current season

[SPARECHANGE]

gimme a lil sin, nina!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

we were tellin lies n a club, today and of course, in naughty corner, member... size... was the topic, du jour...
well, it sounded like one gal, pinned the tail on the donkey cause i ain never seen santa, blush like that, cept on coke cans n playboy, comics (all i looked at... swear!)... but my penis size, is legendary... true story... ever seen an atlas... cat? know how there's a "key"?... so... 12"... on my legend, equals bout as far as a snail moves, in the desert... yup... legendary. wait... we were talkin u.k. sizes, right? fuk... ok... salted snail, in the desert.
ok ok... it's my joke... shut up, samoans n hawaiians. i know... ur snails, fight with the dog, for pole position... n win, more often than the geckos, on ur shower, slidin doors...

-true story

got ma lil bit o sin...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

g's version of laundry

crotchless, thong

man's idea of a ahem... load: 10 king size comforters, all whites, coloreds, linens/towels/napkins/table clothes, 3 carhartts, every shoe on my zip code, a large hot 7, with cheese, lettuce, mayo, only... prior to toasterz... an extra hasbrown and chocolate shake, supersized... no salt on the anything. n then, if there's still room... g's g-string.

the differences in those who... foot the bill. she means nuttin but well, i assume u.
i will never understand bleach safe, color locks n cold water, detergents, needing such... separation anxiety. i do crazy shyt, apparently, as well... need ur hvac, broke?

 

[dire wolf]

Flyin' too much today
Its so groovy to float around sometimes
Even a jelly fish will tell you that
I said flotation is groovy
And he said
And even a jellyfish will agree to that

Yeah , but that old jellyfish
Been floatin ' around so long
Lord he aint got a bone in his jelly back
Floatin ' every day and every night
Ridin ' high is a little risk
Sometimes the wind aint right .....

Jimi Hendrix , Power of soul

 

[SPARECHANGE]

killed my first, camel spider of the season, n the shop, today. looked just like this...
here come all things that kill. when it comes to this kinda killin... well... next trend i start will b more like
-g
don't b such an sc about it...


only reason it even got kill was cause gravity worked and i couldn't hold on to the rafters, any longer. oooooh, those sons o byiatches, keep m and last year's cane, in shape, though... rafters n roof shouldn't sag so much, either, anymore.

-true story

fuckit. I'm not proud. I'm freaked the fuk out!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

Flyin' too much today
Its so groovy to float around sometimes
Even a jelly fish will tell you that
I said flotation is groovy
And he said
And even a jellyfish will agree to that

Yeah , but that old jellyfish
Been floatin ' around so long
Lord he aint got a bone in his jelly back
Floatin ' every day and every night
Ridin ' high is a little risk
Sometimes the wind aint right .....

Jimi Hendrix , Power of soul

i gotta say... i hate that Hendrix, has brand power. love.... mmm... most songs i remember hearing from em, but... i was always on drugs, when seeking him out. even today, i don't seek him out. maybe i should, for "test" days.
ummm... the man was clearly, supa talented and if u needed a skyscraper built for (i think Johnson n Johnson has its hand in the arms, cookie jar, too... don't they? a question... not trying to diminish those who don't kill by the hundreds of thousands, without knowing the people who pay) Oppenheimer... the man could've done it, with a guitar. the lyrics of this particular, song... while creative... i started thumbing my nose, for dirt boogers, from the poker run, thinkin... no... only diesel, pisses me off, with zappa... the dead... no... maybe... n then, i saw Hendrix n prostrated myself, before the memory of the man's, guitar, pickin... ;P

originally, i thought... cool! he goin come drink with me... mmmm... Guinness... mmmm... bushmills... mmmm... the god dam coffee's nearly sold out (2-3 folgers, columbian (comes with cocaine), medium roast... but the bailey's, is on sale...! n still, top to bottom, stocked, endcap... we'll c how long that lasts... actually think it's the half size... prolly y.

 

[SPARECHANGE]

i gave up on the defense stuff, but found this... like cigarettes that were supposed to fund my copd... and instead, funded handicap, ramps at street corners, n my neck of the woods, back n the day... u know, it's just a matter of time, til some politician, protects the sources, of the fabled, opioid crisis, from class action. think my tornado, devastation, will c a single, cent... rhetorical.
here's a bit of a rattlesnake, for ya [la bamba]:

and then, the pain docs, who do actually serve, with a phat stack and some... with good intentions.
i forget what I've writ and i don't look back so if I've said this... bear with.

in my battle for world, domination, through the pittance that is, ssdi... one pain manager, was prescribing me 3x oxycontin 80s, and 6, or 8 oxycodone... 30s, i believe it was, as well as 20s, for milder days... and his report said something to the effect of
-report
sc, is just fine... i dunno y he takes so much dope.


really??? really! then y do u prescribe all that, to me, u fucking asshole. rhetorical.
was it malpractice to say i needed em n script me out... or malpractice to take em away, when no changes, had occurred. call me crazy. same dickhead, told me how my discogram, went, verbally... after the procedure (pick ax, n my spine... what his procedures, felt like), "it was so cracked n wacked, ink ran all over the place"... and then, the report came... looked like he'd copied, some other kid's n school, "the procedure went fine... let's cut". there was no mention, of a toxic waste, spill on highway 80. i couldn't fucking believe the lack of integrity in some of these, "medical professionals"... but i suppose i drove 45, on the highway, more than a few times, for, "safety"... n not better money, or to force myself, outta hours, by Christmas eve...
i am human, too...

