Cia fbi lapd !

[Guano]

The LAPD,FBI & CIA decided to see who was the best at catching perps.So a rabbit is released into the forest,and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.They place animal informants throughout the forest.They question all plant and mineral witnesses.After months of extensive investigation,they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads,they burn the forest,killing everything including the rabbit.
The LAPD goes in.They come out two hours later dragging a bruised mountain lion behind them.The mountain lion is yelling "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" :evilgrin

 

[hubcap]

classic..............

 

[hererisssh]

:rofl That's funny Guano

 

[snake383]

hahaha good one still laughing

 

[cway]

Yo aint that the truth.... Allthough I would have like it a little better if u used DEA instead of LAPD... But none the less.. Funny as shit..

 

[kill-9]

ROFL

Good one.

 

[snake383]

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