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1diesel1 said:

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see... inspirational! now, we know just what to do with all the bodies. what a brilliant, suggestion!
wait, what were we talking about?
oh, wrong week. well, whatever. if i remember grade school, correctly, they never had to use it once completed, til matt damon came along, but the coronahiv... one mighta got by.
lord, i can't see for shit.

diesel's fault.... got me going.
east and west Berlin
china v Mongolian beef

well, one torn down
one.... well... a good headstone and lovely, from space
fuck it....let's build a superfluous wall, again, because it makes Richard jr, look big and the bible thumpers, half.... really seem to like it. it's like asking many religions folks whether they believe in ghosts, especially around easter and having the other tards, explain dinosaurs and carbon dating. don't get me started on the 70 virgins. and are the ladies just as stoked on their 70 carrots, or do they just get to get stoned. not sure how well thought out, any of it was.
praise venus and afrodiet we don't already have THOSE PEOPLE on all sides of it, or we'd look really stupid.

best medical, but accept donations.
translation: I'm satisfied with my 14"er, i can't feel anything with the bottom 4", but i pump, on the hour and have a 2' extension, scheduled for next week. it's a fantastic use of resources and chix will run in fear, after taking a selfie, with that arm around em.... even though i fear it, too... cause it makes me lightheaded and heavy handed. lord, men r retarded... she'd have been happier with lousy head and a smack on the ass, reminding her what a lucky girl she is.
i feel like he just called me a lucky boy, at mile 150. i don't do the baseball coach boogie so I'll just have to cross my fingers for next time. why a dood feels the need to slap another dood's ass, in a jock strap and 1/4mm of baseball whatchamacallits... well... little leagues, would have to sell a lot of pancake breakfasts, to cover that kinda damage to a kid.... but it's ok for an altar boy and priest... we just got nun.
if a male teacher went around, smacking kids on the ass, all the time... fired... sued... but little leagues are down mofos.
i fucking hated being forced to play particular sports and every single year... every single time... some dood thought he could touch tush, anytime he wanted. man, that always made me cringe. y'all think I'm overreacting, huh... and if they turned up on Megan's website? if it were your daughter and some pedophile kept slappin her ass... at 8, 9 & 10... ur cool with it? can i get her number? i want her playing for me....
see what i mean? she's a prude.
maybe it's me.
-what's good for the goosed

but the shitywok is funny.
i wonder how their stereotype cartoons
depict whitey.

yes, d... i enjoy my s.park, as much as the next pothead... just not since they killed kenny and if u ask me... i prefer the bone thugs n harmony cartman.
find the one where he thinks he's half black? I'm on battery conserve, again, which really sucks cause i can splitscreen cliphunter n whistle while i practice my thumb wrestling, work.

SPARECHANGE said:

i have always wanted those.
originally, they were too expensive, back in the day.
today, I'm too cheap.

possibly the greatest beerpong, of the century.
what about like a muggers version? like one guy has a sack of weed and the other robot, gets to hold the action grip, knife.
the dood with the phat sack, or pack of joints, leaves with the hot ring girl in a swimsuit about the size of a ring...


omg and then a chick version.... may as well add bloodpacks, to the.... okok...
rockem sockem, barbie... nuff said.

it's a good day to b old. with minimal tp and definitely, my fav brand, ungetable... i can't... i don't want to know what's happening in the feminine hygiene, aisle.
ladies, without getting graphic, it... imma a selfish guy... what's goin on in the fem hygiene, ailes. if i hadn't considered it... I'm pretty sure fox news, won't. shelves, cleared? i hope not. I'll start checkin.
if those shelves r empty... it's time to head for the hills... we'll have it coming and have set OURSELVES up for failure.
I'm thinkin of the dodo bird scene in ice age, again. anyone, who felt brave and wealthy enough to raid that aisle... I'm just sayin... i would not wanna b that person, right now. rather live cleanin up after a bitch in heat, than... yeah... let's help keep those shelves, WELL SUPPLIED.
that aisle needs guarding, same as the tomb of the unknown soldier.


on tonight's "undercard", we have cougar barbie, for twelve full rounds of corona, and her contender is... the notorious, TTTTRRRRRRAILER TRASH, BARBIE!!! let's get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeee!"

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nevermind. the combination of cougar and T2 barbie chillin with the blur rockem sockem... I'm going to need a clean tshirt, all imma say.

