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[closettrapper217]

Anyone wondering the pond plant is flowering beautifully and the bullfrog is still hanging out waiting for it to finish

 

[ChairmanFester]

I hate 6-6 lights off!!!!! I WANT TO FUCKING BOTHER MY PLANT!
Actually the seedlings will need trainer rearrangement and Whole tent chinese firedrill, S&M at 7 (best time of day), and
this
chili
smell
WHOLE HOUSE
drool.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I have an idea for your frog.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Finally got a picture of my porch buddy.

3 bushes down there is another tunnel but much smaller.

 

[ChairmanFester]

What's albino about it? or just like lemon haze and white widow with the bleached look?

 

[poorwhiteanddirty]

Title: Everyone’s Afraid of a Little Voltage — That’s Why Your Grows Are WEAK


Alright, I’m gonna say it since nobody else here has the guts: the whole “electrical safety” thing is massively overblown and designed to keep small growers dependent on overpriced prefab junk. You’ve all been brainwashed by the same YouTubers who think running a 600W LED means calling in an electrician like you’re wiring a nuclear reactor. Get real.


Half of you are terrified of extension cords like they’re snakes. You say “don’t daisy chain power strips,” “don’t run lights off a single outlet,” “always ground everything.” Buddy, I’ve been running three 1000W drivers, a dehumidifier, and a space heater off one circuit for years. The breaker’s never tripped once because I know what I’m doing — I feel the current.


You people forget electricity is alive. You have to understand it. Respect it, but not fear it. If you’re scared to touch a live wire, maybe this hobby isn’t for you. The pros don’t wait around for some “certified” electrician who charges $200 an hour just to plug in a GFCI. We make our own adapters, our own timers, our own ballast mods. That’s how you get performance.


All this “use UL-listed equipment” stuff is propaganda pushed by the same companies selling you overpriced surge protectors. Real efficiency comes from custom rigs — spliced, modified, tuned by feel.


And don’t even start with “fire hazard” this and “insurance claim” that. Fires happen because of incompetence, not innovation. You think Nikola Tesla had a UL sticker on his coils? No. He had vision. He had guts.


You guys want your plants to thrive? You gotta let the juice FLOW. Stop being afraid of a little zap. Electricity is like a dog — it senses fear.


— Photon_Commander12@altavista

I'ma fly a kite with a key on it next time it storms. Let's fry our brains with homemade electroshock therapy lol. Fire hazards are real

 

[ChairmanFester]

I'ma fly a kite with a key on it next time it storms.

This would give cap flashbacks to that fire hazard light

 

[ChairmanFester]

Firing on cylinders today, I got a batch of butter gifted, making cake, 400mg per slice (I think 388 or whatever) so good doses are tea-cake 100mg. Thought I'd go wild on flavor so it's orange juice angelfood cake with cinnamon toast crunch frosting lol.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

I got some squat plants happening hoping they stretch out of it when I flip I’ve lifted the Gavitas to the roof n turned em down to 400watts hoping to take cuts Saturday n flip Monday see how it works out

 

[Crazyformes]

I got some squat plants happening hoping they stretch out of it when I flip I’ve lifted the Gavitas to the roof n turned em down to 400watts hoping to take cuts Saturday n flip Monday see how it works outView attachment 2541108

Look nice and squat

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Also went dirt biking on the weekend first ride back for ages bbq with the fam was a good day except my boy over tightened his gear lever bolt n snapped it man gettin it off was a massive pain in my ass got another one on order be here tomorra ready for the weekend

 

[ChairmanFester]

Becoming ensugared!

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[ChairmanFester]

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Becoming ensugared!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

I really thought it'd weight more

Out of 1 1/4 papers so been rolling 100mm having to cut down the 120's

A different and smaller mantis in my Mother's Milk today

I have no idea what happened

A Bluebelly lizard

got stuck in my 15 gallon half barrel where I fluf up blocks of coco coir. Beautiful specimen

I had to tip the barrel for him to get out.

I've been busy and haven't even strained my coconut oil

Nor made brownies and still have 7 plants to wire to the chicken coop. Gotta get busy

 

[Vick_Vinegar]

This hits harder than it should. Feels like it sums up the last few years of the internet in general lol

 

[Vick_Vinegar]

Was Gunna throw this c99 X Juicy cut in the bin last week. Was about four weeks from flip and hadn't really moved into flower, and the STS on a lower node hadn't any effect.

Glad I didn't cause a few days later the branch started hanging dong. Love the incredible aux branching on this pheno but everything else just screams "generic sativa".

 

[Vick_Vinegar]

Poor girls were bone dry an hour or so ago. Humidity insanely low lately. Sitting at 25% again. The one on the left which was drenched in STS really isn't digging the humidity. Taco shells. One on the right doesn't seem to mind. 45 days in. Looks like a few balls are popping up on a node or two finally.

Black Mamba Autos from PEV. All this jazz about heat/humidity fluctuation tolerances might make em decent for our climate. Winter fuckd off a few weeks ago and it's pretty much 85-95f non stop already and 25-45% humidity during the day lately. Fuck Kingaroy was 16% humidity an hour ago. Let's put their claims to the test. The one on the left ain't showing much tolerance for hot and dry, but that could be the STS as well.

Will start feeding em sooner or later. Usually get around 8 weeks out of this potting mix before starting some fish/kelp.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

This hits harder than it should. Feels like it sums up the last few years of the internet in general lol
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Speaking of that I hear it’s a ghost town at our previous home