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LMAO I finally found out who was farting. I'd been blaming one of the dogs. Just out of the blue someone would let out a tight squeaky fart and of course nobody around to own it. Well turns out the new chest freezer I bought makes that noise when the...
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LMAO I finally found out who was farting. I'd been blaming one of the dogs. Just out of the blue someone would let out a tight squeaky fart and of course nobody around to own it. Well turns out the new chest freezer I bought makes that noise when the compressor powers down. 🤣
That's good to hear.... was thinking we were gonna have to get you to the doctors. Fart we all do it....but not remembering you did well thats a problem...🤣😂🤣😂
My wife is lactose intolerant....she on occasion would eat a bit of ice cream...I paid for it at night....OMG the smell. Well now all these years later I use a CPAP.... payback is bliss.😁😁
 
That's good to hear.... was thinking we were gonna have to get you to the doctors. Fart we all do it....but not remembering you did well thats a problem...🤣😂🤣😂
My wife is lactose intolerant....she on occasion would eat a bit of ice cream...I paid for it at night....OMG the smell. Well now all these years later I use a CPAP.... payback is bliss.😁😁
Who just shit my pants??? 🤣
 
That's good to hear.... was thinking we were gonna have to get you to the doctors. Fart we all do it....but not remembering you did well thats a problem...🤣😂🤣😂
My wife is lactose intolerant....she on occasion would eat a bit of ice cream...I paid for it at night....OMG the smell. Well now all these years later I use a CPAP.... payback is bliss.😁😁

My wife and I are happily married it will be 35 years in October and the secret to our happy marriage is that we sleep in different bedrooms on different floors of the house. She snores like Little Nicky, and I suffer from parasomnia. You sleep next to me you might get your arm bit and I won't remember doing it.

 
My wife and I are happily married it will be 35 years in October and the secret to our happy marriage is that we sleep in different bedrooms on different floors of the house. She snores like Little Nicky, and I suffer from parasomnia. You sleep next to me you might get your arm bit and I won't remember doing it.


I got kicked out of the big bed for snoring years ago. I’ve been welcomed back several times, but being woken up by someone who can’t sleep because my own involuntary function is bullshit. So I sleep on the couch 🤣 Ohh and I must’ve hit the lottery with this woman too because god help me if I fart. Here I am thinking to myself how much better it is to be able to snore and fart freely on the couch. The cats don’t care either all three of them are usually sleeping in the living room with me.
 
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What up Mike.....how is my second favorite floridian?
Trying to get psyched to start final trim.....
Been staying really medicated;
The cali blues are the bomb!

I had a zoom pain mgmt appointment yesterday with my new dr.
She told me how much thc I had in my system (a lot!) & had to lower my pharma bc of it....
I told her I did gummies and she said: "yeah, there's no way you could have those levels from smoking" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

How you been, I haven't been around much with nothing growing.
 
I got kicked out of the big bed for snoring years ago. I’ve been welcomed back several times, but being woken up by someone who can’t sleep because my own involuntary function is bullshit. So I sleep on the couch 🤣 Ohh and I must’ve hit the lottery with this woman too because god help me if I fart. Here I am thinking to myself how much better it is to be able to snore and fart freely on the couch. The cats don’t care either all three of them are usually sleeping in the living room with me.

I'm getting getting heavy whiffs of ozone in the air this morning. Atmospheric flip. Huge change in the weather must be on its way. (Edit: Don't ask me why I posted this as a reply... I haven't even waked and baked)
 
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Trying to get psyched to start final trim.....
Been staying really medicated;
The cali blues are the bomb!

I had a zoom pain mgmt appointment yesterday with my new dr.
She told me how much thc I had in my system (a lot!) & had to lower my pharma bc of it....
I told her I did gummies and she said: "yeah, there's no way you could have those levels from smoking" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

How you been, I haven't been around much with nothing growing.
Been doing well. I have post out with all my shenanigans for this years grow. I just harvested last winter plant....20 week Punta Rojo....excited for new season.
Cali Blues I believe in my favorite strain in the berry category. Still working on my list of Landraces....
 
