chickenman
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Be interesting to share experiences weve had. One of my most amazing experiences was a visit to Eqypt in the mid 80s. We toured from Aswan Dam on a luxury barge up the River Nile, saw all the ruins, including Valley Of the kings, King tuts tomb, never forget I farted and this german lady got mad. My friend was a genius and studied all about the history and even spoke the language. We ended up in Cairo took a cab to the pyramids, around 5 pm or so.We had a chunck of black rock hard opiated hash the size of a golf ball. 1 hit of the orignal Oswely orange sunshine acid from the 70s, cooler full of beer and ice, which we payed some kid to carry up for us. We bribed several guards and started to climb the great pyramid. Wed get up so far and they would yell Backsheese Backsheese, which was a tip or bribe, they all had there hands out and we carried lots of small currency to pay them off. We got to top and the kid would not leave till we paid him off. We tripped all night under the full moon till sunrise which ill never forget. We were still trippin pretty well when we desended down. Near the bottom I noticed several armed guards with rifles on shoulders milling about. I kind freaked out a little and when I hit the sand ran like hell for a few hundred yards. I realized I left my buddy hanging, composed myself and headed back from where I came. Suddenly I saw my friend with a group of guards whos had him grabbed by the wrists they were yelling and carrying on I thought we were busted. I gave them all my small currency as well as a $20.00 bill I had. All of a sudden they were gone in a blink of an eye and my friend was laughing hystercialy. The guards and him were fucking with me cause I ran off for no reason and left him. The guard s were so impressed with his fluent Arabic, they decided to play this trick and it sure fooled me. What a great memory of some crazy fun times... CM