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[orggrwr]

Going to my parents for dinner this afternoon and I asked what was on the menu:
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Anyone here ever heard of aggravating potatoes??

Man those damn potatoes really get on my nerves!

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Man those damn potatoes really get on my nerves!

These potatoes are good, right down to my last nerve

 

[Hossgrows]

Fuck yeah. Just got news I've got another grandkid on the way in September.

She got a hell of a gift for Christmas.
I gave mine the same gift 27 years ago.

 

[Florida_Mike]

Going to my parents for dinner this afternoon and I asked what was on the menu:
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Anyone here ever heard of aggravating potatoes??

We used to aggravate the shit out of them...

 

[JIMKSI64]

When the aliens land and judge us this thread is going to be exibit A1.

 

[Hossgrows]

Just watched a 12 minute show about Robin Williams with tears in my eyes from laughing and I had seen most of the bits and just pulled this up

I'm gonna laugh with more tears as this is my favorite, all time
He left us far too soon

As a kid, I remember listening to him on vinyl, before ever seeing him on TV.

 

[Justlovetogrow]

Miss ya Capn

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Miss ya Capn

 

[Ninjadogma]

Happy Easter

Now it's all becoming crystal clear. The mythology of Krampus was born after some dad really fucked up with his attempt at an Easter Bunny costume.

 

[Hossgrows]

Last one.

Happy Easter Farmers!
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So this is Peter Cotton tails son...Peter Cotton Mouth.!??

 

[Ninjadogma]

Good Easter Morning Farm
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Blackberry Kush fem 1 of 3 virgins
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LMFAO I'm just glad I'm not the only one who gets photobombed like that. There's always that one asshole....

 

[Florida_Mike]

Michael Speaks-Ramblings of an old fool. This is a thread about nothing in particular. All are welcomed (even the dicks)

An Easter yarn inspired by @MartyMcFly42oh: Aggravating Potatoes An Easter short story by: Florida_Mike © All rights reserved Nobody remembered exactly who started it. Some said it began when Denny Pruitt found a potato in his mailbox wearing a tiny black eye mask made from electrical tape...

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[Ninjadogma]

It's a strange thing with me. Dabs for a day €50 no problem. Breakfast effing €10? Shut up I'm out.

That's totally me. $30 shot of Don Julio 1942 I won't bat an eye. But you, Mr. greasy food joint guy... you can take your $15 breakfast burrito and shove it straight up your ass!

Priorities, man.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Recruiter: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie parts but I just don't have anywhere near Freddy's range.

 

[capone304]

Man wtf am I supposed to do about this...

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Man wtf am I supposed to do about this...

Depending on what type of container you’re growing in, and how much space you have. I would lean it on its side at a 45 degree angle and then support the container. Then tie down branches to something heavy and level out the canopy.

 

[suffolkpunch]

Man wtf am I supposed to do about this...

probably would have super crop a couple of weeks back , but looks tilt and weight and hope shes stopped reaching for the stars

 

[Putthataway]

Man wtf am I supposed to do about this...

Carefully pinch the stem and bend them over then create some type of tie down to stop them from standing up again.

 

[Putthataway]

The og biker lemon. Plant was crazy. I bent it over because it was too close to the light. Colas were at the bottom and stayed there it never lifted itself up like most strains.There was HUNDREDS of buds on these wirey stems most about the size of a cotton ball or small tomato. I stopped counting after 463 and getting into the colas that were below the rest of the plant. Has a sweet smell with a lemon note on the finish. I was hoping it would have the taste a lemon hashplant I had. The first time I smoked it I was disgusted, then it was my favorite, then it was gone.

 

[capone304]

Depending on what type of container you’re growing in, and how much space you have. I would lean it on its side at a 45 degree angle and then support the container. Then tie down branches to something heavy and level out the canopy.

Absolutely no room to do that it wasn't supposed to stretch that much lol it wasn't but about 16 inches when I flipped it now it's 6 foot