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billy and sexxx ed
a lifetime of mentors
all of whom
couldn't stand
that
money
grubbing
whore

and unlucky lucky billy

just like my luck

just like larry the plumber's

just like u and we

is a storyteller

of renown

and lucky billy

is who i learned

how to get a wife

to take it in the...

divorce lawyers office

 

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when from behind

think stick figs, wolfman

just grab the shifter

and drop it down an inch, give r take

for best results

 

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i swear

she had proximity alerts

i never touched

what isn't there

i ainever seen lightning

move

that far

that fast

and over a 3.5ish foot

walnut

hurdle

i mean twice as fast

as superman

e=mc2(xxx)

-xxx
WTF DO U THINK UR DOING

-SC
my bad
must have missed the dogleg
on the 18th
par 2
oops

to tell y'all the truth...
might have been the last time
and i only got to complete my
all nighter finals n spaghetti makin
on her pillow
after she stormed out

but i could b mistaken
I'm not good with numbers...
apparently

true story

 

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the following 3hr lunch break & 2mi from terminal
layover

-lucky billy
i meant with hookers
u asshole
not ur wife

-sc
u may have forgotten to mention it
my bad

 

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this
while making
$250 a day
exploiting a grocers daily
$2.00 swings
during lunch breaks

and lucky billy found ME
entertaining
go figure

 

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and another $200
grinding an hour
on morongo felts

 

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they don't call em gold diggers
for nothin
pffft
think her friends
or family
EVER paid
every week we went the 4-5hr route
over the river n through the woods
to care for the sick n dying
was that good for the marital estate
does a booth babe's wage cover all that
the house with the dog kid n swing
but u feel entitled to all that is mine
and when granny died
when murdering pops died
when ship pilot and red bearded pirate died
when uncle roy died
when siouxsie and alma died
did i not facilitate logistics
shovel the snow from the drive
fund ur 3 trips to Canada
refurb pack n sell the condo
by
my
self
not one mover

did i ask for or take
one
single
cent
did i not return the watches n wedding ring
the week after
-xxx
pack your shyt and gtf out

did i
ask
for
or
take
anything

you decide

-4' in a moving truck
a lifetime in hell
lifetimes
ago

 

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i remember shopping the 70k two bedrooms of aliso Viejo at 20, thinking 75k... no fuckin way...

interest rates were soso
having significantly dropped
and it never occurred to a thief and a felon
that he was already paying 1.5x the monthly
to rent a shithole
poolhouse
complete with dry bar
and bathroom kitchen
and a bed
with two crazy cats
both mine
apparently
floyd and clyde
and my bday pup
didn't fit
in the remaining
22' of uhaul n movers'
kit

 

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ohhhh
that money grubbing whore

 

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those 2br's prolly run in the short 7figs
today

true story

 

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i have to wonder
if today
in her million dollar
pool house

whether she's learned
of
cost
v
worth
now that she's had to foot the bill
are her shiny
30 pieces of silver
worth
the cost of even
one
will

 

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-money
corrupts
good
intention

 

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when i worked in -20°
i took a "promotion"
i was the only one who
COULD
pull it off
it was an impossible run
previously
presold
n separately delivered
by two
full timerz
think i got breaks by the fourth hour

to pull it off
i would have to drive the hr, or 2 to mr route, in my 9mpg 72 deville
then back to the office, for the truck... deliver
merch
and go
zig zagging through time
to make conflicting delivery windows
for premadonna receivers
and include merchandising stops
for off delivery day
bitchy justifiably
storez

-97hr workweeks
and colicky baby

& that
is
just
the
logged
paid hours

fired from the promotion
not the company

-boss
sc
would always have a job
at dreyers

after which
the route which was
"possible"
was redistributed
over many routes
presold
but give me the impossible
and
iii
will find a way

 

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invention

cold climates n cold employeez

cigarette lighter
glove dryer
once ur wool is wet
in neg temps
ur fucked
gloves gloves n more outdoor research rei gloves
thicker... meanz harder to work with
one's unfrozen digitz

 

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or plug in
self dehydratin gloves

 

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plug in
battery op
heated clothing
shyt
with today's tech
u could hvac every outfit u have
nstill charge ur shyt
-kinetic n solar
human suns

 

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fitbit
2020
we charge
ur shit

 

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k2 no longer a power issue... friction powered...
water is heavy
charge us....
what's the word when u electrode water... hydrogen heated via melted n electrode divided h20.... o2 tanks r heavy... tanks... tanks alot.

 

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tie a rock to a rope u already have...
drop it... create gravity induction... powa on a mtn... "zip"... remember the sparcks n those guns ring ling used to cell
same

 

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r pinwheels heavy
r Wendy's
ridges
backpack frames
poles
tent poles
rise up
my teepee backpack
net sat dishes
n pinwheel
friction snow churnin
westingholmeses
water boilers
hydrogen heaterz n o2
rescue breaths
or is it a stick
figured
backpack
charged
by the motion
of ur k2 ocean