THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

[Justlovetogrow]

Just clowning around.
Night night you lil fuckers you
I’ll be waiting and standing outside your door. Just sweating and breathing heavily, drawing in really deep slow breathes that I exhale with a prolonged “yyyuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm”as I wait for you to wake up. Then I’m just gonna stand uncomfortably close all damned day. while i say weird things under my breath to, and about you. against your will, FOR-EV-ER.
And then we shall squire about town for some local sundries and delicious viddles.
Listening to Devos covering “ain’t got no satisfaction” as loud as possible on repeat.



Keep it stupid folks.
I have some stupiding to catch up on.
been wanting to break out my live squirrel nunchaku for a minute now.
It’s time.

Got the bunker humming along Capn

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Splendid.
As it should be my friend.
I really did miss it here
Glad the ones that count are still here.
Bummed bb ain’t round tho,
Still no sign of cheese?!!?!!!

Cheesy has returned from the beyond was on last week yas all comin back it’s good hasn’t been the same on here without your shenanigans Capn

 

[Putthataway]

Splendid.
As it should be my friend.
I really did miss it here
Glad the ones that count are still here.
Bummed bb ain’t round tho,
Still no sign of cheese?!!?!!!

I thought cheese chimed in a little bit ago. You missed the story. I was automatically logged out from the farm by no means of my own. I forgot my password, guess what the reset password link doesn’t send. I was trying responding to the emails and no response. I had to create a separate email and login as helplogin After about a month of harassing Nick and Mike someone finally got ahold of logic who reset it. Bb2 went missing about the same time and he was growing Bob Barker. I think he got logged out and didn’t go to the extent I went. A few others went missing around the same time.

 

[pnwbluntman]

Just clowning around.
Night night you lil fuckers you
I’ll be waiting and standing outside your door. Just sweating and breathing heavily, drawing in really deep slow breathes that I exhale with a prolonged “yyyuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm”as I wait for you to wake up. Then I’m just gonna stand uncomfortably close all damned day. while i say weird things under my breath to, and about you. against your will, FOR-EV-ER.
And then we shall squire about town for some local sundries and delicious viddles.
Listening to Devos covering “ain’t got no satisfaction” as loud as possible on repeat.



Keep it stupid folks.
I have some stupiding to catch up on.
been wanting to break out my live squirrel nunchaku for a minute now.
It’s time.

The toaster coaster does sound like a legit strain name. Now what are you going to cross to make it happen capn?

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Any of you other trainwreckers feel like killing people around Christmas time like if 1 more person cuts us off or steals our parking spot I’m doin 25 to life little old lady or not she’s on manners just fly out the window in holiday season

 

[Putthataway]

Had that earlier in January... Surprised the hell out of me. But luckily it was just the one (giant) bud.

Glad your grow is good.

Meanwhile... Wifey sends me this and asks....WTF!?

Oops ... Better to ask for forgiveness than to beg for permission. (Something like that)

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Nothing like advertising to your neighbors, law enforcement, and thieves what you are doing.

 

[amneziaHaze]

Nothing like advertising to your neighbors, law enforcement, and thieves what you are doing.

I hate when i get grow stuff and delivery guy smiles.

 

[cpurola]

I hate when i get grow stuff and delivery guy smiles.

Last summer I was making bubble outside in the front of the house under the maple tree for shade and a traveling meat guy stopped in. We'd had his stuff before and weren't impressed so said no thank you. He asked what I was doing, told him, and he proceeded to offer a cheesecake in return for some weed. I was shocked until he said that happens every other day around here. Did not know there were so many of us growing and bartering. LOL

 

[amneziaHaze]

Last summer I was making bubble outside in the front of the house under the maple tree for shade and a traveling meat guy stopped in. We'd had his stuff before and weren't impressed so said no thank you. He asked what I was doing, told him, and he proceeded to offer a cheesecake in return for some weed. I was shocked until he said that happens every other day around here. Did not know there were so many of us growing and bartering. LOL

I assume chessecake was delicious.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Last summer I was making bubble outside in the front of the house under the maple tree for shade and a traveling meat guy stopped in. We'd had his stuff before and weren't impressed so said no thank you. He asked what I was doing, told him, and he proceeded to offer a cheesecake in return for some weed. I was shocked until he said that happens every other day around here. Did not know there were so many of us growing and bartering. LOL

How was the cheesecake?

 

[voltage]

Nothing like advertising to your neighbors, law enforcement, and thieves what you are doing.

Growin tomatoes all year long.

 

[voltage]

I'm liking this setup.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Cheesy has returned from the beyond was on last week yas all comin back it’s good hasn’t been the same on here without your shenanigans Capn

True story. The Trainwreck is back!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Growin tomatoes all year long.

