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people... if you're going to choose the long, "SPEED TRAP, SPEED TRAP, SPEED TRAP", route... why peg the speedometer? if u feel u must risk my life, as well... because ya don't feel u have that much time, left... again... don't put us in the ditch, at 120ish... and folks... if even swift drivers, pair up, to impede, your traffic, terrorism, on Thursday, at three... THIRTY!!! it was... o shyt... nm. anyway... yeah... that was us, on Flagstaff mtn... well... half on, anyway. jezuz! u aren't doin anymore, any favors... and btw, this one goes on my top 10... "I've never owned a vehicle i didn't wreck... even this one". i don't remember ever having heard of perpetual, adoration, prior the conjuring 25 but i knew what it was, yesterday, to be sure.pretty sure all mosh's broken things will arise, fully cured, today and even diesel... is slated, for saint Peter's,

"one moment, sir... can you please come this way, for a moment? this'll only take a second. " .

"ahahaha... hey, vinny! yeah, this is the guy... yeah, we got em. pffft... thought we didn't see that lil fire your joint, started, in Australia, didja?"...

"nah... nottin, boss... we got this one."

[trunk slams. checks larry Flint'z spinners, for dust. fires up the golden caddy, chariot, edition.]

 

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can't go to moshe's... serial interuppters x3...

can't stay with skol... definitely has all 7... no, apparently, 6... hands full, now. sorry, bout that surgeon, skol... (too soon?)

short bus, not do for another hour...

"honey!!!, where do u hid the fableash? fa fA fabriz? fukn bras? babe! where's the ozium?! that pot gell, stuff? do we still take that expense? under medical? seen my inhaler? the nebulizer? how bout a match? something, that burns?"

some of u r vets. got a gas mas... o o... oh... nunununa... honey, please don't... i swear, I'll never buy another seeeeee!!!"

 

[1diesel1]

Wait for it, wait for it...........................:)

 

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"laundry's done!... 'sweetheart'"...."nice ash, btw... u say orange, is the new, what? grey? how bout brown? where's that... 'SUPPOSED ' to lie?".

 

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Wait for it, wait for it...........................:)

funnier, if one, fast forwards and sees, only upset, ladies.
Colorado river, 2019... 1 of 13 bodies, still... unrecovered.

tommy lee, pamela Anderson... scene 12... ran long... brittish, e.p. version, "BABY, YOU RIP.".

 

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freak out reason #1

1. diesel =nostradamus

2. seen THE GODFATHER
me, too. the apostle, was great in that

3. i shaved my head. there's no hair left, to b pulled out

4. it's an indica. it's already couchlock. like the corkscrew at knotts? same

5. it's been flushing for a while

6. set to pull the trigger on continental lx20s ... second guessed myself. gotta start all over, on all terrains.

7. it's been years, since my last harvest
decades, even

8. and lingling and the kids... they've been so patient... and abstinent.... hopefully

imma lil freaked out, today

lord am i sore... ROARING!!! perhaps a lil less habanero, in my diet?

 

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[internal monologue, "... repeat offender... 5'7"...lil chubby...... THAT, explains why only indicas for d...d...da..di...die...dies...diese.... YOOOO ELEVEN!!!]

 

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sht! i thought i could afford it, on my own, but i don't think the $75 one, will b... "enough"...

[dials @Moshmen ... waits.... waits... , "please insert, another twenty five cents... SIR..." aweee... fuk off and all!".... (coins, jingle, against an empty, lighter, with no flint left, to speak of; condom wrapper, gum, that one girl's number... 'what was her...'... CLINKATINK)... "yeah, mosh... yeah, it's me... yeah, i know... tell her, sorry and thanks for the bail money, last week. so glad she uses PayPal. sorry... yeah, anyway, yeah... i know. i said i know! I'll get to it... swear! anyway, right, right... yeah, diesel's birthday, is coming up, as u know. no... no... that was November... no he's not a crab... no... no... not me. no diesel HAD crabs. it's was just- he wanted some of your R.I.D. no... no. i still had some, from last time, i said he could borrow. no. no. yes, he still owes me that $20 for the b.j. anyway, you're fucking me up, here. ok so u know he got, "THE FAMILY", that sick jeep, for Christmas? right, well it's upsetting mrs diesel, seeing him use quilt black lab, as a, 'kneel down, son', step stool and he's getting a bald patch, now. no, not diesel's junk... already shaved it, for the crabs. the dog, idiot. the blackdog.". sigh... "so anyway, i found the cheapest step stoll, i could..." "hush, mosh... I'm... no... no, not without sitting on mrs diesel's lap... well... we'll deal with that, next Christmas.".... [hyperventilating... i know,: me, too... me, too.]... "so anyway... if you'll stop serial, interrupting me... thank you... i found the cheapest stool, i could, but it's more than i was expecting... so... if u think u could help me out, here... we can make a tiny, shiny, shortsapian, smile... and he can sit, shit, shower n shave, with some of jeep's aftermarket, gear, with all that extra space, 3 dogs, the quilt, the makita, corded, the dec 2005, girl's of Starbucks and mrs diesel. so whatdayathink? could ya help me out?". hangs up broken phone.]

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ok... stats n pics. i have lost my fucking mind

 

[1diesel1]

funnier, if one, fast forwards and sees, only upset, ladies.
Colorado river, 2019... 1 of 13 bodies, still... unrecovered.

tommy lee, pamela Anderson... scene 12... ran long... brittish, e.p. version, "BABY, YOU RIP.".

Funny is when the driver eats shit first thing:)

 

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Lingling

 

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"honey... we might have some company, today... hyde me!"

 

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Funny is when the driver eats shit first thing:)

r we still on that? think i seen it. might have been on the news, last summer.

 

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Lingling

me love you long time

 

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parker damn and the matrix has em, now.

 

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hope it makes u n mrs d, smile, d. took alot... ur spirit, means- alot.

 

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remember the pretzel, beauty?
the hurricanes take all the broken pieces of my life and the pain n broken pieces of other people's lives, that envelop me... spin them round, all at once.
in fighting whatever this thing is and the way my mind, has always worked... is to put them back, together, and try and make something beautiful and someone else, smile.
um... imagine if I'd looked at the beautiful, young, fat, Mexican, gangster, doper, whore, pregnant at 12, through prejudicial, eyes, as opposed to asking this intelligent, beautiful, unfortunate, young woman (it's still... Walmart wetzels... ), "what does YOUR ART say?", and leaving a tip, for her sharing her soul, with me?

 

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sooo he thinks his lovely g, no longer knows who he is. walks into blackened, bedroom... kneels down and says to sleeping (apparently) beauty, "honey, i whawhawha... want to share my soul, with you (as he had just returned a gesture, to diesel).". tears, streaming, without moving airwaves. she says, go ahead. he reads. gets to boat, scene. snoring... crickets... he says, you don't hear me. she says continue. and so he does. boat... crickets.

 

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coffee's ready

 

[1diesel1]

sooo he thinks his lovely g, no longer knows who he is. walks into blackened, bedroom... kneels down and says to sleeping (apparently) beauty, "honey, i whawhawha... want to share my soul, with you (as he had just returned a gesture, to diesel).". tears, streaming, without moving airwaves. she says, go ahead. he reads. gets to boat, scene. snoring... crickets... he says, you don't hear me. she says continue. and so he does. boat... crickets.

Hay man, you ever thought about writing a book?:)