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[Ninjadogma]

Adam: God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?

God: So you would love her

Adam: But why did you make her so fucking stupid?

God: So that she'd love you



Adam: God, I'm lonely down here.

God: I can fix that. I will make you a mate. She will be everything you could ever imagine. Smoking hot. Intelligent. She will be able to prepare food from anything in the garden of Eden and she will adore you. It will only cost you an arm and a leg.

Adam: What can I get for a rib?

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

Rat in greenhouse update

Finally staying out of this pot but

Finally adapted to this empty pot. This pot had a GMP runt that disappeared the day after adding all the sticks. Didn't care, it wasn't growing and I stopped fertigating. I'm going to leave the pot right where it's at until my new set of pest controlers arrive.

I think I might add a couple of traps tonight and see if this fker likes peanut butter

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Ninjadogma]

Before I forget. Wishing you all a happy 4/20. I was going to drive over to the valley and see what kind of swag bags they're giving out but I can't think of anything I really need. I suppose I could always use vapes.

 

[orggrwr]

Got a good laugh this morning. Have been seeing this Box Turtle around the house for years now, know it's the same one because it has a weird abcess on the side of it's head, doesn't seem to be getting bigger though. Anyway I saw it racing around the driveway this morning and realized it was chasing a caterpillar. Never seen this before. Maybe I'll put it in the greenhouse this summer for caterpillar control. Have decided to name him "The Predator ". And I thought Box Turtles were strictly vegetarian.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Got a good laugh this morning. Have been seeing this Box Turtle around the house for years now, know it's the same one because it has a weird abcess on the side of it's head, doesn't seem to be getting bigger though. Anyway I saw it racing around the driveway this morning and realized it was chasing a caterpillar. Never seen this before. Maybe I'll put it in the greenhouse this summer for caterpillar control. Have decided to name him "The Predator ". And I thought Box Turtles were strictly vegetarian.

I think they lean into their vegetables only because they're too slow to catch the really tasty food.

 

[Ninjadogma]

I don't know what I was thinking. I tried to set up a Teams meeting on 4/20 and nobody showed up.

 

[Ninjadogma]

Hope your 4/20 is going as well as mine.

First, a little something for breakfast. Some hot chocolate with a good spoonful of my heavy cream infusion. (5 oz infused into 1.75 cups of heavy whipping cream.)

Then out to the patio for a toke

And on to check on some plants.

The adolescents' morning hangout before class... Gathering at the fence over by the old drained swimming pool.

The Senior Center... safe from butterflies along with the young strawberries to keep the old farts cheered up.

Some new kids on the block and soon to say goodbye to some old friends.

Happy 4/20!

 

[capone304]

Starting my 2026 outdoor adventure with some super lemon haze will put em outside in about 3 weeks boy ole boy I'm stoked

 

[grayoldnproud]

 

[grayoldnproud]

 

[Ninjadogma]

Some grape pie smalls drying in the barrel. In the house.Stinking it up. Pissing my wife off. There's layers of the smell. Skunk funk in the house. That nice gassy fresh weed smell when you lean over the barrel. Up close the nugs are converting to a nice heavy grape funk.

 

[capone304]

Brain storm week 5

 

[Florida_Mike]

Happy 420 farm! Stay medicated!

 

[grayoldnproud]

Some grape pie smalls drying in the barrel. In the house.Stinking it up. Pissing my wife off. There's layers of the smell. Skunk funk in the house. That nice gassy fresh weed smell when you lean over the barrel. Up close the nugs are converting to a nice heavy grape funk.

I still think the aromatics are the best part of growing your own! Just makes ya smile.

 

[JIMKSI64]

What A great 4/20
Spent with the forbidden fruit cake and a guy named Rick Simpson.
Breakfast out with wife.
Messin around with cats. Got one (Luna ) to do a series of backflips for chicken bits. The last 2 with just verbal and hand with no chase tool used. She is super smart and we do not leave the computers or phones open.
Tent is doing well and so am I.

 

[Florida_Mike]

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[trygrowup]

My neighbor just rang my door bell.
He had forgot his keys.
He did also celebrate 420 i think. Just with alcohol.
He was so drunk he could hardly speak but just did hand gestures as answer.
He had to go through my apartment to get to his back door.
Good thing i got walls because he needed them LoL

 

[JIMKSI64]

My neighbor just rang my door bell.
He had forgot his keys.
He did also celebrate 420 i think. Just with alcohol.
He was so drunk he could hardly speak but just did hand gestures as answer.
He had to go through my apartment to get to his back door.
Good thing i got walls because he needed them LoL

I had a very drunk neighbor let a random dog in my the house. I guess you doing enough Stoli all black labs look the same even if one clearly had undercarriage and my dog did not.
It was well behaved and had a treat and then got showed out the door.