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THE TRAINWRECK. Brought to you by thcfarrmer…..

That about the bladder. It's the truth. Also it has started taking a while to piss. And the dog comes and thinks we gonna go for a walk and yup that was my sleep-in Same. I hate this getting older falling apart kinda stuff😉
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I super cropped her a bit I'm to afraid to do anything major I don't wanna fuck yey yield up 😂 it's most definitely a monster I'ma run her clone again with less plants in the tent next run so I can do some stuff to her training wise n bust a big yield I've been pheno hunting and found a few keepers the maui 86 of capitans I crossed with point break is one of em for sure it's about 4 weeks from harvest I'd say n man she's purrrrrrrffffeeecctt 😂 hope the taste test and high match her smell and looks

I'm starting to become less driven for active pheno hunting and shifting to a strategy of pheno stumble uponning. Just growing plants normally but taking a viable cut before flipping just in case it happens to be fire, so you aren't kicking yourself in the arse once you find out and it's too late. Pick the best of the best, that's just good normal culling practices. I'm just suggesting a strategy of having an emergency backup just in case you flip it and then find it's your four-leaf clover. So like I led with... Pheno stumble uponning instead of hunting. When you can only keep a small handful of plants at a time, it's not really a good hunt. It's like catching bluegill in the pond instead of fishing for bass in the lake.
 
I'm starting to become less driven for active pheno hunting and shifting to a strategy of pheno stumble uponning. Just growing plants normally but taking a viable cut before flipping just in case it happens to be fire, so you aren't kicking yourself in the arse once you find out and it's too late. Pick the best of the best, that's just good normal culling practices. I'm just suggesting a strategy of having an emergency backup just in case you flip it and then find it's your four-leaf clover. So like I led with... Pheno stumble uponning instead of hunting. When you can only keep a small handful of plants at a time, it's not really a good hunt. It's like catching bluegill in the pond instead of fishing for bass in the lake.
The difference to me is like buying one lottery ticket ticket vrs the guy who buys 200 lottery tickets.
Yes you have better odds.
No it does not give you a huge advantage.
At least you are playing.
 
Fresh outta the oven.
Pineapple cheese braids.😋
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All from scratch, too.

I'll put a glaze on them once their cooled. One for the wife n I, one to my buddy who's battling cancer. One thing he wanted from me before it's too late.

Great for after a smoke session.😉
 
I'm starting to become less driven for active pheno hunting and shifting to a strategy of pheno stumble uponning. Just growing plants normally but taking a viable cut before flipping just in case it happens to be fire, so you aren't kicking yourself in the arse once you find out and it's too late. Pick the best of the best, that's just good normal culling practices. I'm just suggesting a strategy of having an emergency backup just in case you flip it and then find it's your four-leaf clover. So like I led with... Pheno stumble uponning instead of hunting. When you can only keep a small handful of plants at a time, it's not really a good hunt. It's like catching bluegill in the pond instead of fishing for bass in the lake.
I like fishing 🤣🤣
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You could probably just refer to it as Pheno stumbling and we’d understand what you’re talking about. I know Ive let more than a few pheno’s slip through my hands over the years. Wish I could just decorate my house with mother plants and keep a cool little spot light on them to prevent flowering. The girlfriends away this weekend, maybe I will do some redecorating 🤔
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Fresh outta the oven.
Pineapple cheese braids.😋
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All from scratch, too.

I'll put a glaze on them once their cooled. One for the wife n I, one to my buddy who's battling cancer. One thing he wanted from me before it's too late.

Great for after a smoke session.😉
You’re a good man taking care of your buddy.
 
I fucked up my foot the other weekend. Was cutting a tree branch and it rolled down my shin to the top all the way down to my toes. Wasn’t too bad. I went for a walk a few days later and cut it short because it was hurting pretty bad. Next day I put ice on it I felt pretty good and figured I would be good the next day. I was wrong! Swelled up like a pigs foot the next day. So it was getting better then yesterday came. My dog woke me up by stepping on my foot. Later dogs acting a fool I open the door and one of launches out off the same bad foot. It doesn’t stop there I go to look for some parts I need for my weekend project. I am in a hurry and start digging through my cluttered tool box and managed to knock several wrenches out. Where do they land? The same foot! If it was raining pussy I would catch one with a dick in it.
 