My wife and I are happily married it will be 35 years in October and the secret to our happy marriage is that we sleep in different bedrooms on different floors of the house. She snores like Little Nicky, and I suffer from parasomnia. You sleep next to me you might get your arm bit and I won't remember doing it.

My wife and I are happily married it will be 35 years in October and the secret to our happy marriage is that we sleep in different bedrooms on different floors of the house. She snores like Little Nicky, and I suffer from parasomnia. You sleep next to me you might get your arm bit and I won't remember doing it.


Definitely, me and mine. I used to have dreams of being chased by grizzly bears, because of her. I have a tendency to take a swing or two, some nights.
I remember the night I passed out at a buddies house. Come morning I noticed he had a black eye. My wife said the same thing he did. I'll never try to wake u up when your sleeping, again. 🤣
 
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Since seeing your air cloning I saw a toothbrush cover and I've been looking into purchasing several at a time and just found and ordered these
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20 for $5. Hard to beat. I'll cut the other end for the stem to go through and put a few holes into the sides but I think these will make air cloning a breeze😉
 
I don't see that every day.

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I have no idea how the little shit wound up in the backyard in the empty pool but my best guess is it was drawn to the back yard by the weed smell, and the cat was outside at the time and it ran to the only spot where it had a chance to live. I don't know if this is the same sumbitch that chewed my fiber optic line or one that got kicked out of a neighbors yard. Or should I say, WAS. "Photos caught moments before their horrific death" 🤣 I make that sound more morbid than it really is. We have to do this as a team, my wife and I. I put the varmint in the bucket of water with something to weight it down and wife goes and dumps it later. Just something we worked out so we don't feel like Jeffrey fucking Dahmer. Let's not forget, that cute little shit likely chewed through my dadgum internet! I am curious if the weed attracted it. From a distance and in the yard in general the ice cream cake gives off a strong garlic / skunk aroma. Up close it's floral and pleasant so its one of those VSC s meet VOCs for dual terp profiles. You stick your nose further into a cola the nice floral goes away and you find that rotten garlic hiding inside. Wow did I sure digress when I was just wondering if it was the weed smell.
The variations in aroma is actually, to me, the most exciting part of the grow. Even the same plant changes over time.
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I don't know if i did a good or a bad thing.
I was selebrating in the park and two chicks i know came.
We talked and i ended up going home and getting two auto seeds for them to grow in the window.
LoL when we left they were so excited going home and start the seeds.
I think i may have started something.
Hmmmm 🤔 i got two lamps i don't use

Edit: It was their own fault. They said their window was facing south
 
I don't know if i did a good or a bad thing.
I was selebrating in the park and two chicks i know came.
We talked and i ended up going home and getting two auto seeds for them to grow in the window.
LoL when we left they were so excited going home and start the seeds.
I think i may have started something.
Hmmmm 🤔 i got two lamps i don't use

Edit: It was their own fault. They said their window was facing south
You did a good thing. 👍
 
Trying to get psyched to start final trim.....
Been staying really medicated;
The cali blues are the bomb!

I had a zoom pain mgmt appointment yesterday with my new dr.
She told me how much thc I had in my system (a lot!) & had to lower my pharma bc of it....
I told her I did gummies and she said: "yeah, there's no way you could have those levels from smoking" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

How you been, I haven't been around much with nothing growing.
That Cali Blue is delicious.
 
I don't know if i did a good or a bad thing.
I was selebrating in the park and two chicks i know came.
We talked and i ended up going home and getting two auto seeds for them to grow in the window.
LoL when we left they were so excited going home and start the seeds.
I think i may have started something.
Hmmmm 🤔 i got two lamps i don't use

Edit: It was their own fault. They said their window was facing south
"Hey little girls do you want some seeds"
 
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