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COCannabis
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THC Farmer Smoke Report
INFO
Tester Name : COCannabis
Strain : Chem Valley Kush from Cali Connection, grown by PankFlamingoMon, Chemdog x SFV OG
Method Smoked : bowl
APPEARANCE
a lot like Chemdog, sour diesel, and og kush, but mostly like sour diesel i think...the hairs are a pinkish tangerine color, and the bud is a very bright green with tons of trichomes, leaves are darker green like most of the CD, SD, and OG I've seen
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : lemon peels, chemmy fuel funk
Associated smells of bud : some skunkyness and light mustiness; undertones are very og-reminiscent
TASTE
Dominant flavour : lemony chem
Associated flavours : incensey/soft OG tones
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth) I'd give this a 9 at least, the smoke doesn't seem to expand too much, and I was able to wake n bake with this one pretty early without having even an inkling of coughing
- cough factor? : not via pipe
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body 75/25
Potency : (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent) 9.4
Duration : (approx length of buzz, from first hit) hours n hours, I smoked at 11 and it's now 220; I've come down for the most part (still feel some effects for sure) and I had a huuuge lunch
Use : Daytime/Bedtime either or, I haven't smoked a bunch of this at one sitting though so we'll see about overindulging...
Munchies? : yes/no I was hungry to begin with, but I definitely ate a ridiculous amount of food for lunch, so I'm gonna go with yes. Like I said I haven't REALLY smoked a lot of this yet...
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine () fuel (x)
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine () - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity () - berry () - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus () - orange () - lemon (x) - lime () - apple () - mango () - grape () - cherry () - tutti frutti ()
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense (x) - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine ()
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy (x) - loam () - dirt () - musty (x) - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky (x)
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
All in all, CVK is the SHIT. The smell is a solid lemony chem fuel with tons of tones that any OG heads would recognize. The pictures I took don't really do the buds justice, but I was short on time, so I'll update in the future with some more. I only took 3 or 4 hits out of a little spoon to try this out, and I gotta say, this is some of my all-time favorite herb. It's very reminiscient of Chemdog, OG, Sour Diesel, and Headband in tons of respects. Seconds after exhaling my first hit, I had a sort of light-headedness come on that made me think "damn!" The high continued to come on strongly, and in about 15 minutes, I was totally ripped. I got slightly paranoid but not anything compared to say, Neville's Haze (coming soon!). The high from this herb REALLY reminded me of Sour D and Headband. It was so powerful and heady, with some giggling and smiles as well. However, I was able to socially interact like normal on the outside, although I was crazy high on the inside. The strong heady aspects that felt euphoric and lifting ended up morphing into a slightly sleepy but very happy effect after a huge meal. This is basically everything I look for in a high, and is truly the complete package. It won't kick you in the face like Bubba and it won't send you soaring like most hazes, but it won't leave you disappointed either. This strain meets right in the middle of what I personally look for in my ganja.
Granted, this review is on about 3-4 small-medium pipe hits. I'll be toking some ridiculous amounts of this to see how far it can go, and I'll update when I do. The flavor with such a small amount in the bowl wasn't extraordinarily strong either, so hopefully that'll come out stronger the next time I smoke...I'd be surprised if it didn't, considering the smell is so damn strong and delicious! This is absolutely a personal favorite of mine, and I will be enjoying every last nugget.
I'll be updating within the next week with more news on flavor, more pictures, and more detail on what happens when you smoke more than you should--because I feel like most of the Farm likes to smoke a LOT of herb...so stay tuned :P
INFO
Tester Name : COCannabis
Strain : Chem Valley Kush from Cali Connection, grown by PankFlamingoMon, Chemdog x SFV OG
Method Smoked : bowl
APPEARANCE
a lot like Chemdog, sour diesel, and og kush, but mostly like sour diesel i think...the hairs are a pinkish tangerine color, and the bud is a very bright green with tons of trichomes, leaves are darker green like most of the CD, SD, and OG I've seen
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : lemon peels, chemmy fuel funk
Associated smells of bud : some skunkyness and light mustiness; undertones are very og-reminiscent
TASTE
Dominant flavour : lemony chem
Associated flavours : incensey/soft OG tones
Harsh/smoothness : (1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth) I'd give this a 9 at least, the smoke doesn't seem to expand too much, and I was able to wake n bake with this one pretty early without having even an inkling of coughing
- cough factor? : not via pipe
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body 75/25
Potency : (1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent) 9.4
Duration : (approx length of buzz, from first hit) hours n hours, I smoked at 11 and it's now 220; I've come down for the most part (still feel some effects for sure) and I had a huuuge lunch
Use : Daytime/Bedtime either or, I haven't smoked a bunch of this at one sitting though so we'll see about overindulging...
Munchies? : yes/no I was hungry to begin with, but I definitely ate a ridiculous amount of food for lunch, so I'm gonna go with yes. Like I said I haven't REALLY smoked a lot of this yet...
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine () fuel (x)
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine () - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity () - berry () - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus () - orange () - lemon (x) - lime () - apple () - mango () - grape () - cherry () - tutti frutti ()
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense (x) - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine ()
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy (x) - loam () - dirt () - musty (x) - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky (x)
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
All in all, CVK is the SHIT. The smell is a solid lemony chem fuel with tons of tones that any OG heads would recognize. The pictures I took don't really do the buds justice, but I was short on time, so I'll update in the future with some more. I only took 3 or 4 hits out of a little spoon to try this out, and I gotta say, this is some of my all-time favorite herb. It's very reminiscient of Chemdog, OG, Sour Diesel, and Headband in tons of respects. Seconds after exhaling my first hit, I had a sort of light-headedness come on that made me think "damn!" The high continued to come on strongly, and in about 15 minutes, I was totally ripped. I got slightly paranoid but not anything compared to say, Neville's Haze (coming soon!). The high from this herb REALLY reminded me of Sour D and Headband. It was so powerful and heady, with some giggling and smiles as well. However, I was able to socially interact like normal on the outside, although I was crazy high on the inside. The strong heady aspects that felt euphoric and lifting ended up morphing into a slightly sleepy but very happy effect after a huge meal. This is basically everything I look for in a high, and is truly the complete package. It won't kick you in the face like Bubba and it won't send you soaring like most hazes, but it won't leave you disappointed either. This strain meets right in the middle of what I personally look for in my ganja.
Granted, this review is on about 3-4 small-medium pipe hits. I'll be toking some ridiculous amounts of this to see how far it can go, and I'll update when I do. The flavor with such a small amount in the bowl wasn't extraordinarily strong either, so hopefully that'll come out stronger the next time I smoke...I'd be surprised if it didn't, considering the smell is so damn strong and delicious! This is absolutely a personal favorite of mine, and I will be enjoying every last nugget.
I'll be updating within the next week with more news on flavor, more pictures, and more detail on what happens when you smoke more than you should--because I feel like most of the Farm likes to smoke a LOT of herb...so stay tuned :P