1diesel1 said:

LMFAO!!

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he's laughing at me...
means he still has the box, for his...
only diesel's came: some assembly, required, where he steps into the 1.5x1.5' ring and there's a strapin awaiting him. must've been difficult, as a child... pulling the ropes open.
that, or he's laughing cause he didn't get one under the tree, either.
lemme f with our boy.... cause i am so pist... it's what i sent my buddy, when he went in for some work under the hood... but was too fucking cheap, to buy em for my-elf and man.... i don't tend to give stuff, i wouldn't want for myself, besides good headache and secksshop toys.

see... this is my luck... it's the farm, or cliphuner...
remember the old, handheld football n baseball ones? didn't even know they made a basketball version, for us white kids. doods... did u know u can get em, now? even keychain sized?
i swear I'm a cat with a lazer light, with that fucking red dot!

DreamsOfDiesel said:

Lol toys

Shelves, bad supply in that aisle week or 2 ago but havent checked recently. Maybe someone thinks they can make that stuff into tp lol

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like u would understand how it feels to see that red rider in the window... pfft...
at least u got to see barbie, naked.
never enough, man... never enough.
all i ever got to c was the dolls at that one doctor's office who always wanted me to make em fuck n then got pist, when the doods hair would get stuck in her velcro.
don't laugh. shit's hard to pull out.

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like u would understand how it feels to see that red rider in the window... pfft...
at least u got to see barbie, naked.
never enough, man... never enough.
all i ever got to c was the dolls at that one doctor's office who always wanted me to make em fuck n then got pist, when the doods hair would get stuck in her velcro.
don't laugh. shit's hard to pull out.

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I recently quit using hanging fly strips for gnats when I got 1 caught in my hair, wont work without ponytail now either lol

DreamsOfDiesel said:

I emailed you (I think lol). Pmd you & few others with new info until I figure out if I'm gonna hang out or get myself banned or what, also posted it in my thread. I like a lot of the people here but I got issues with certain situations that occur. I'm calming myself for couple days before I fly off the handle unnecessarily at anyone

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it's nice, when one is amongst friends.
[jabs mosh with snot elbow, in the ribs... nearly takes diesel's eye out, doing same... giggles and whispers, "it's nice when that guy who thinks he's a wolf and does his hot aunt, ain't the craziest one in the room].

that was like a few days in a row. what's up? seems like more than a rough week. what's goin on... as I'm not... well, yes i am saying it from bed, but don't b a perv: give it up.

guys can b weird, to begin with, but try livin with one, 24-7... the call of duty countdowns... some women will never understand. we can play 24/7, but ask us to leave the seat down.... ever seen the hulk? Jekyll n hyde?
equal work for equal pay... leave the fucking seat up.

sometimes moral support can help. obviously, i have nun.

you should take a vacation. if ur unhappy at work... oft, we bring it home with us. that's why i wanted to be a pornstar. i don't mind, working from home.

if you're going to be a bitch and not tell us whom you had to let go, or starve ur family, like mosh, to avoid doing so...
i give up tryin to turn frowns: dirty Sanchez, brown.

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like u would understand how it feels to see that red rider in the window... pfft...
at least u got to see barbie, naked.
never enough, man... never enough.
all i ever got to c was the dolls at that one doctor's office who always wanted me to make em fuck n then got pist, when the doods hair would get stuck in her velcro.
don't laugh. shit's hard to pull out.

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I had more bb guns than barbies lol, grew up in sticks, bathroom sink in yard with fake flowers in it at grandma's who was rich cuz she had an indoor toilet & we just had an outhouse. The outhouse had a tick nest outside the door once too. Grandma even had a washer, we had scrub board & wringer. At least I was too young to know how bad my life was hahaha, wouldn't change anything tho, my life has made me who I am today

DreamsOfDiesel said:

Dont wanna go but I may end up losing my temper & getting banned like so many others, I dont keep my mouth shut real well when I have things to say about giant elephants in front of my face & I'm told I cant because of some rule that has nothing to do with my life

