Ninjadogma
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God damn Tinder. I almost got shot once because of it. She was gonna blow a hole in me no doubt but she didn't have any shells.
This sounds strange but we had set a date and I was gonna pick her up and we were going to this bonfire on the beach and check it out but when I arrived and knocked the door I got a double barrel in my chest and before I could answer who I was that shotgun said "click" I swear. Well I still took her out and she was interesting and all but I don't think I can commit to a relationship with someone after that.
Also when she started drinking she wanted to burn houses down with the inhabitants still inside and stuff like that. You know.
She also wanted to use my pocket knife to give me a new tattoo that I respectfully declined.
But. She also said she never met someone like be before and she wants to have my babies. But I have ruined my life with babies already but she doesn't give a damn about anything she says. I'll grow and she'll shake and she sees some sort of future in this.
We still text. You never know what they future holds. I might need a woman like that soon the way the world is going.
I also met a woman from Madeira who collects metal things she welds together as art. Her home looked like a torture chamber. And it kind of was. Not complaining, just stating the facts right. She was bonkers. Crazy Daisy my god. But I had a look around her art right and those welds are some of the best I have ever seen. I can weld, sure, hobbyist level, but this woman was a true artist.
I also chatted with a woman for many weeks. I knew there was something wrong, she was way out of my league. And sure, she was a man with stolen pictures. I don't understand, did he think I was gonna like change my mind? Strange.
I think most guys eventually figure out "The Crazy / Hot Matrix."