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[Crazyformes]

Morning folks. How’s everyone today!

Don't you have any new girls to show us???? Same babes all the time....geez.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Don't you have any new girls to show us???? Same babes all the time....geez.

I have to keep posting Carly because I let her be a tent queen when I was germinating ok and now it's about time to get shit going it's a chinese fire safety drill. Oh if I had the time and room for a nice 12 plant run... 18-20 was optimal really. 50 though, that's something. Of course it's not 250...

 

[JIMKSI64]

Ok. Tent full of pot I mean pots.

 

[ChairmanFester]

"The bushy-tree trap pattern. A bold choice for the modern pest environment. Geometrically optimized to inhibit logical flight path trends in a shifting real-time threat response. The bushy-tree trap is a cunning solution employing manuf... [/care]"

I think I was beginning to work on a real post-modernist statement there though.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Good morning Mike,
good morning Farm.

Found out yesterday that my old golfing buddy/best friend died a while back.

I'll never forget one day we were on an "uppity" course playing and getting fucked up.
We polished a sixer on the front nine, then stopped and got another six pack and a couple shots at the turn.

On the 10th; I sparked up a joint of some phenomenal "giggle" weed that I'd grown. By the 11th hole we were laughing so hard we were pissing ourselves.

I had tee'd up and completely whiffed with my 3 wood... Missed the ball altogether.

This sent us into fits so bad we couldn't even look at each other... AND IT DIDN'T STOP! There was absolutely nothing funny whatsoever; yet we were just spontaneously laughing our asses off like a couple of idiot savants.

By about the 15th hole we see the course ranger headed our way and we're both like "be cool! be cool!"... So the ranger rides up on us and asks if we know anything about a couple fellas out there causing a ruckus and being too loud (knowing damn well it was us).

We were doing really good until the exact instant he quit talking... Mike, in all seriousness says: "well now that you mention it........" At which point he glanced at me and we started back laughing so hard that he fell out of the golf cart and was rolling around on the ground.

It was so infectious that the ranger was laughing right along with us and asking wtf was so funny.

After mebbe 5 minutes he was like "look, you two need to chill out or leave" Then mumbled something about wishing he had some of whatever we were on... We mutually decided we should leave and come back another day. As we were pulling away from him, I tossed a cig pack that had the 1/2 a joint in it to him and said "be careful what you ask for bro......" smiled and hauled ass...

So long buddy...

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Good morning Mike,
good morning Farm.

Found out yesterday that my old golfing buddy/best friend died a while back.

I'll never forget one day we were on an "uppity" course playing and getting fucked up.
We polished a sixer on the front nine, then stopped and got another six pack and a couple shots at the turn.

On the 10th; I sparked up a joint of some phenomenal "giggle" weed that I'd grown. By the 11th hole we were laughing so hard we were pissing ourselves.

I had tee'd up and completely whiffed with my 3 wood... Missed the ball altogether.

This sent us into fits so bad we couldn't even look at each other... AND IT DIDN'T STOP! There was absolutely nothing funny whatsoever; yet we were just spontaneously laughing our asses off like a couple of idiot savants.

By about the 15th hole we see the course ranger headed our way and we're both like "be cool! be cool!"... So the ranger rides up on us and asks if we know anything about a couple fellas out there causing a ruckus and being too loud (knowing damn well it was us).

We were doing really good until the exact instant he quit talking... Mike, in all seriousness says: "well now that you mention it........" At which point he glanced at me and we started back laughing so hard that he fell out of the golf cart and was rolling around on the ground.

It was so infectious that the ranger was laughing right along with us and asking wtf was so funny.

After mebbe 5 minutes he was like "look, you two need to chill out or leave" Then mumbled something about wishing he had some of whatever we were on... We mutually decided we should leave and come back another day. As we were pulling away from him, I tossed a cig pack that had the 1/2 a joint in it to him and said "be careful what you ask for bro......" smiled and hauled ass...

So long buddy...

And the older we get the more we lose. Keep that memory close, every time you think of him. It'll help, a LOT

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

If you never saw The Hunt for Red October...View attachment 2535605

While I love Red October, wife and I watched it again recently I prefer the books. The movie The Exorcist was about as close to the book as any movie I've seen and is still a fav, wife won't watch that one

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[ChairmanFester]

While I love Red October, wife and I watched it again recently I prefer the books. The movie The Exorcist was about as close to the book as any movie I've seen and is still a fav, wife won't watch that one

Books and movies, mortal frienemies. I can't think of many that were faithful but the Secret of NIHM and the book are very different but very good as a pair. I hate what books have been ignored over the years.
Also I'm an 80s kid star wars fan, so you can imagine.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Good morning Mike,
good morning Farm.