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Ninjadogma]

Any of you other trainwreckers feel like killing people around Christmas time like if 1 more person cuts us off or steals our parking spot I’m doin 25 to life little old lady or not she’s on manners just fly out the window in holiday season

Time to tell my annual Christmas story of how I taught my daughter to swear just as she was learning to talk.

It was December 24th and I decided to bring my daughter along for some last minute Christmas shopping for Mommy. So we zipped up to the Brea Mall and in the parking lot I was at a 4 way stop and about four cars in a row blew through it and I couldn't move, so I muttered under my breath, "The fuck is going on here?"

And then my daughter I think she was about 18 months or so at the time yaps back to me, "The fuck is going on, Daddy! The fuck is going on!"

And absolute horror set in on me and if you ever seen that scene in Meet the Fockers with the little kid saying Asshole, that was spot on to what I went through.

So I gaslighted my daughter. I turned around and said no sweetie I think you misheard me, I said that truck is going wrong there. And she said "Oh," and giggled, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Then when we pulled into the driveway I turned around, put my finger to my lips and said "Shhhh, let's not tell mommy what we got her for Christmas, okay?" And she excitedly agreed.

So we went inside and greeted my wife, told her we got her a nice gift. And then my daughter perked up and said, "Guess what Daddy got you?" And my wife gave her an advising look and said now sweetie it's supposed to be a surprise...

And then what followed, I can only describe as the most obvious display at failed self control, because my daughter covered her mouth with both hands... got out of her chair and climbed under the table still covering her mouth, and then she just couldnd contain it anymore as she took her hand off her own mouth and shouted, "Daddy got you a car cover!!!"

Hope this helps feed your Christmas spirit, folks. Make it a great day!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

This GDP

At about 6 pounds

Was supposed to come down Monday for my bday but had PM pretty bad so I sprayed it with Southern Ag's bio fungicide. Similar to Bt, a bacterium cultivated to be used as a fungicide. Works well and the plant was sprayed heavy Sunday evening

She suffered a bad stem break about a month ago but hasn't missed a beat.

She got washed well yesterday afternoon and was all dry this morning so now she's hanging on day 65

 

[cpurola]

Time to tell my annual Christmas story of how I taught my daughter to swear just as she was learning to talk.

It was December 24th and I decided to bring my daughter along for some last minute Christmas shopping for Mommy. So we zipped up to the Brea Mall and in the parking lot I was at a 4 way stop and about four cars in a row blew through it and I couldn't move, so I muttered under my breath, "The fuck is going on here?"

And then my daughter I think she was about 18 months or so at the time yaps back to me, "The fuck is going on, Daddy! The fuck is going on!"

And absolute horror set in on me and if you ever seen that scene in Meet the Fockers with the little kid saying Asshole, that was spot on to what I went through.

So I gaslighted my daughter. I turned around and said no sweetie I think you misheard me, I said that truck is going wrong there. And she said "Oh," and giggled, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

Then when we pulled into the driveway I turned around, put my finger to my lips and said "Shhhh, let's not tell mommy what we got her for Christmas, okay?" And she excitedly agreed.

So we went inside and greeted my wife, told her we got her a nice gift. And then my daughter perked up and said, "Guess what Daddy got you?" And my wife gave her an advising look and said now sweetie it's supposed to be a surprise...

And then what followed, I can only describe as the most obvious display at failed self control, because my daughter covered her mouth with both hands... got out of her chair and climbed under the table still covering her mouth, and then she just couldnd contain it anymore as she took her hand off her own mouth and shouted, "Daddy got you a car cover!!!"

Hope this helps feed your Christmas spirit, folks. Make it a great day!

But, we all want to know, did she ever say 'those words'? LOL

 

[Ninjadogma]

I swear these bitches are gonna suck every drop of life outta them fans before they're ready to blush for me... Any Stargate fans? That Ice Cream Cake pheno is a fucking Wraith!!! I think I'm somewhere around week 11 (flipped 9/20). I played with 6 other strains this year, still #1 in my list. Nothing else gives me near the grief she does, but nothing else gives me a comparable smoke either.

 

[Week4Bytch]

Last summer I was making bubble outside in the front of the house under the maple tree for shade and a traveling meat guy stopped in. We'd had his stuff before and weren't impressed so said no thank you. He asked what I was doing, told him, and he proceeded to offer a cheesecake in return for some weed. I was shocked until he said that happens every other day around here. Did not know there were so many of us growing and bartering. LOL

I'm tempted to drop a bag of weed Christmas eve to all my neighbors...but they all have dam cameras. I'd have to dress up like Santa beard and all