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SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

o fuck this. I'm going in.

ehhhehe... it's closer to the edge, now; to meees!!!
shyt... is that a spider?!
ok fuk u guys!

is that a rodent!!!
fuk!
all things that kill

im in my pool slipperz!!

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

1. i would b n bed by now
anyway
2. i ONLY sleep in the raw;
never know when a neighbor might need to borrow a tool
3. if... no... WHEN i open my mouth
the shoe will only go so far
4. y not end on a "happy" note
5. i know a good, free, adult, site
6. wish they'd sell that... o yes... THAT... lingerie... yeeheees, maam... u know we likes it, likes THTHTHMMMMBBBBABAMBVVVVV... YEAH, like that

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

o this is bullshit!
since when is there a lock, on the 976, area code?! N A P A L M!

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

anybody get 3way calling? i need to call and see how my great great grandmother, is doing. yeah, she's pregnant, or something. it's pretty serious, though.

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

yeah... she just lives far. i don't get long distance. 20mile, policy, r something. meh... proll... well... ma... 1 minute 49.2 seconds, exactly. no... no... not the full 8. ... same...

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

["sweet nectar!!! have you seen my socks? no... no... no... NO! sorry! ... n...o... thank u... ummm... honey love??? have u... did... yep! the church sox!... nnn... ahhh... "dearest love... ummm... is there another set of clean, sheets? nope... yup... nope... sorry... never felt it, comin... yeehhheeesss, ma'am! game of thrones don't call it, makin the 8, for nothin!"].... [stomp stomp stomp... kerplickit... hroraooshwissssshhhhh!..... stomp stomp stomp.... "uhhhhh... heart of mine????... --- ....ummm.... visage of angels????.... ..... where'd ya say those sheets were? sanitize, ya think, my gift, from heaven????..."] [stomp... stomp stomp!]

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

["one and only????
????
wwwon n...? ummm... if one had purchased a 5 pack +1, of bics... and my only memory maker... if one had... um... brought them... innnsssasassside... might you have any deeply personal, knowledge, as to where one might have possibly, perhaps, spaced one, the rose, in my cheeks?] [stomp stomp stomp.... eeeeearrrreeek... W H A M! cerklick... "fuuuuck!" mumbling... "muthrfff! all things that kill! that's gotta b a fucking black widow in the rain 39°... fuk!"... voice, equalizes, yet still, shaky n... um... slowww... "oh... i said, i love you, g! furry socks, toasty? getcha anything else? ... blablabla... "no, my secks kitten... i wasn't going to go out, innn.... 38.2°'s, naked... no... just makin sure you're safe and comfy... sure i can't bring u some mocha???"]... something to others...

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

"lllife is... but a dreeeheheam..."... cause, here comes the weinerpolicedog... awesome. worlds, biggest caulkblocker... itty bitty living space... hopefully, she trecks in a black widow n cures my bluesbaulz.

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

["nothing, dear liza... I'm not stompiNG!!!"... STOMP STOMP STO-OMP!]

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

planting a car in a tree, or a card... and revealing it, 30yrs, later... kids' stuff... pranking ur bf, and forgetting to tell him u were just kidding, 8yrs later... when he's dead... now, that... is funny.
"just kiddin, jimmy"...

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

meh... ok, a decade...

sorry...

jimmy...

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

14?
i forget, exactly

[looks up, in deep, sincerity]

"sorry... jimmy.".

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

cats...
g could do better, tryin to trip me.

unimpressed

i was thinkin

shotz

n

moulin rouge

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

pfft... foofoo chick drink... bailey's n coffee. f'n waste. ain't makin...

["yes, my wonder woman... it would b my pleasure!" ... STOM S-T-O-OMP Stomp!]

coffee's ready

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

meh: like Chinese food, oral and taco bell; fulfilling, but no hang time.

no mas buzzito

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

ah... hahaha... g liked the oral one, too... as gardeners, do we not plant seeds? make em laugh, make em breakfast...

bah... she thinks immoleter watch a movie... catz... knew it qas stupid, when Spielberg, fed hiz peeps, their last, free, employee, meal... 10min... tops... no... not the 3 thingy... til SHEZ... n e k e d..

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

11.28... til she's smokin a cig...

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

.29...9! imma champ out, tonight!

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

note to self

1. beat the dog

2. shoulda tipped the ref
n tried for extra innings

3. resubscribe to playboy;
for the articles

4. next time, wait til she swaps out movie

5. wait another 5 min...

6. buy paper towels; viva...

7. easy on the irish cream,
next time

8. don't u f'n look at me

9. drop dogblocker, off...
but in rich, neighborhood

10. show g, collar...
blame all things that kill

SPARECHANGE · Jan 26, 2020

11. grab rib bone from dead cow on gods trail... n case she sources u.

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