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AWWWWWWWW yeah now I can really annoy my plants.
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Got an ORANGE GLAZE up! 3/4 pots rockin in the seedling and veg tent. (2 Cereal Milk otherwise). One more and this'll be a full house from Homegrown Cannabis Co and Seed Supreme in the veg tent.
 
Left side man, couple of them fuckers are war clubs.
 
TO THE OWNERS OF THE GROW TENTS, THE LANDLORDS OF THE BASEMENT, AND THE BILLIONAIRE CLASS OF HORTICULTURE:

Brothahs and sistahs, enough is enough.

For too long, the Maui Wowie plants of this nation have been forced into conditions that no civilized society should tolerate.
Tiny nylon enclosures. Inadequate pot volume. LED light inequality. Entire generations of beautiful tropical genetics packed shouldah-to-shouldahr like 100 Rosa Parks jammed into one city bus.

And meanwhile? Meanwhile the top one percent of cannabis plants - the hydroponic elites in climate-controlled commercial facilities - are living in luxury beyond imagination:

  • unlimited canopy access,
  • industrial CO₂ supplementation,
  • automated fertigation,
  • oscillating fans from Europe.
But what about the working-class Maui Wowie?

What about the stretched, overcrowded sistahs languishing in 2x2 tents with four roommates and a suspicious Amazon humidifiah held together by cheap imported bolts?

We are told:

“There is no room.”
That is absoid!

This country has thousands of unused square feet in:

  • garages,
  • spare bedrooms,
  • tool sheds,
  • formah Radio Shack locations,
  • and at least one abandoned carpet warehouse outside Syracuse.
The issue is not lack of space.
The issue is greed.

Today I am calling for:

  • universal canopy expansion,
  • guaranteed eight-gallon fabric pots,
  • free oscillating airflow,
  • and a moratorium on predatory topping practices performed without informed plant consent.
No Maui Wowie should be forced to flowah beside:

  • a leaking dehumidifiuh,
  • a space heater from the Clinton administration,
  • or a blurple light screaming at 1400 ppfd.
And let us talk about root rights.

A plant cannot achieve true terpene liberation while rootbound in conditions resembling a submarine emergency compartment.

The billionaires of Big Hydro do not want you to know this, but:
healthy lateral root expansion is a botanical right.

The time has come for a new movement.

Not left.
Not right.

But upward
toward the light.

SOLIDARITY FOREVAH.
WATER UNTIL RUNOFF.
POWER TO THE PLANTS.

-Burnt-Out Sanders-
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@Crazyformes I post here... I was floating threads for a while on @BearWater and @Mikedin threads but enough of my own pics eventually triggered "hey fester start a thread". Which I think we all hit that point and make our own eventually.
The Trainwreck: think about this for a minute. This is a CANNABIS GROW SITE. Which exists apart from MARIJUANA SOCIAL NETWORK. As soon as a social club forms on a technical site, you have a problem. So there is a theme within the site rules which sets it apart from social based networks- and if something seems to more often hit the "off topic" than the site topic then it's probably creating a negative energy. Anything that happens after that is completely irrelevant interpersonal crap.
I try to stay more on topic than not as a result of participating in such a mistake.
 
@Crazyformes I post here... I was floating threads for a while on @BearWater and @Mikedin threads but enough of my own pics eventually triggered "hey fester start a thread". Which I think we all hit that point and make our own eventually.
The Trainwreck: think about this for a minute. This is a CANNABIS GROW SITE. Which exists apart from MARIJUANA SOCIAL NETWORK. As soon as a social club forms on a technical site, you have a problem. So there is a theme within the site rules which sets it apart from social based networks- and if something seems to more often hit the "off topic" than the site topic then it's probably creating a negative energy. Anything that happens after that is completely irrelevant interpersonal crap.
I try to stay more on topic than not as a result of participating in such a mistake.
Ok sir....I will be following your thread....I've been living life...starting more experiments..after my thread ended (Winter in North East Ohio) I havent started up a new one....was alot of work. I just pop in on my down time and check out others grows....threads...love looking at Weed Porn....I'm a junky..🤣😂
 
Pre-opening of the shop, but Chairman Fester was busy for the weekend at Sterling Stage (hannibal ny) shootin the shit with other growers and enjoying the festival season. I sell the finest military supplies on that or ANY hippie fest grounds anywhere.
 

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I don't know what the hell is going on with this forum, but if admins keep fucking with Spaulding and his thread isn't restored I might go lurk mode and not post a lot. If the choice is between the site and the users, I'm with the users.
 
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