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[ChairmanFester]

Yeah, a Pole did this. I recognize my people's craft.

 

[JIMKSI64]

This is the deadliest drink known to man

Somehow my wife encouraged this as I was biyin her a gallon of vodka to make her own vanilla extract

She saw this peach Jim beam, thought it was jack, twas not

Pulled out a gallon bag of peaches frozen from the trees out back, wifes homemade yogurt, 2 bananas, 3 shots of the peach Jim beam,

Wife dosent drink, she just drank a whole one, (she’s gunna be gigglin and laughin and trying to drag me to the bedroom within the hour)

She said she couldn’t even taste the liquor, I know I’m buzzed after slammin it so she’ll be toast

I had a cow orker that me and the owner of a shop named a mythical drink after. It was called " the Mitch ".
2 oz pure grain alcohol 1 oz Robitussin over ice in a tumbler rimmed with coke.
He was one of three fellas that in 15 years of running shops was absent 50% of Mondays during NASCAR Season.

 

[Florida_Mike]

This is the deadliest drink known to man

Somehow my wife encouraged this as I was biyin her a gallon of vodka to make her own vanilla extract

She saw this peach Jim beam, thought it was jack, twas not

Pulled out a gallon bag of peaches frozen from the trees out back, wifes homemade yogurt, 2 bananas, 3 shots of the peach Jim beam,

Wife dosent drink, she just drank a whole one, (she’s gunna be gigglin and laughin and trying to drag me to the bedroom within the hour)

She said she couldn’t even taste the liquor, I know I’m buzzed after slammin it so she’ll be toast

I used to get some "Georgia Peach" moonshine from an old cowboy in central Fl.

You wanna talk about deadly? This stuff was over 150 proof, tasted like a fresh cut Georgia peach and had zero alcohol taste or bite.

If you opened a whole quart, you drank a whole quart; that simple. Didn't matter if there were 2 or 10 people there; that quart would be finished in one sitting.

$30 a quart jar, if you wanted one or a hundred.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

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Yeah, a Pole did this. I recognize my people's craft.

I had a fishing buddy who was Polish, we use to fish in the saltwater a lot and I lived a town away from the coast, he lived closer to an hour away. So I let him keep his boat in the driveway, until that day that he came to get his boat at 4am , and rather then wake me up to move a vehicle in our driveway, he pulled his boat out between my car and my moms car. He gouged both vehicles with his trailer and panicked. This poor bastard was beside himself with grief and tears were flowing and in between sobs and apologies I go hey don’t worry about it just let your insurance company know what happened and we’ll get it fixed, he looks at me and says “I wasn’t driving my truck, I did that by hand. “ this guy actually physically pulled out his boat on a trailer wedged between two cars with-3 inches on either side with his own bare hands. SUPER HUMAN RETARD STRENGTH and the determination of a Polish man, from that day forward he was known as Full Retard.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I used to get some "Georgia Peach" moonshine from an old cowboy in central Fl.

You wanna talk about deadly? This stuff was over 150 proof, tasted like a fresh cut Georgia peach and had zero alcohol taste or bite.

If you opened a whole quart, you drank a whole quart; that simple. Didn't matter if there were 2 or 10 people there; that quart would be finished in one sitting.

$30 a quart jar, if you wanted one or a hundred.

Peaches sure do satisfy, I use to like this bird dog peach whiskey, was very tasty. Too tasty

 

[ChairmanFester]

I had a fishing buddy who was Polish, we use to fish in the saltwater a lot and I lived a town away from the coast, he lived closer to an hour away. So I let him keep his boat in the driveway, until that day that he came to get his boat at 4am , and rather then wake me up to move a vehicle in our driveway, he pulled his boat out between my car and my moms car. He gouged both vehicles with his trailer and panicked. This poor bastard was beside himself with grief and tears were flowing and in between sobs and apologies I go hey don’t worry about it just let your insurance company know what happened and we’ll get it fixed, he looks at me and says “I wasn’t driving my truck, I did that by hand. “ this guy actually physically pulled out his boat on a trailer wedged between two cars with-3 inches on either side with his own bare hands. SUPER HUMAN RETARD STRENGTH and the determination of a Polish man, from that day forward he was known as Full Retard.

That's genetic I can, well could have, done that haha. This is why I was in a highway department for 20 years, if it's mind bogglingly huge and it has to move they called me. I'm not even big like 6ft and 180-200.
Maybe watch us close around tools and scrap. There is a reason my new flowering tent hasn't been photographed. Quiet you, it works!
If he was full ukrainian he would have dropped the boat after figuring out how to build an elevated rack on wheels.

