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[closettrapper217]

Some of my fondest memories of workplace shenanigans took place working in automotive repair shops. I use to work at a Midas , and my buddy Andy (RIP) would always yell PACK IT! The second the boss was gone. And packed bowl was quickly lit and passed around. Well we use to have a little too much fun, and one day we decided to fill a trash bag full of acetylene and we used a cigarette taped to the bag or something like that for a wick. That thing let off the loudest boom ever. It literally had mufflers and tail pipes swinging back and forth on the racks from the shock wave, pretty sure it set off a car alarm in the parking lot.
Then there was the time we had an airbag removed from a dodge dakota and we ran wires to it and hid behind a tire rack and contacted the wires to a battery. The fucking thing went off from a face down position and hit a steel i beam 25 feet above and came back to the ground just as hard in a split second. Made a gong sound as it hit the beam. Threw the wires like twenty feet behind us in our tire bunker. Crazy how violent those things are.

Dude my friend I grew up with parents own a junk yard. I’ve set off more air bags than you can imagine lol. Good fuckin times.

We used to set them up under people’s seats. Everyone sits down to smoke and Boom someone goes flying 3 feet in the air. Hahahahahahaja damn I miss being a kid lol

 

[ChairmanFester]

@FloridaMike you're retired......doesn't every day feel like Friday?? Or is that just a pipe dream of mine??

No you just figure out how to work harder anyway

 

[Florida_Mike]

420! Fire'm up for cripes sake!

@FloridaMike you're retired......doesn't every day feel like Friday?? Or is that just a pipe dream of mine??

yup, just another day for me, but I try to keep you all entertained & feeling good about life

 

[ChairmanFester]

420! Fire'm up for cripes sake!

yup, just another day for me, but I try to keep you all entertained & feeling good about life

This may help. A good workout keeps us healthy motivated farmers!

 

[Florida_Mike]

This may help. A good workout keeps us healthy motivated farmers!

Meh, doesn't do much for me anymore bro. Radiation Therapy on my nether regions and all...

Besides; I can just come to the farm when I wanna look at assholes all day

Appreciate the thought though!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[ChairmanFester]

Meh, doesn't do much for me anymore bro. Radiation Therapy on my nether regions and all...

Besides; I can just come to the farm when I wanna look at assholes all day

Appreciate the thought though!

Hey, with light cardio and proper stretching you too can make it up the stairs! Add year to your life!

 

[Berniemac]

Yes...and recently lots and lots of seeds

Seeds are good maannnnnnnnnnnn lolol

 

[Berniemac]

Currently going through seeds as we speak!

 

[JIMKSI64]

Ok I am growing one of these.
Just when does it reach self awareness and try to escape?

 

[Crazyformes]

Not sure about herm bro, but that second picture down had some suspiciously full calyces. What say you? Where I am, occasionally, some idiot grows a male and ruins the entire season for the whole neighbourhood. I hope that isn't the case in the pics. Although it's early on, so those seeds will be mature by harvest, and so long as you don't get any more pollen, the buds will be all good. It hasn't happened to me since I printed and handed out a basic flyer in everyone's letterbox in the middle of the night, like a creep show, showing what a male plant looks like and the damage they can do to a medicinal crop if left by a careless grower. Bear in mind, it's illegal here, I'm just lucky enough to be rural enough for people to understand. I intend to have some big girls this year outside, and that would be a nightmare. Hmm, maybe another flyer run wouldn't go amiss.

Don't know if you follow regularly....if you seem my debacle. I had 4 Punta Rojo in one tent and 8 Fem ladies of different varieties in the next....the Punta were regular seeds that i identified as ladies... 3 weeks after I flipped both houses into flower (12/12) I opened tents to see that 2 of my Punta ladies grew boy parts and splooged all over the tent and since identified all as girls at that time I opened the panel separating the other tent with the 8 Fem ladies....well they are (all 10) pollinated. Soooo yhat idiot was me....lesson learned. Regular seeds outside if mor possible...then inside there own tent away from any flowering females. So my point was ....I will have lots and lots of seeds. Here is list:
PUNTA CROSSED WITH
Lambsbreath
Amnesia Haze
Skunk#1
Purple Chocolope
Ricky's Hash Plant
and Straight up... Punta Rojo

 

[Crazyformes]

Don't know if you follow regularly....if you seem my debacle. I had 4 Punta Rojo in one tent and 8 Fem ladies of different varieties in the next....the Punta were regular seeds that i identified as ladies... 3 weeks after I flipped both houses into flower (12/12) I opened tents to see that 2 of my Punta ladies grew boy parts and splooged all over the tent and since identified all as girls at that time I opened the panel separating the other tent with the 8 Fem ladies....well they are (all 10) pollinated. Soooo yhat idiot was me....lesson learned. Regular seeds outside if mor possible...then inside there own tent away from any flowering females. So my point was ....I will have lots and lots of seeds. Here is list:
PUNTA CROSSED WITH
Lambsbreath
Amnesia Haze
Skunk#1
Purple Chocolope
Ricky's Hash Plant
and Straight up... Punta Rojo