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i bet it's a different mod.
i bet it's a different crowd.
none of the threads I've crashed, cept maybe... meh... 2.. in what 5-6mo, here... came close to douchebag levels and the wagons seemed to circle, in most cases. it's never the ladies of the site. we get in pissing contests and the testosterone, gets away from us, we peacock n puff our chests... it's funny because when i think of the one I'm thinkin of... and I've yet to click the rat button, on any site... honestly, dod... u been clawed by a gal, in here, that u know of?
yeah... we don't do well, being told we're anything, but correct.
y y'all think i stopped arguing with the ladies? ain't gonna get the silver polished. i prefer, "I'm sure ur right"... does it make a difference? aren't we boys all just trying to end they daily, first date, properly... with a kiss? we helping our cause? does it make us more right?
so when the bitch sources you and puts her droid, google Samsung search stamp on ur forehead and says, "SEE, SC!"... u can simply say...
-sc
did i not just say, "I'm sure you're right"... hey, I'll take a 500 batting average, any day of the week, or do we prefer to hear, "blablabla", til 3a.m.
swear, the xxx, always wanted to begin lengthy conversations, after 18hr days, whereas now, i just get a 30 second back rub and I'm out. love my g!!!
was there a question?
are we waiting for me to say something?
fuck. i got lost again, didn't i?
he yodelled, didn't he!

SPARECHANGE said:

it's nice, when one is amongst friends.
[jabs mosh with snot elbow, in the ribs... nearly takes diesel's eye out, doing same... giggles and whispers, "it's nice when that guy who thinks he's a wolf and does his hot aunt, ain't the craziest one in the room].

that was like a few days in a row. what's up? seems like more than a rough week. what's goin on... as I'm not... well, yes i am saying it from bed, but don't b a perv: give it up.

guys can b weird, to begin with, but try livin with one, 24-7... the call of duty countdowns... some women will never understand. we can play 24/7, but ask us to leave the seat down.... ever seen the hulk? Jekyll n hyde?
equal work for equal pay... leave the fucking seat up.

sometimes moral support can help. obviously, i have nun.

you should take a vacation. if ur unhappy at work... oft, we bring it home with us. that's why i wanted to be a pornstar. i don't mind, working from home.

if you're going to be a bitch and not tell us whom you had to let go, or starve ur family, like mosh, to avoid doing so...
i give up tryin to turn frowns: dirty Sanchez, brown.

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Lol, I got issues with authority sometimes but I've calmed myself, too many cool peeps here to let 1 fuck it up, saw lots of shit bout dude before I came here (also why I dont shop here) but I liked the people that were on here so I came in anyway

DreamsOfDiesel said:

I had more bb guns than barbies lol, grew up in sticks, bathroom sink in yard with fake flowers in it at grandma's who was rich cuz she had an indoor toilet & we just had an outhouse. The outhouse had a tick nest outside the door once too. Grandma even had a washer, we had scrub board & wringer. At least I was too young to know how bad my life was hahaha, wouldn't change anything tho, my life has made me who I am today

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jeez sounds like we grow up together!! i once hit on my half sister at VFW in WV one night while home on leave from Korea! my cousin had taken me out drinking and we dropped some paper before going to this dance hall thing. short story long i had never met this girl in my life and being all fucked up my cousin thought it would be funny if i hit on her and bought her a drink etc. what a dick right!!! it was funny as shit later like now. but then it was from funny once we figured her dad and i shared the same name, first and last WOW holy fuck hit the brakes !!!! i saw a table of rednecks fall out in laughter and her bolt for the door, myself i spent the rest of the night curled up in the backseat of a pinto righting out that paper i forgot i ate. fuck me right...

SPARECHANGE said:

i bet it's a different mod.
i bet it's a different crowd.
none of the threads I've crashed, cept maybe... meh... 2.. in what 5-6mo, here... came close to douchebag levels and the wagons seemed to circle, in most cases. it's never the ladies of the site. we get in pissing contests and the testosterone, gets away from us, we peacock n puff our chests... it's funny because when i think of the one I'm thinkin of... and I've yet to click the rat button, on any site... honestly, dod... u been clawed by a gal, in here, that u know of?
yeah... we don't do well, being told we're anything, but correct.
y y'all think i stopped arguing with the ladies? ain't gonna get the silver polished. i prefer, "I'm sure ur right"... does it make a difference? aren't we boys all just trying to end they daily, first date, properly... with a kiss? we helping our cause? does it make us more right?
so when the bitch sources you and puts her droid, google Samsung search stamp on ur forehead and says, "SEE, SC!"... u can simply say...
-sc
did i not just say, "I'm sure you're right"... hey, I'll take a 500 batting average, any day of the week, or do we prefer to hear, "blablabla", til 3a.m.
swear, the xxx, always wanted to begin lengthy conversations, after 18hr days, whereas now, i just get a 30 second back rub and I'm out. love my g!!!
was there a question?
are we waiting for me to say something?
fuck. i got lost again, didn't i?
he yodelled, didn't he!

