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[JIMKSI64]

That’s crazy I sell o’s for 100 all day. Overnight shipping anywhere in the us get at me lol

Allegedly

Dude if pot. Umm wait if GOOD pot was 100 bucks a lid no one would know who the f I am on this forum and I would be much more bored than I was.

I was actually thinking of doing the only job I think I would be good at and could do which are those internet based mechanics that walk you through problems and research diagrams and specs for clueless people way over their heads. Then I found out the scam of those systems where the guy on the phone makes less than the company setting up the web site.

 

[Suds.an.buds]

Doesn’t work on the site and the install app button doesn’t work either

As for the app Go to the website hit the share on your phone then add to home screen thats how i got it on mine not sure about the name tho

 

[ChairmanFester]

That’s crazy I sell o’s for 100 all day. Overnight shipping anywhere in the us get at me lol

Allegedly

Lets see over a year that would have saved me... $500-$700. WTF this gay legal shit why can't we treat it like a jar of craft jam or onions at a farm stand. Maybe I somehow can't resist being political but jesus I wake up and remove 3 politicians from my asshole before I have my morning shit, all of them trying to determine if my hot water heater destroys the solar system with emissions, or if Jesus might be involved.

 

[ChairmanFester]

As for the app Go to the website hit the share on your phone then add to home screen thats how i got it on mine not sure about the name tho

GO FIND A 14 YEAR OLD AND PAY IT THEY CAN WORK THESE GADGETS! (lol)

 

[JIMKSI64]

New short term life goal.
I will make an apple fritter with butter made with my apple fritter.

So it is written.
So it shall be done.

 

[Ninjadogma]

If I wanted to buy a qp it'd probably be $400-500. If I had one for sale I'd be lucky to get $200. Weed here is cheap wholesale but very expensive for small amounts retail. I just saw an eighth oz of GDP $45

Cheap and abundant and also potent but the dispy's all want to upsell you that jewel encrusted nug they're showing off under glass like you're buying an engagement ring at Zale's. Dude it's fucking weed you pack it in a bong and you smoke it but hey if I'm having guests over and I want to set out some nice caviar weed to impress them, I'll be back.

 

[Ninjadogma]

As for the app Go to the website hit the share on your phone then add to home screen thats how i got it on mine not sure about the name tho

On my smartphone I just click on the green logo thing that appears just to the right of the URL and it switches to a mobile app layout of the website. It's not really an app, more like it goes "full screen" via your browser app.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Cheap and abundant and also potent but the dispy's all want to upsell you that jewel encrusted nug they're showing off under glass like you're buying an engagement ring at Zale's. Dude it's fucking weed you pack it in a bong and you smoke it but hey if I'm having guests over and I want to set out some nice caviar weed to impress them, I'll be back.

Or a mood. Maybe I just want hash because and damnit I can pick up a phone and have it dropped off in a package covered in some dumbshit art. And I can save the packaging which is GOLD. I love my little hash dish glass thingies.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Maybe we need "laid back communes" where people have like a 5 family farm but they also have regular jobs and money. And to quit this city idea because it makes people nuts.
We'd get really good weed out of the deal I think.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Cheap and abundant and also potent but the dispy's all want to upsell you that jewel encrusted nug they're showing off under glass like you're buying an engagement ring at Zale's. Dude it's fucking weed you pack it in a bong and you smoke it but hey if I'm having guests over and I want to set out some nice caviar weed to impress them, I'll be back.

In Ohio buying pot was set up to mimic a pharmacy visit.
All product is in a sealed container. You can not really see or smell let alone touch any bud. You decide what to buy online or in the front room and go to the back room for transaction. It all feels very whorehousy.

 

[closettrapper217]

Dude if pot. Umm wait if GOOD pot was 100 bucks a lid no one would know who the f I am on this forum and I would be much more bored than I was.

I was actually thinking of doing the only job I think I would be good at and could do which are those internet based mechanics that walk you through problems and research diagrams and specs for clueless people way over their heads. Then I found out the scam of those systems where the guy on the phone makes less than the company setting up the web site.

I’ve been getting Cali packs for years selling ounces at those wholesale price. Same weed you buy in those dispensaries. I’d take the Pepsi challenge any day.

But anyways the weed game is weird it’s all about who you know but nowadays when you can ship across the country and order “thca” weed off the internet no one should pay 200-250 an ounce is my take on it but people can spend their money however they want.

It’s funny you say that because I was reading your diary just this morning and I was thinking “ he has a niche for explaining this to people who don’t know wtf they’re doing “ very clear and concise and you’re still new to growing and figuring it out. Soon you won’t care what weed costs only electricity lmao

 

[closettrapper217]

 

[Crazyformes]

If I wanted to buy a qp it'd probably be $400-500. If I had one for sale I'd be lucky to get $200. Weed here is cheap wholesale but very expensive for small amounts retail. I just saw an eighth oz of GDP $45

My brother got 6 ounces in Michigan...they were having a deal....$15 an ounce at the dispesary....

