yooper420
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Good morning stonestacker and the rest of the OFC. Gotta join the "wake n bake" already in progress. Puff, puff, cough and pass.
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Morning yoop,how's momma doing?Hopefully she's doing much better,we will keep her in our prayers.
Time to spark up a joint,puff puff pass...
Time to spark up a joint,puff puff pass...
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I DONT need strawberries, avocados or porn. Or the fucking headache.
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Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . .
why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . .
and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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mendel
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Why isnt this guy wearing pants?
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I'm gonna find your safe place and chuck rocks at ya!
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mendel
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Well get dabbie to check him for stones. He can borrow my goggles and pliers.
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Between you and Grower, you've got me laughin' way too hard for this early in the day.
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Thats one just beiber looking fuckin girl, I aint going anywhere near that things crotch.
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Got nothin' to do with nothin', just thought it was funny as hell.
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Howdy folks..just making my semi bi-weekly visit and wanted to say hello..i dont get on here a lot anymore since i have to do all this on a 2x3 screen..eyes aint what they used to be and i keep hitting the wrong little buttons trying to type anything..hope everyone doing fine here..best wishes.
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