ChairmanFester
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Crikes, one of those days I don't know if opiates would help. I had a couple smokes just because but it's kind of a waste when it's not solving anything.
What I need is a job limping around job sites with a practice bamboo sword thingamaroo and every time I see someone lift wrong I get to *WHACK* "correct" them. When they bitch I can tell them how it feels NOT getting whacked.
When I was a union stooge though my goddamn number one every fucking day bitch was "shit in the safety zone". You'd tape off an electrical box or something, supposed to have 3x5 in front of a standard box floor to ceiling. And every fucking time, a whole entire clean shop floor, the first broom set down is in the safety zone. Naturally the one I have at home is the same way because this is the universe fucking with me through my safety zones. Betcha there's a fuckin shoe innit.
What I need is a job limping around job sites with a practice bamboo sword thingamaroo and every time I see someone lift wrong I get to *WHACK* "correct" them. When they bitch I can tell them how it feels NOT getting whacked.
When I was a union stooge though my goddamn number one every fucking day bitch was "shit in the safety zone". You'd tape off an electrical box or something, supposed to have 3x5 in front of a standard box floor to ceiling. And every fucking time, a whole entire clean shop floor, the first broom set down is in the safety zone. Naturally the one I have at home is the same way because this is the universe fucking with me through my safety zones. Betcha there's a fuckin shoe innit.