 

[Ninjadogma]

Maybe we need "laid back communes" where people have like a 5 family farm but they also have regular jobs and money. And to quit this city idea because it makes people nuts.
We'd get really good weed out of the deal I think.

Lately I've been glancing at some farmland out in Rachel, Nevada (near Area 51). Who's with me?

Oh this reminds me, one of my neighbors put up a hilarious Halloween decoration. It's an alien space ship abducting a cow. Just a store bought inflatable, but still. Will need to grab a pic.

 

[JIMKSI64]

Our local farmers have joined in again. Hay bales and irrigation tile rolled up make you say WTF they look like spiders the size of a panel van.

 

[Ninjadogma]

In Ohio buying pot was set up to mimic a pharmacy visit.
All product is in a sealed container. You can not really see or smell let alone touch any bud. You decide what to buy online or in the front room and go to the back room for transaction. It all feels very whorehousy.

First time I ever set foot in a dispensary it was completely by accident. There was a commercial bakery by my office, a lot of time I would leave late at night and get a whiff of baking cinnamon in the air. So one day I drove by the bakery and some dude was waving a sign out front that said SALE: Cookies OC so I pulled in, some security guard told me to pull around the back... I still thinking this is the bakery and I ask the security guard is this where the cookie sale is and he says yes. So as soon as the door opens I get hit with that smell if weed and I see a guy behind a glass counter and a TV screen of menu items. I just said to the guy, wait. Yall aren't selling regular cookies here, are you? And he just laughed.

This was back in 2016 before Prop 64 passed and the city of Santa Ana was one of the early pioneers setting up storefronts for medical access.

 

[ChairmanFester]

Lately I've been glancing at some farmland out in Rachel, Nevada (near Area 51). Who's with me?

Oh this reminds me, one of my neighbors put up a hilarious Halloween decoration. It's an alien space ship abducting a cow. Just a store bought inflatable, but still. Will need to grab a pic.

I'm starting to think the commune thing works but like only for pocket money. But it would take the stress off a bullshit job playing with dirt and shit as therapy, then the good honest made shit you sell at the stand by the actual road would pay for starbucks coffee and a new TV. Then you barely care if it sells and eat half anyways lol.
And if market prices go to shit randomly for eggs or something at least the general community on a town or county level has replacement/competitive pricing product.
And while I'm living the Stalinist vibe lol we need a Tool & Machine Museum as a national resource dedicated to collecting and blueprinting all kinds of shit like decorative wood molding machines with the hand made tool teeth and fence picketing tools. The kind of shit Blue Ox in (oregon?) the west coast area does.

 

[ChairmanFester]

First time...

Because NY is a downs syndrome government we legalized having recreational weed and >maybe< growing first, with no dispensaries. So all the gas stations started selling weed they bagged and bought themselves all over on the counter. And nothing happened for like 8 months. So I walk into a cigarette and cigar and pipe smoke shop, all of a sudden it's a head shop (surprise) and there is ?legal? weed on the counter.
Then they ALL got shut down and arrested.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH CITIZEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And that's living in NY.
The second time was like 2023 I went to a dispensary that had just opened and everyone was MiB suited with an ear piece. But fucking whatever because they were still hippie momma type chicks like "Oh honey let me walk you over here and pick exactly your weed. Poor baby!". It was like a jewelry store (still is that Flynnstoned Empire we have lol). They do hand you a sealed jar or whatever right there though half the time they sell it on the floor with a smartphone and a slave walks out with a tray. There are way more options now but Flynnstoned isn't the MOST expensive and still has that "fuck you we're the king" quality.
No the interesting thing is now we're getting social clubs using elks lodge rules.

 

[Ninjadogma]

My brother got 6 ounces in Michigan...they were having a deal....$15 an ounce at the dispesary....

I pay $17 a bag for this stuff, it makes friggen great edibles. Already perfectly ground for decarb and a brand I trust. At that price I pick it up even though I'm growing my own. Reminds me, I've got some cooking to do! After I harvest a Blackberry Kush bush this morning of course.

 

[ChairmanFester]

I pay $17 a bag for this stuff, it makes friggen great edibles. Already perfectly ground for decarb and a brand I trust. At that price I pick it up even though I'm growing my own. Reminds me, I've got some cooking to do! After I harvest a Blackberry Kush bush this morning of course.

YOU PAY HOW @$&% MUCH!?! I COULD BUY ENOUGH TO NEVER BE BOTHERED AGAIN! IS THAT AN OUNCE OF FUCKING NON-POISON ANYTHING WITH SOME THC FOR $17 AMERICABUX!!!

I need to go rip the bubbler over that one fuck.