 

[Moshmen]

Frank -Jimmy- Jerry together in one place? sounds like it would be a hella festival in 2020!

 

[SPARECHANGE]

need to build a bidet, while the opioids... hey, look over there...no... toilet paper crisis...allegedly, occurs... (this is a problem that will feed on itself... they get another truckload n people will continue to b ignorant...)... take a look at the inner workings of ur cloning machine... get new collars... get new tips... diy guys... lil pumps n aero jets... make ur millions... sit on a bidet...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

Frank -Jimmy- Jerry together in one place? sounds like it would be a hella festival in 2020!

my idea of lsd heaven

 

[SPARECHANGE]

ahhh... she loves me... bitch made coffee, before the sunrise. mosh's already considering options for the lunchies.

 

[SPARECHANGE]

i hear that mosh guy, smokes alot o pot. he's a bad influence. if he ain't wearin green to celebrate my divorce to that money grubbing whore... he'll b smokin it! o... there's somethin else goin on, today, too... that's right! Martians r invading and the whole of Ireland; not just their eyes... will b smiling. too bad we locked the door on our... ethanolboarding, heritage. panic, fear, ignorance and u c who ur friends, really r.

 

[SPARECHANGE]

how many know we had a base shelled n lives lost. or we just focused on our next shyt. i don't watch lies, but Larry the roofer, said it soo... i believe it. I'm so sorry, for those people and their families n friends n pets.

 

[SPARECHANGE]

and I'm so sorry for those who will die in our names, in retaliation. i gave away my power... to vote... and now, when launch codes r entered, in my name, i am equally, as responsible for the children who will hear, your parents are never coming home and the United states of america, and sparechange, did it. i guess i recently became a pacifist because i believe there's a better solution, than a pugilistic, fist. couldn't tell ya, when that happened. i guess i feel... can't we just have a Corona n figure out whether we're intelligent enough, to work out our differences. rhetorical...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

even 2, foolish, leaders, dookin it out n the ring, together... i was tought, u hit a nose, with the butt of ur palm, at this angle... you can shove a human's "nose", n2 their noggin... killin em, instantly. poor, leader... that's no way to BleAd...

 

[SPARECHANGE]

investing in what we don't have

u drinkin ur daily dose of morning,
diuretic, this fine, shiny, mornin

¿GOT TP?

-coffee's ready

 

[1diesel1]

Remember, stay vigilant! There coming

 

[SPARECHANGE]

ever find yourself in the predicament, of single ply?

ever have a nontherapeutic, "breakthrough"

what

did

u

doo

next...

well, i have to wipe lefty, now... cause i chopped that hand off, the first time it happened, butt I'd have lopped off the left, as well, however, it'd b like askin me to clap... so i have to b smarter n... wash my hands... just harder to do, with the left, only... so... not to b graffic, but i saw all the pedestrian, traffic and personally... I'd rather skinsosoft, my brown hayloft, than lose more life than e1101 will take from me, waiting in line with a bunch of shitheads, causing a bigger, problem. now, I'm not avoiding any crowds... think there'll b more than 10, in a tp line? how bout a divorce, celebration... but you'll stay in n sea those bars, barred, within the month, if not week... if it's common sense u seek... look at what we r doing. the first people to knock this shit off... will b the most healthy n wealthy. eventually, you'll b smiling, next to a garage u can't park it, because it's full of worthless, paper and via, self fulfilling, prophecy... you'll b praying for the world to go to shyt, because u were ignorant. 2ply and 1%, of @ 3%... and you bought into the bullshyt.
went through a checkstand... offered to buy a stranger a drink... dipped into the last, prefried, chicken on the planet... licked my fingers... worked on my carhartt, story... wiping on nonpaper, product... BECAUSE THE GOD DAM PAPER TOWELS, were left n backseat.
no... already stock em... just a matter of time til my ghetto sled gets busted into, for the tp and pt, rolls i just tend to have, in tow. awesome.

 

[SPARECHANGE]

Remember, stay vigilant! There coming

I'm ready
need a tissue?

 

[SPARECHANGE]

see... what sux, for diesel... maintenance, ain't stockin the bathroom... boy works from home... or wherever. man... i can just imagine the views of diesel's, corner, window, offices... windows, down...

hey, if y'all do run for the hills... i wouldn't expect much from a rest area, or port-o-potty... far as supplies. bring common sense... n soap on a rope.
that's government, shyt... and rest stops... tend to have groups of more than 10. ;P
so if ur employer has more than ten employees... guess ur not makin that morning quorum.