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[PlumberSoCal2]

Here you go....36ounces

110 ounces

I added both to my cart. Start 'em in the 18oz, up pot to the 32 and finish in the 110's

 

[ChairmanFester]

Ford Falcon Comet/Rocket depending on trim

 

[ChairmanFester]

Use to work a luxury camping show 4x a year in high school. They always brought cool shit.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Looks like 10 plants. Leveled out all pots and shortened stem length above ground.
Watered 100ml at solo cop perimeter. ( And not some 110 oz solo cup ).
All lights at 7k +- 150 lux by adjusting panel placement.
Vacuumed in and out of the tent. ( This is new ) Installed second sweep fan on back wall. Covered the sensor bundle and back down to .04 vdp trace

This was so much work an hour to service the plants. My toes are dead on my left foot and my right leg is doing some automatic isometric exercise with no input from me but it's done.

Meeting with financial advisor in an hour. Going into full war footing for my assets.

 

[closettrapper217]

I’ve become oddly obsessed with trying to roll these hash holes. Like to get that hash work perfectly in the middle of the joint when you roll it and it burns forever, so perfect and not lopsided. They do sell 3d printed hash hole jigs but that’s cheating haha

This morning is some black runtz with some of the mixed batch trim hash rosin

 

[ChairmanFester]

I’ve become oddly obsessed with trying to roll these hash holes. Like to get that hash work perfectly in the middle of the joint when you roll it and it burns forever, so perfect and not lopsided. They do sell 3d printed hash hole jigs but that’s cheating haha

This morning is some black runtz with some of the mixed batch trim hash rosin

Lay down flower, line hash on top, brush extra flower over the top, finger roll side to side... that will be a more stable and round "center".

Rare photo inside a north korean arms expo. So many medals for bullshit their officers must be bulletproof lol. I won't deny North Korea has a certain admirable charm even if they are mentally bent.

 

[closettrapper217]

Lay down flower, line hash on top, brush extra flower over the top, finger roll side to side... that will be a more stable and round "center".

Rare photo inside a north korean arms expo. So many medals for bullshit their officers must be bulletproof lol. I won't deny North Korea has a certain admirable charm even if they are mentally bent.

Thank you. Never even thought of that lol

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Looks like 10 plants. Leveled out all pots and shortened stem length above ground.
Watered 100ml at solo cop perimeter. ( And not some 110 oz solo cup ).
All lights at 7k +- 150 lux by adjusting panel placement.
Vacuumed in and out of the tent. ( This is new ) Installed second sweep fan on back wall. Covered the sensor bundle and back down to .04 vdp trace

This was so much work an hour to service the plants. My toes are dead on my left foot and my right leg is doing some automatic isometric exercise with no input from me but it's done.

Meeting with financial advisor in an hour. Going into full war footing for my assets.
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I really wish you indoor growers would speak English

Looking good

 

[ChairmanFester]

Thank you. Never even thought of that lol

Yeah what would the medals even be for? It's not like they do international aid or peacekeeping or litoral patrol at a minimum. I have a Soviet one, "Hero of Production" aka Slave of the Year haha.

 

[ChairmanFester]

NEW SPROUTING METHOD, ALA SCIENTIFIQUE!

 

[ChairmanFester]

I really wish you indoor growers would speak English

Looking good

FUCKIN CHAT SEZ:

What VPD Actually Means​

VPD = Vapor Pressure Deficit.


In plain English:
It’s the difference between how much water vapor the air could hold (if it were 100% humid) and how much it’s actually holding right now.


That “deficit” controls how fast water leaves your plants — through their leaves (transpiration).


So:

• High VPD = air is dry → plants transpire like crazy → risk of stress.
• Low VPD = air is too humid → transpiration slows → risk of mold or nutrient lockout.

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The Simple Formula (conceptually)​

You don’t need to memorize it, but just know it depends on:

• Leaf temperature (°F or °C)
• Air temperature
• Relative humidity (RH%)

You can plug those into a VPD chart or calculator and get a number in kPa (kilopascals).