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Not a lot of ladies on this site but 1s I've met are cool, been only 1 in our circles for years, but I've always been 1 of the guys lol, used to it, funny how many even here assume I'm a guy

DreamsOfDiesel said:

Wish we could help rather than harm. Very depressing, saw very old lady getting her stuff thrown out & put by dumpster yesterday. She has no where to go. Not supposed to be any evictions right now but her notice was served in early march so it was right before the eviction hold took place. I'm so disappointed in us sometimes that I even cry

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yes, it's good to b among friends.
ok... not being able to put up the pullback shot of the Arkham marquee, here... really bummin my gig.
imma have to trade up to full powa BURN!
institute - bulletproof skin
the Angelina, roller girl movie - ACID BURN - on a building... it's as good a pretty woman/hooker look, as any
and of course- disco inferno

okok... i WAS trying to catch up, but i can tell... I'm headin south, here n fast.

i appreciate: dod is not so desensitized, that none of this matters and I'm sorry you're not.
hope that makes sense cause i need to step off... yeah... i remember saying this to the x, when she'd source me on why i was being as asshole about secks, 5x, in one year. i think at that time, i was using the ol standby of, "well, sweetheart, I'm upset that you're upset", but minus the sarcasm, "sweetheart", i think it finally, actually applies, here.

if ur not going to say, as usual... know we're upset that you're upset. u need to start blowing the mod. diesel started tipping, recently so i was prepared for all the inflation, goiging, bum f'ing and other impaling, offenses to my delicate nature, so to speak

i think i ... u have to c this! one sec!

SPARECHANGE said:

i think i ... u have to c this! one sec!

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Bookmarked in case I fall asleep, overnights again last night, finally off today, gotta water everything, took more clones last night, still gotta setup some kind of half pot for weird mini clone I'm playing with

i try my best not to promote ignorance in my own home and not to b graphic, cuss, or tell too many lies. i mean i make shit up, constantly so y'all would never believe me and my buddy's house will probably b robbed, over the gps, link to site, but if i hadn't taken the pic, i wouldn't believe it... myelf!
i mean... it ain't like i wear a condom and it ain't just a few, blank droplets. is it me, or when i have my tongue, 6" up ur ass, ur gonna get anything i have!
so i wake up with copd and a raging- lest we not waste the 2a.m. opportunity cause when i get to diesel's age, it ain't gonna work! but i cough, regardless of the current black plague, so to speak and yeah... she prolly takes some saline solution in the eye, from time to time so even though I've sworn abstinence (hate to use such language) to the heman woman haters club, the lady just got some and no... i wouldn't say proper... i think we already finished playing cops who cop. and robbers and if yesterday was her first day better... i... i don't see tonight, ending as well because there's just no fucking way, I'm not going to fuck with her over using protection, when she's already inocked up.
i just want to ask her, "does it hurt?"... rhetorically.
and yes, i am just as pist as dod is, about that stolen, fucking hurricane fan!
christ! like it's still, basically, winter!

DreamsOfDiesel said:

Bookmarked in case I fall asleep, overnights again last night, finally off today, gotta water everything, took more clones last night, still gotta setup some kind of half pot for weird mini clone I'm playing with

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fuck! clones!
shit! i have a garden!

how many hours on? don't tell us ur in healthcare! shit

I'd ask about the commute, these days, but nobody likes a smartass.

and yes... that's a bandana and yes, it sleeps.

diesel might need to wake up early, for one of those. ain't gonna play as well, if i do it, myself.

@1diesel1
just n case...

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fuck! clones!
shit! i have a garden!

how many hours on? don't tell us ur in healthcare! shit

I'd ask about the commute, these days, but nobody likes a smartass.

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No healthcare, I prefer menial jobs, leaves me more free time to do what I like, engineering for 10 years & miserable, bs jobs for last 10 years & happy lol, money wasn't worth it