I like fishing 🤣🤣
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You could probably just refer to it as Pheno stumbling and we’d understand what you’re talking about. I know Ive let more than a few pheno’s slip through my hands over the years. Wish I could just decorate my house with mother plants and keep a cool little spot light on them to prevent flowering. The girlfriends away this weekend, maybe I will do some redecorating 🤔
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Nah it's exactly like Lebowsky... I like fishin' and that's why I was suggesting a little routine that's like always keeping a dropline in the water off the dock. Cause you don't want that fucker to get off the hook. If it does, it's just another one of those fish stories! Bro you wouldn't believe how dank it was... Yeah, WAS 🤣
 
I fucked up my foot the other weekend. Was cutting a tree branch and it rolled down my shin to the top all the way down to my toes. Wasn’t too bad. I went for a walk a few days later and cut it short because it was hurting pretty bad. Next day I put ice on it I felt pretty good and figured I would be good the next day. I was wrong! Swelled up like a pigs foot the next day. So it was getting better then yesterday came. My dog woke me up by stepping on my foot. Later dogs acting a fool I open the door and one of launches out off the same bad foot. It doesn’t stop there I go to look for some parts I need for my weekend project. I am in a hurry and start digging through my cluttered tool box and managed to knock several wrenches out. Where do they land? The same foot! If it was raining pussy I would catch one with a dick in it.

It doesn't matter the part of the body that gets injured, this is Karma's response. Throw every physical object in the universe at it to make it hurt worse.

 
Here's a cool one. Not a fim, not a regular top. I clipped the dominant fan. Beginning to realize auxins flow upward through a plant like helium rises... Not in a scientific sense but that it settles at the high point. So it also settles an auxin load out to a fan thats sitting highest up on a branch and reaching level or a little higher than the tops. So you snip one and snag a bunch of that auxin and the plant goes fuck, now what? Well all the branches now have an equal shot at getting the dominant auxin load because it goes to the top... Like helium!
 

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I had to move all the plants
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off the pallets. Too damn tall🙄 So now they're in the walkway and I have to walk on the pallets. Still need to clean them up and keep them from drying out. It is very hot inside but there is a nice breeze flowing through.

These all should have been flipped a month ago😄 Now I just have to deal with it until I harvest the 4 around the swing set
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2 Mother's Milks
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Amd 2 Blueberry Hash Plants
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Another month give or take😄

That first in the new greenhouse
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Is A big Cherry Wine hemp plant that hopefully will get fem pollen from this smaller one
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She needs to be cleaned up and sprayed with neem oil before starting the STS sprays.

I've taken down five 4' solo cup hemp plants and a 1gal Gelato (I'm letting the G33 go but I have plenty more seeds) and still have 6 more hemp in 1 gal pots 5' plus tall
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It never ends. They all need to be cut back, allowed to grow a few inches and FLIPPED🤣
 
At least 1 person fishing per week in conversations.
I don't mind except getting a bit pumped up only to find out it's somebody selling something.
 

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At least 1 person fishing per week in conversations.
I don't mind except getting a bit pumped up only to find out it's somebody selling something.
You can’t knock the hustle right? I don’t get pms like that. I did get one with a dick pic and some rambling making fun of my avatar and a different odd one asking me for seeds.
 
I had to move all the plants
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off the pallets. Too damn tall🙄 So now they're in the walkway and I have to walk on the pallets. Still need to clean them up and keep them from drying out. It is very hot inside but there is a nice breeze flowing through.

These all should have been flipped a month ago😄 Now I just have to deal with it until I harvest the 4 around the swing setView attachment 2626148
2 Mother's Milks
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Amd 2 Blueberry Hash Plants
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Another month give or take😄

That first in the new greenhouse
View attachment 2626151Is A big Cherry Wine hemp plant that hopefully will get fem pollen from this smaller one
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She needs to be cleaned up and sprayed with neem oil before starting the STS sprays.

I've taken down five 4' solo cup hemp plants and a 1gal Gelato (I'm letting the G33 go but I have plenty more seeds) and still have 6 more hemp in 1 gal pots 5' plus tall
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It never ends. They all need to be cut back, allowed to grow a few inches and FLIPPED🤣
How do you flip them when you’re outdoors?
 
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