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Ideal VPD Ranges for Cannabis​

Stage	Ideal VPD (kPa)	Rough Temp/RH Target
Seedling	0.4–0.8	~75°F / 65–75% RH
Veg	0.8–1.2	~78°F / 55–65% RH
Flower	1.2–1.6	~80°F / 45–55% RH
Late Flower (ripening)	1.4–1.8	~78°F / 40–50% RH

If you go too high in VPD during flower, the plants will still grow — but they’ll suck up water too fast, which can cause nutrient burn, curling, or crispy edges. Too low (too humid), and you’re asking for powdery mildew or sluggish growth.

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Why It Matters in a Grow Tent​

In a tent, you control everything — air exchange, temp, humidity — so VPD is your steering wheel.
If you keep your temperature and RH dialed to your stage’s sweet spot, your plants can:

• Pull up nutrients efficiently
• Avoid stress and mold
• Develop thicker, more resinous buds

Think of it like the difference between breathing mountain air vs. a sauna — your plants feel that too.

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Quick Grower Tips​

• Measure leaf temp, not just air temp (infrared thermometer helps).
• Use a humidifier + dehumidifier combo if possible — tent air swings fast.
• Check VPD daily during weather changes — especially in small 2×2 or 3×3 tents where one wet towel or hot light can swing humidity by 20%.
• Don’t chase perfection — consistency beats chasing decimals.
  
  FUCK! THANKS CHAT! (I needed to know this too so thanks for reminding me).

 

[BearWater]

Couldn't stand the sight of an empty pot, one Maui Wowie on the sprouting block...

Weed math!

 

[ChairmanFester]

Weed math!

If these three grow like Carly I'm fucked lol. I keep trying to force myself to expand but this is plainly not reasonable.

 

[JIMKSI64]

I really wish you indoor growers would speak English

Looking good

Sad to say. This tent has been " on " for 12 days. This is the longest I have kept the tent and the room clean room clean.
It is so clean I could rebuild a 700R4 and not worry about grit getting in the valve body.

And some of those ,030 passages are bullshit

 

[BearWater]

If these three grow like Carly I'm fucked lol. I keep trying to force myself to expand but this is plainly not reasonable.

what would you need to do to expand? : )

 

[BearWater]

Lay down flower, line hash on top, brush extra flower over the top, finger roll side to side... that will be a more stable and round "center".

Rare photo inside a north korean arms expo. So many medals for bullshit their officers must be bulletproof lol. I won't deny North Korea has a certain admirable charm even if they are mentally bent.

Lots of legacy metals there : )

 

[ChairmanFester]

what would you need to do to expand? : )

Where the answer is not "$6 million dollars", if I took another step I guess a 2x2 and I got one o them televiseur advertisment tomato lights @ 100w bulb full spectrum (1k ppfd at 8"). I can daisy chain the air. Eventually soil. I actually have a decent amount of other shit. I am moving to 100% Fox Farm eventually though I love that shit.

I wonder if they inherit family medals lol, that'd be total thirdie behavior.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Where the answer is not "$6 million dollars", if I took another step I guess a 2x2 and I got one o them televiseur advertisment tomato lights @ 100w bulb full spectrum (1k ppfd at 8"). I can daisy chain the air. Eventually soil. I actually have a decent amount of other shit. I am moving to 100% Fox Farm eventually though I love that shit.

I wonder if they inherit family medals lol, that'd be total thirdie behavior.

This isn’t a bad deal, $304.00

And it comes with some cool glasses too!

 

[ChairmanFester]

This isn’t a bad deal, $304.00

I'd only need the fan and tent, I think everything else I have so it'd be significantly less than that. Fan is likely 50/50 even.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I have to admit some frustration with my economy. I used to only have to bust my ass and nearly die and I would have at least a bit of disposable income. Even the kid wasn't THAT bad, Suzanne never worked. Now it's just always hurt and nobody hiring. Hey for a year I was living 1950s... fiance and baby at home and solid job, shit was storybook.
It's easier now to just... be. Deal with whatever however. Sing my song.