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sounds about right

Yep G,,ya hit the nail on the head.

Scenario #7 a few ants die, and Johnny gets bit in at least three places. Does it again, anyways. I am little Johnny!

Scenario 9: Little Johnny's dad, Bill, has one too many beers. Decided to drive home anyway. Cop pulls Bill over.
1970: Cop followed Bill home. Bill wakes up with a hangover.
2017: Bill goes to jail. Loses his license and his job. Pays out over $20,000 in lawyer fees, fines and alcohol classes, etc. Johnny has to get a job at mcdonalds, because his parents can't afford to send him to college.

Good morning old farts. I see where stoney posted and he`s on the mend, and has only positive things to say. Heal up bro, the Cup`s in June. Do believe it`s "wake n bake" time. Cup of coffee and a bowl of Strawberry Queen and here we go, puffin` and passin`.

this applies to me. scenario #348. johnny does some stoopid assed shit when he was 18 and and now has a felony hanging over him for the rest of his life. cannot own a gun, cannot get a good job, gets hassled when he gets pulled over/license check.
in my case, it took me 5 years of failure before i finally landed a good job. try finding a career job with a FELONY beside your name on a job appl.

Morning ofc happy fryday. Dragging ass this morning. Think i'll have more coffee.

Happy St. Patty's Day to all my peeps in the OFC. Got my corned beef and beer yesterday, so I might just be celebrating here at the ranch with a little home grown green.

Stony, keep on mending. Mendel, Hebrew penicillin is the best thing for a cold. LD, don't make promises you can't keep!:)

lol @Hippie I promise the cake is NOT a lie, now just get in the van ;)

Good morning everybody, hope all is well.

WTF is hebrew penicillian, ive had their holiday food, and its terrible.

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem. (57409)

The perfect roach bowl. Waste not want not!

:smoking:

VAPE MAIL IS HERE!!!!

Smells wonderful in here atm lol

mendel said:

Good morning everybody, hope all is well.

WTF is hebrew penicillian, ive had their holiday food, and its terrible.

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Hebrew penicillin = chicken soup.

You don't get out much, do ya?:)

Happy St. Patty`s Day to all Curmudgeonlanders. Gonna have corned beef and cabbage later. What else did you expect ?
So, it`s time for another bowl. Puff, puff, cough and pass.

Vaping French toast atm and woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow that shit is AWESOME!

Its closer to a cookie then it is to french toast but whatever it taste fuckin awesome :D

LittleDabbie said:

VAPE MAIL IS HERE!!!!

Smells wonderful in here atm lol
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YUCK! You're like the buddy of mine that turned me onto vaping. He smokes some of the fruitiest crap. He's got one that tastes like Captain Crunch cereal. Another tastes like Bazooka bubble gum. Way too sweet for me.
I smoke Sweet Cherry Something because it tastes a lot like the B-23 Consolidated Black Cherry tobacco I used to smoke in a pipe, and Chocolate Cream that tastes like Dutch chocolate pipe tobacco, and Caramel wildwood, that has a heavy tobacco taste. All of 'em are 24mg nicotine, and will spin your wheels if'n ya ain't used to 'em.

Hippie said:

Hebrew penicillin = chicken soup.

You don't get out much, do ya?:)

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I get out plenty, but im not a hebrew. I have even been to their shitty little country twice, and never heard of hebrew penicillian. I figured it was a moldy matzo ball or some such........