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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

You forgot to mention "pizzaco's" 🤣 👊 🐙 You Mexican Italians are cute. You forgot to mention "pizzaco's" 🤣 👊 🐙 Let us Scottish folks introduce you to the scrumptious world of corned beef tacos!
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The Line King

In the heart of the emerald jungle, where the canopy stitched the sky shut and cicadas sewed the night with pins of sound, a young lion named Kivuli learned the shape of power. He learned it from his mother first—the quiet weight behind a stare, the sudden whip of muscle in tall grass—and later from the pride, who followed him at dusk when his silhouette already looked like a crown.

He should have become everything the savanna expected: a gold-mane king with a throat made for thunder. Instead, on a moonless night, he found a different kind of lightning.

The campers were messy gods: they cooked meat till the dark smelled like a festival, laughed at nothing, and slept with their soft throats pointed at the stars. Kivuli circled them once, twice, a sleek rumor in the scrub. A zipper rasped. A bag glowed white inside. He sniffed. The powder smelled sharp and electric, like rain trying to happen.

He dipped his nose, sneezed, blinked—and the world broke open like a struck match.

Colors sharpened. Sounds braided. Every mosquito was a symphony. Kivuli felt ten feet tall and bulletproof and gloriously, stupidly certain he could outrun the moon. He paced the campsite, vibrating with ideas. Could he invent new gazelles? Punch a baobab into orbit? He loved everyone and everything, especially himself. When the campers woke to slashed tents and missing “Colombian Lightning,” they found pawprints across the cooler lid, neat as calligraphy, dusted white.

That was the beginning...

tbc 👊 🐙
 

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The Line King
You've already beat Sharknado and Cocaine Bear.
For many years I loved "The Ghost and the Darkness", I watched the shit out of that VHS.
If you make it to video, you have to make all the actors inexplicably pronounce "cocaine" like the Continental on SNL pronounces "champagne".
"co-cagn-ya"
"champ-pag-gnye"
(I am surprisingly not an expert at phonetic english)
 
You've already beat Sharknado and Cocaine Bear.
For many years I loved "The Ghost and the Darkness", I watched the shit out of that VHS.
If you make it to video, you have to make all the actors inexplicably pronounce "cocaine" like the Continental on SNL pronounces "champagne".
"co-cagn-ya"
"champ-pag-gnye"
(I am surprisingly not an expert at phonetic english)
🤣 🤣 🤣
 
Speaking of the wreck... Someone needs to start talking shit about Pantera; see if we can coax @Captspaulding out of hiding. Here, I'll start with this:
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jk jk.... where is ya, ole fearless leader? where is ya.... 🤷‍♂️ 👊🐙
 
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I haven't seen many people asking about his absence,
maybe he thinks nobody cares about clowns no more 🤡🤷‍♂️ 😢
I think now I shall reveal to you the nature of my very clever master-baiting skills!
Do you notice, as Spaulding posts less, my posts of custom and classic cars goes up?
THINK YE THIS BE COINCIDENCE!?!
 
I wish private jet🤣😂 My neighbors and kids think I'm the cool grandpa....they just don't know behind walls I got weed growing. The picture is of my Berry Garden...which stands for a very large Blue Dream weed plant. Im just gonna have to go to one of those pick your own berry places and bring back and pass them out to the kids.....🤣😂🤣😂
There is nothing wrong with drinking beer and listening to 🎶
That actually doesn’t look as out of place as I thought it might good craftsmanship mate kind of looks like a chicken run and plant is getting beastly 👍
 
That actually doesn’t look as out of place as I thought it might good craftsmanship mate kind of looks like a chicken run and plant is getting beastly 👍
My 5 year old sees the whole operation, as far as she is concerned I have a wierd hobby full of inexplicable bottles and it's all just the same green as the last plants I threw out (she hasn't noticed flowering because it looks like everything in the yard to her). Not sure why it's inside but I pour stuff on it and make notes so it must be interesting to someone.
 
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