like "hmmm, that's too effective and scary..that needs regulation, better cut those nuts off and make him get a license to own them too. Meet Sadie..shes only 8 months old and needs a leather sofa to her damn self cos shes a beast..proper princess she is!

Bro over in mikes New York you can’t sell a puppy. One thing I really I really like about this thread is the international and cities or states fucking the tax payer being exposed.

 

[Captspaulding]

Fire in the hole!!!!

 

[Justlovetogrow]

It's a tough one, alright. He was well-liked, and was always stating how it's a "reality" that "some gun deaths" are inevitable and "worth it" as a "price for liberty" to pay to have an armed citizenry. Saying things regularly such as these verbatim quotes - “You will never live in a society where you have an armed citizenry, and you won’t have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It’s drivel. But I think it’s worth it.”
“I think it’s worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.”
a "cost" indeed, Charlie...a cost indeed, and certainly not a "prudent deal" for your loved ones my guy.
It's a sad day to lose someone so willing to stand up for and ultimately pay the price for their convictions.
That's the last I'm saying on the matter.

U can not talk about gun control with Americans repeat after me I will never talk about gun control with Americans ask me how I know pretty sure the chairman Rained down hell on me for trying they won’t understand man cause u know guns don’t kill people just people with guns kill people

 

[Captspaulding]

U can not talk about gun control with Americans repeat after me I will never talk about gun control with Americans ask me how I know pretty sure the chairman Rained down hell on me for trying they won’t understand man cause u know guns don’t kill people just people with guns kill people

Bro. So does Rambo.
He goes hard in this scene
you can see daylight through a few of these guys

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

U can not talk about gun control with Americans repeat after me I will never talk about gun control with Americans ask me how I know pretty sure the chairman Rained down hell on me for trying they won’t understand man cause u know guns don’t kill people just people with guns kill people

I have officially dropped the mic/thrown in the towel on that one... as shown above.
Lesson learned...we listen and we do not judge!

 

[Justlovetogrow]

American bulldogs are one of my favorite breeds, bulldog head, pitbull frame
100% awesome companion.
And dude my house has all the poker type apparatus everywhere. On my bug out bag I have full tang bison horn handled 12 inch Bowie and a kabar kukri on one side a kabar tanto on the other side.
38 special in a side pocket.

And a desalinator, rope and descender carabiners and shackles some jerky a few mre
And waaaaay too many confetti poppers

Capn like that’s not a knife this is a knife

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Two nuns are riding their bicycles down a cobblestone road. One looks around and says to the other, 'I don't think I've ever come this way before.' The other replies knowingly, 'Must be the cobblestones, dear' They both squint their eyes at their white knuckles, set their jaws and nod at each other intently..​

 

[BB22]

American bulldogs are one of my favorite breeds, bulldog head, pitbull frame
100% awesome companion.
And dude my house has all the poker type apparatus everywhere. On my bug out bag I have full tang bison horn handled 12 inch Bowie and a kabar kukri on one side a kabar tanto on the other side.
38 special in a side pocket.

And a desalinator, rope and descender carabiners and shackles some jerky a few mre
And waaaaay too many confetti poppers

Damascus! I’ve only flirted with making knives. They mostly look like prison shanks. I’ve Watched a bunch of Forged in Fire

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

American bulldogs are one of my favorite breeds, bulldog head, pitbull frame
100% awesome companion.
And dude my house has all the poker type apparatus everywhere. On my bug out bag I have full tang bison horn handled 12 inch Bowie and a kabar kukri on one side a kabar tanto on the other side.
38 special in a side pocket.

And a desalinator, rope and descender carabiners and shackles some jerky a few mre
And waaaaay too many confetti poppers

yep, absolute necessary piece of kit right there! If you have to ask "what for" then you will probably never know..
bro these dogs are the Buso im going to breed Catahoula into em soon enough. Should make for a pretty dog...pretty fucking scary!

 

[Terpy_Burpz]

Right im out....catch ya later fuckos! May all your dreams come true!

 

[SlingShot]

Damascus! I’ve only flirted with making knives. They mostly look like prison shanks. I’ve Watched a bunch of Forged in Fire

Yeah, I watched forged in fire and caught the bug too, but it seems I'm not skilled enough, thinking of a knife makers day class, maybe, but my daily carry is a benchmade bailout m4 that I choose every single titanium part for them hand assembled, awesome, and I'll take the half win. Practice makes perfect, get back to it and I'm sure in no time you'll knock out a beauty.