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Blazing heat, smoke-filled skies, illegal! What could possibly go wrong?

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Blazing heat, smoke-filled skies, illegal! What could possibly go wrong?

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They say only the good die young!
I’ll last forever
You still got a couple hundred more cases of beer in you chucky 🫶🏻🪴

Cpurr your
Like a cool ass grandma always making awesome cookies wish I had a grandma like you growing up🫶🏻🪴
 
Funny when you think about it. We live like we've got forever, then reality smacks ya in the face. At least we've got time to do/say/think about the important things. Mom did that for me, so I'm gonna do that for my kids.
Damn, sounds sappy don't it. LOL
Nothing sappy about it at all! A lot of people don’t get the chance! We would do hospice set ups and on one some old lady’s son helped me carry the hospital bed and other stuff in to the house! When I was picking it up a couple of days later, he helped me carry it out, and I asked him how it went! He said, it was beautiful! Everyone got to come say goodbye! Out of thousands of people he is the only one that ever said it was beautiful! I asked him what he did for a living, and he said I’m a psychologist! Some things you just never forget! Lol!
 
That’s the way mate to late to change now n y go to heaven il have no mates there😂👍
😂😂😂 that’s how I met my only wife! Was scamming on her in the kitchen while her husband was dying of a brain tumor in the family room in the bed I had just set up for him! I’ve never claimed to be a beacon of morality!😇😂
 
Quick funny story...I live in the Bible Belt, I'm an atheistic leaning agnostic (I don't know, don't care but tend to not believe it). We are dry here so I ran into Texarkana and stocked up on beer, about 4 24 packs. Coming out of Wally World and some uppity shrew looked at my shopping cart and then looked at me and said "You're going to hell" to which I replied "Hope so, I just put a down payment on my condo there". She literally huffed...I always thought that was just a figure of speech but she actually did it. I was rather impressed.
 
Quick funny story...I live in the Bible Belt, I'm an atheistic leaning agnostic (I don't know, don't care but tend to not believe it). We are dry here so I ran into Texarkana and stocked up on beer, about 4 24 packs. Coming out of Wally World and some uppity shrew looked at my shopping cart and then looked at me and said "You're going to hell" to which I replied "Hope so, I just put a down payment on my condo there". She literally huffed...I always thought that was just a figure of speech but she actually did it. I was rather impressed.
I always tell them, I hate to break the news to you, but this is hell!
 
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