 

[Crazyformes]

Don't know if you follow regularly....if you seem my debacle. I had 4 Punta Rojo in one tent and 8 Fem ladies of different varieties in the next....the Punta were regular seeds that i identified as ladies... 3 weeks after I flipped both houses into flower (12/12) I opened tents to see that 2 of my Punta ladies grew boy parts and splooged all over the tent and since identified all as girls at that time I opened the panel separating the other tent with the 8 Fem ladies....well they are (all 10) pollinated. Soooo yhat idiot was me....lesson learned. Regular seeds outside if mor possible...then inside there own tent away from any flowering females. So my point was ....I will have lots and lots of seeds. Here is list:
PUNTA CROSSED WITH
Lambsbreath
Amnesia Haze
Skunk#1
Purple Chocolope
Ricky's Hash Plant
and Straight up... Punta Rojo

...thats right....Panama Red crossed with Punta as well.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Don't know if you follow regularly....if you seem my debacle. I had 4 Punta Rojo in one tent and 8 Fem ladies of different varieties in the next....the Punta were regular seeds that i identified as ladies... 3 weeks after I flipped both houses into flower (12/12) I opened tents to see that 2 of my Punta ladies grew boy parts and splooged all over the tent and since identified all as girls at that time I opened the panel separating the other tent with the 8 Fem ladies....well they are (all 10) pollinated. Soooo yhat idiot was me....lesson learned. Regular seeds outside if mor possible...then inside there own tent away from any flowering females. So my point was ....I will have lots and lots of seeds. Here is list:
PUNTA CROSSED WITH
Lambsbreath
Amnesia Haze
Skunk#1
Purple Chocolope
Ricky's Hash Plant
and Straight up... Punta Rojo

Call it "Big Iron", the six-shooter!

 

[Florida_Mike]

Ok I am growing one of these.
Just when does it reach self awareness and try to escape?

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I have a giant saguaro in my front yard that is full of little birds. I'd post a picture of it, but it's just too recognizable . It'd be like lighting a beacon in front of me casa.

A lot of the fledglings fall out of the holes and into my yard. When my German Shepherd Dog finds them; he very carefully "rescues" them...

until they [accidentally] die.





Then he eats them

 

[Crazyformes]

Call it "Big Iron", the six-shooter!

Call it a 6 shooter or big iron....I call it splogged...

 

[Crazyformes]

I have a giant saguaro in my front yard that is full of little birds. I'd post a picture of it, but it's just too recognizable . It'd be like lighting a beacon in front of me casa.

A lot of the fledglings fall out of the holes and into my yard. When my German Shepherd Dog finds them; he very carefully "rescues" them...

until they [accidentally] die.





Then he eats them

Happy....rescue!! Sad...eats
I love the majestic look of the Saquaro...
I was traveling to Mesa, Arizona....came off the highway...went on a road that had a switch back on it (my first nerve racking switch back) as I came around looking down into a valley.....looked back up to the ridge and it looked like native Americans standing there pointing at me with there guns....it was a whole mess of saquaro's.... I have to watch some of those old western movies over again....you never know maybe they were cactuses as well...

 

[ChairmanFester]

I have a giant saguaro in my front yard that is full of little birds. I'd post a picture of it, but it's just too recognizable . It'd be like lighting a beacon in front of me casa.

A lot of the fledglings fall out of the holes and into my yard. When my German Shepherd Dog finds them; he very carefully "rescues" them...

until they [accidentally] die.





Then he eats them

Hakuna Matata

There are some great westerns. I hate country music post 1940-1950. All of it was formulated by Col Parker, Sal Perkins and Billy Guthrie. Literally Britney Spears level fakery, even "outlaw" country was a marketed product. I am dead sure one of them went to jail for publicity.
But like

Take your pick! Great stuff!

 

[Florida_Mike]

Happy....rescue!! Sad...eats
I love the majestic look of the Saquaro...
I was traveling to Mesa, Arizona....came off the highway...went on a road that had a switch back on it (my first nerve racking switch back) as I came around looking down into a valley.....looked back up to the ridge and it looked like native Americans standing there pointing at me with there guns....it was a whole mess of saquaro's.... I have to watch some of those old western movies over again....you never know maybe they were cactuses as well...

Here's a picture of it when it was immature...

 

[jamehelman00]

Damn the formation on those for week 5ish (guessing) is stellar. Jesus.