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[Ninjadogma]

I’m here I’m here winter storms are fucking wild, new one starts 7am calling for up to 14” in 24 hours, temp was -4 on my dash on my ride home in a fuckin whiteout… again no road visibility road 3-4” deep the wind is the killer, wind chill was down to -17 around 230am still with the 40mph wind saw drifts up to 3-4’ field to field straight across the roads in the wide open areas plows Pushin snow up 7-8’ on some roads the whole way down em some spots feel like a tunnel or especially in the pitch black and headlights making it even worse feel like I’m flyin the millennium falcon at times, image that at 45 mph , I know some of y’all know how I feel any Texans in here stay safe, hope you did your best to prepare for the storm down south as well saw that 1/2”-3/4” ice then 3 inches of sleet warning, thatd cripple even us up here that’s a power killer

Anyways how’s y’all’s Saturday morning

Damn you nailed it.... Especially at night when it's really coming down and hitting the windshield at night it looks like warp speed in space

 

[JIMKSI64]

Meme load.
Life lessons edition.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Damn you nailed it.... Especially at night when it's really coming down and hitting the windshield at night it looks like warp speed in space

My girlfriend never wants to eat shrooms with me and go out driving in the snow at nighttime. The Tacoma is the four wheel drive version of the Millennial Falcon and I speak fluent wookie.

 

[TerpBeans]

Im 100% certain if I ate zoomers and went for a drive in a snow storm, I would end up running around in the woods until daylight breaks!!!!
Too many times bro. Too many

 

[Ninjadogma]

I just want to say thinking about yall getting snow brought back an unpleasant childhood memory... Having to sit in the back seat of the car while it's cold and snowing outside and mom and dad in the front seat smoking like a locomotive climbing a hill and me and my brother looking all green in the back seat just begging to crack a window...

 

[Week4Bytch]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Im 100% certain if I ate zoomers and went for a drive in a snow storm, I would end up running around in the woods until daylight breaks!!!!
Too many times bro. Too many

I once ended up in Gloucester Massachusetts at the lost fishermen’s memorial predawn climbing around on the rocks. As the sun came up we never quite saw where we were due to a heavy fog that you couldn’t see more than a hundred feet in front of you. I don’t remember seeing the memorial that morning and I have been back since. There’s no rocks in the area as far as I can tell, it’s a sandy beach , where the fuck was I ?

 

[grayoldnproud]

Cold outside, bored and I will run the fuck out of amook with ya.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

nope never. but then again worst i took where mushrooms and trees just danced for me nobody talked to me

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Oh yeah. Seen a couple UFO’s once when I was a teenager before I started smoking pot, and once a few years ago I saw some incredibly bright lights in a heavily wooded area without any access roads near by. They lit up the surrounding woods like it was the middle of the day and it was like ten thirty at night in November.
The sighting when I was a teenager was at night in December when there was a tree lighting festival going on downtown. I was with a friend and we were behind all the local businesses in the downtown area along the river. We noticed a very large slow moving and silent triangle shaped craft that was moving above the rooftops of the houses upriver from us. It moved slower than any aircraft could and it was silent. We were both less than a 1/4 mile from this thing. It eventually changed its course and flew off heading down river until we lost sight of it. The entire sighting lasted about two minutes, and that night there were at least three different sightings in town and in surrounding towns. I was 14 years old when this happened and never reported what I saw. But have shared the story with anyone who asks if I’ve ever seen a UFO, and the only reason that I consider it a UFO, is because as a child and young adult I was very interested in military aviation and could identify most of the aircraft that I saw. I couldn’t identify this aircraft and I believe it was not of this world or beyond the capability of any known military aircraft that I was aware of. To this day there still isn’t anything that flies as slowly and silently as what I witnessed. At least that we are aware of.

I BELIEVE YOU.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

What I suspect was a group of manmade “UFO” being tested, lived near a military base / airport when the wife and I first moved out 20 somethig years ago, had Lockheed and Bell both with their own facilities on site MASSIVE buildings,

I was out back drinkin around 1030-11pm smokin a brisket music jammin noticed the nonstop military plane touch and goes just… stopped, about 5 minutes later I started seeing 7 what looked like a spherical crafts with glowing bright orbs around each one, they did some wild shit I ran in and grabbed the wife off the couch, she of course knew I was fuckin toasted but she came out and watched them for 15 minutes with me, she’ll tell you the exact same story to the tee, only thing I’ve ever seen that was that clear and in front of me, and the fact it was my wife that saw them, I know I saw what I saw lol

WOW.

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Vacation in Gatlinburg Tn a few years ago, we stayed at a westgate timeshare, and our concierge aka timeshare salesperson told us some wild stories about the property that she had owned and eventually sold. Basically was being harassed verbally on a nightly basis by several things in the woods, and during the daytime would find large boulders weighing upwards of 75lbs in the middle of fields, as well as trees that were uprooted without storms or high winds. She played us audio on her cellphone and it was freaky stuff. I finally asked her if she was trying to talk herself out of a sale with these scary stories. Ironically the Cherokee tribe considered certain parts of Tennessee and Kentucky to be cursed. Although this was more related to loss of life and blood spilled in battle , than Bigfoot. Either way, we don’t own a timeshare in Gatlinburg although it was an awesome area to visit and explore.

I'm part Cherokee

 

[grayoldnproud]

I'm part Cherokee

Which part?

 

[grayoldnproud]

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Oh man I can't laugh enough!

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Which part?

Aho'

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Aho'

Through my mom's side, her Dad's mom, via the Pierce Family

 

[SunshineSupergirl]

Through my mom's side, her Dad's mom, via the Pierce Family

I have a famous Grandfather.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I BELIEVE YOU.

Have you ever had any experience in the spiritual realm or seen something you can’t explain?

 

[grayoldnproud]

Aho'

Sorry you didn't get my joke. I was hoping you'd say "my leg" or "foot" or "ear".

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Through my mom's side, her Dad's mom, via the Pierce Family

Are you also Mi’kmaq too? Or Abenaki? I have 1% Mi’kmaq from my mother. Our ancestors came from France to Prince Edward Island many generations ago and assimilated with the locals.