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I'll get better shotz, in a bit. got outta the tub... and in the process of drying off, buck raving (sopping a water trail, from the east wing, to the west wing, uttering a few, choice, four letter, curse words, in search of non-lookin-towel... stopping, to look at the excessive lighting wash over, of the clone room (2x2, closet)... noting, godlike beams, poking through various ptrap, vents... creating a puddle of black mould, carpet remnants, reminiscent of 80s, resort, industrial, tricor, dupont, products, typically warehoused, with warheads, cookware, from aisle 38, tires and breast implants...)... running for dykes and tank #3..., "god dam it!"... thinking... how many flipped breakers does it take, to fuk a light schedule, by 20minutes, in any language?!!

 

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might could b a problem, with the treasure map... i thought it was only 2 plants; not 4!!! oops. anyone remember the strains?

 

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I'll get better pics

I'm going back to bed

i think i balanced the fan, ... safety???... i dunno bout the sound of roof caving, n sheetrock cracks... this what happened to the hood, when i hung it. umm... I'm going back to bed, after i finish this burnT, coffee.

 

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but here's what really happened, when i hung the phat gurl...
true story

 

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u must realize- told ya i was neked... just me n the bush and the bushes

 

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how long y'all think my penish gonna b resin, stuck to the mylar, remaining in the tent? it grows back for starfish penis...

 

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fuk it. that's good resin. I'm smokin it. smoked sausage, anyone?

 

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lord, please help me trim this impossible, beast, without falling asleep at the bladed, horizontal, wheel...

u know... i just finished this video, where they're tryin to make it look like they rented the maid's Malibu, cliffside, sitting room, balcony, for a thigh framed, shooting location, for a weekendand about$38k, but i recognized the hollow peak, breakin left and right, between rusty, iron rungs, 3 & 4 and trimmed bush... i know for a fact that's a Pacific beach, taco bell, roof, u can have shutdown, early, for a teener of blow n b doin the exact same thing, for $37,987.50, less and a 6 pack, of down home punch... if u know someone, with a camera phone and a modicum, of free time, without a job that drug screens.
I'm just sayin... people know bullshyt, when they c it.

 

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[mind wanders... thinks, "ohhh... i love my ladies, lollypopped, to the thigh; as opposed to the knee"... stomp stomp... slurpslishsplish..., "fuckin towels!"]

"sweetheart... mind helping my, with a lil trimjob???..."

"honk...shoe....pfffft...zzzzzzzZZZZZ"...

"sweetie??? u [cough cough cough] asleep???"

 

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"G!!!... oh... sorry, sweetie... were you asleep?"... "wanna c my biggest bush?".

 

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"oh... ok... ummm... how do you make coffee? nm... ur asleep... don't get up...

hey, baby... i dunno what u did, but there's a sopping mess, in the hall, family room, dining room, kitchen, retreat, bedroom and master bath...

yeah... i just got up n finished... well, I'm still smoking... and some other shyt you wouldn't b interested in...

lemme know if i need to order creamer...".

 

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"check out this bush... wanna c me helicopter?"

 

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"that's not what i meant...

you can turn the fan off, now. it's not funny, u tying the pipe to it, too... that's MY MYLAR; MY... FORESKIN!; MY ireland!"


"btw... lemme know, if you see a diamond... i need to take a giant, dump, anyway. yep... Chinese buffet; cold... yeah, I'll tell him... he knows plumbing... and hvac..."

 

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NOT

true story

how it really happened

"sorry to wake you, love. want me to make some coffee? baby, do we still have the steamer? yes, dearest, i will turn down the music.
but it's not even... yes, dear... i will remember to put another bag in it..."

-g


"bla bla bla music... blablabla lights... blabla doors... bla bla bla... what the... why didn't you bring a towel in... bla bla bla ???!!! bla bla fresh... bla bla trash... bla blzzzzzZZZZ!!!!!?!".

[WHISPERING]
-sc
"sorry, g"

 

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the difference between addiction and dependency, is making your own coffee, at 0620 (fukn caffeine, junkies), or waiting, til 0625, when someone else, will make it (not me; dependenTcy).

 

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fuck this trimming... I'm going back to bed, til g gets so annoyed I've left it... she'll do a better job, in 1/4, of the time... and i won't feel guilty about leaving a mess, she'll have made, cleaned n given me dirty looks for.

worth it!

after... she finishes, making that coffee... bout another 5min... ;P

 

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"honey, what's that beeping? i thought u went back to sleep? oh, u did? move over, lemme grab a small mug. i was just about to make some... did u remember to use one less, scoup?"

 

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"oh, don't trouble yourself... I'll ju add a mug of water, MYSELF"... nah... I'll prolly leave it, for u, tomorrow morning.
g'night....

nah, I'll get to em, some time, this afternoon... don't forget, the scale is... is... nm... i ... forg...
no, really! I'll do em... just go back to bed, sweetie...".

 

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[crash, bang... klink klink... bam! bam? (sp?) (head)...]

"honey... ?
could ya keep that snip snip noise, to a minimum-... I'm trying to sleep !... bytch!"

 

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[klink... SLAM... vroom vroom]

"honey... if your comin back.....
soon... can u pick me up a carton? pay ya back? and a new scissor wash, station?... baby???"

[crickets]

-g

...

-sc

"baby???"