 

[ChairmanFester]

LONG time ago at Sterling Stage there was a peach farmer who brought us jars of moonshine. Proof? No idea, it wasn't good lol. At least the results in the morning weren't.

 

[NisterMice]

Guys I'm almost out of weed. Now I will roll up the last toothpick of my purple Pineapple Poison pheno.

But happy days are not far away... first harvest/samples will be in about 3 weeks

Oh and I realized something very deep. Dig this: If I only smoked half as much, it would last me twice as long

 

[ChairmanFester]

Guys I'm almost out of weed. Now I will roll up the last toothpick of my purple Pineapple Poison pheno.

But happy days are not far away... first harvest/samples will be in about 3 weeks

Oh and I realized something very deep. Dig this: If I only smoked half as much, it would last me twice as long

Now if you GREW twice as much....
I got a tin of bowl scrape I don't love to tap but it fills up and just a little bit is a tad of relief plus you don't want more lol. Thankfully I don't have to open it often. Looking forward to never!

 

[Florida_Mike]

Peaches sure do satisfy, I use to like this bird dog peach whiskey, was very tasty. Too tasty

No clue why, but you reminded of this song...

 

[ChairmanFester]

Some cali grower with "White Tahoe Cookies" (https://premiumcultivars.com/products/white-tahoe-cookies-seeds)... HORY SHET!

 

[BearWater]

I'm frikn embarrassed homie, both of these pics are at 18 days from direct sowing in rockwool cubes. This year's were stunted from the beginning; which tells me it was a ph issue on initial soaking of the cubes (plain ro water with a couple drops of down for a 5.8ph).

If anyone has some fire cuts they want to share, hit me up in a dm and maybe we can work something out.

The trick is too “ain’t no shame in my game” it!

step into my nightmare…

 

[NisterMice]

Now if you GREW twice as much....
I got a tin of bowl scrape I don't love to tap but it fills up and just a little bit is a tad of relief plus you don't want more lol. Thankfully I don't have to open it often. Looking forward to never!

Yeah exactly! Since I use different nutes now, this seems possible - perhaps not twice as much, but already the two topped plants alone will be interesting harvests wise. Also plants look healthier now and they can grow very close to the LED without praying etc. Humidity might be an issue though with bigger buds, but I'm confident so far.

 

[BearWater]

Peaches sure do satisfy, I use to like this bird dog peach whiskey, was very tasty. Too tasty

“LOOK OUT!”

 

[ChairmanFester]

Yeah exactly! Since I use different nutes now, this seems possible - perhaps not twice as much, but already the two topped plants alone will be interesting harvests wise. Also plants look healthier now and they can grow very close to the LED without praying etc. Humidity might be an issue though with bigger buds, but I'm confident so far.

This forum corrected a shitload of my dumb ideas thankfully. My yield is way way better these last two. Carly is gonna be hard to beat though. She's pushing tent walls.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Vivi

Vivi Cure cures in just 10 days, completely hands-free. No burping, no guesswork, just great stuff.

vivipacks.com

Well how stupid have we been? Full cure in 10 DAYS! NO BURPING! (cause you know it's hard on the wrists)

 

[NisterMice]

This forum corrected a shitload of my dumb ideas thankfully. My yield is way way better these last two. Carly is gonna be hard to beat though. She's pushing tent walls.

The funny part is, while I learned a thing or two. I mostly use this forum for fun interactions. Most of my knowledge came from 1990s weed magazines and later on from a Swiss grower forum. Mfers over there are brutal though - picture having the Kung Fu Master from Kill Bill as your guide. "If you grow like a dog, I'll talk to you like a dog. Woof woof motherfucker!"

 

[oldtimer1960]

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Some cali grower with "White Tahoe Cookies" (https://premiumcultivars.com/products/white-tahoe-cookies-seeds)... HORY SHET!

Yummy

 

[Florida_Mike]

Guys I'm almost out of weed. Now I will roll up the last toothpick of my purple Pineapple Poison pheno.

But happy days are not far away... first harvest/samples will be in about 3 weeks

Oh and I realized something very deep. Dig this: If I only smoked half as much, it would last me twice as long

 

[NisterMice]

The funny part is, while I learned a thing or two. I mostly use this forum for fun interactions. Most of my knowledge came from 1990s weed magazines and later on from a Swiss grower forum. Mfers over there are brutal though - picture having the Kung Fu Master from Kill Bill as your guide. "If you grow like a dog, I'll talk to you like a dog. Woof woof motherfucker!"