Found out yesterday that my old golfing buddy/best friend died a while back.

An appreciative HAHA for the good times. Age is a son of a bitch because you watch good people die. I know the feel, we're here for stories which is probably the best memorial.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

You can't hate Hot Shots... classic Sheen. People who hate war movies got too much of like "Hamburger Hill" written by people and consultants who lived WWII and wanted to make an accurate feel. The 80s vietnam movies were pretty much guy-budy stories so they get more familiar. New stuff like Generation Kill is the Grunge Kids version.
"Catch-22" is more Terry Gilliam absurdity and 1942 is a little more SNL version of that if you want more comedy. Then there is "Stripes".
Which depiction of industrial scale violence is right for you?

I got Hot Shots 1 and Deux on DVD. From my 12 year old humor you should have guessed that Zucker Abrahams Zucker are my heros Who could forget Kentucky Fried Movie?

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

If you can watch this parody commercial and not bust out laughing you need professional help

And if you remember the original commercial you'll definitely be laughing

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

And who can forget the movie that started it all?

Richard Belzer has become a TV star since this was released

Saw this in a theater and cried laughing. The crowd too

 

[ChairmanFester]

Don't forget "Spies Like Us"

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Don't forget "Spies Like Us"

You KNOW I've got that one too

On our video stand I've got my movies on the bottom shelf, like Space Balls, Airplane, Hot Shots, Loaded Weapon (Shatner, Samuel L. Jackson, Kathy Ireland, Tim Curry, Jon Lovitz, and cameos by James (Scotty) Doohan and Dr Joyce Brothers, Stripes (of course) Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Caddy Shack, Spies Like Us, Three Amigos, Robbin Hood Men in Tights, comedians like Robin Williams on Broadway, Ron White etc. All of Mel Brooks films. Saw Young Frankenstein when it came out and about a third of the way through i was laughing so hard I had to get up and go in the lobby, my body hurt from laughing

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Good morning Mike,
good morning Farm.

Found out yesterday that my old golfing buddy/best friend died a while back.

I'll never forget one day we were on an "uppity" course playing and getting fucked up.
We polished a sixer on the front nine, then stopped and got another six pack and a couple shots at the turn.

On the 10th; I sparked up a joint of some phenomenal "giggle" weed that I'd grown. By the 11th hole we were laughing so hard we were pissing ourselves.

I had tee'd up and completely whiffed with my 3 wood... Missed the ball altogether.

This sent us into fits so bad we couldn't even look at each other... AND IT DIDN'T STOP! There was absolutely nothing funny whatsoever; yet we were just spontaneously laughing our asses off like a couple of idiot savants.

By about the 15th hole we see the course ranger headed our way and we're both like "be cool! be cool!"... So the ranger rides up on us and asks if we know anything about a couple fellas out there causing a ruckus and being too loud (knowing damn well it was us).

We were doing really good until the exact instant he quit talking... Mike, in all seriousness says: "well now that you mention it........" At which point he glanced at me and we started back laughing so hard that he fell out of the golf cart and was rolling around on the ground.

It was so infectious that the ranger was laughing right along with us and asking wtf was so funny.

After mebbe 5 minutes he was like "look, you two need to chill out or leave" Then mumbled something about wishing he had some of whatever we were on... We mutually decided we should leave and come back another day. As we were pulling away from him, I tossed a cig pack that had the 1/2 a joint in it to him and said "be careful what you ask for bro......" smiled and hauled ass...

So long buddy...

That’s a good story, and great example of how to remember those who have passed, fondly remembered and never forgotten. Rest in peace to your friend Mike.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I got Hot Shots 1 and Deux on DVD. From my 12 year old humor you should have guessed that Zucker Abrahams Zucker are my heros Who could forget Kentucky Fried Movie?

I have a tendency to want to call all sequels part Deux . This is directly related to Hot shots part deux. Naked gun movies, Hot Shots une and deux, Loaded weapon and the Scary Movie franchise were all staples in my pre teen early teen tv diet. Along with Monty python, kids in the hall, benny hill, In living color, and Saturday night live. Shout out to the early 90’s comedy scene. You fuckers made me the twisted sarcastic version of myself that I am today.