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think troops will gather in groups of more than ten? "news" reporters? aircraft carriers? or is their another recipe for failure, i missed? ok so... bars... booze... tens... hmmm... macdonald's fries, suck, cold... i know cause that's usually how they come, for me; hence, the salt, gratis... can't stock up on macfries... so now, what? i guess I'd better get a corona, case n that'll b that.
 
I TPd my neighbors house last night!
For fun!!
i love you

were u drunk?

i had to do the hoopty, sober. it's more fun, if ya had a few... "i suspect".
 
I'm on the edge of my toilet seat, wondering... if it'll still b there, when they wake... or if some hoarder, will grab it n tag it. seen what they did to used car, salesman n Mercedes'? they made em rebag n tag, individual units, "pre-owned, toilet paper"... just reading between the cheeks ;P.
 
I'm more concerned about when i get all the tenths of fuel i bought, over my lifetime and the taxes i wish i could pay, for what they withhold from me, at the service stations. next time i get a job, with toilet paper, I'm demanding 9/10's of a cent, more.
 
i better hoard some imodium and cheese. although, i have enough oxy,to never shyt for the rest of my life... when people wise up... they'll simply stop giving a shyt... so to speak.
 
someone should report diesel, for his evening's, activities n fire anyone who has negative word one, to say to him, about it. though, at $8... a roll... he obviously doesn't need a raise ;P. i hope ya used a case, d!
 
i hope 10 people, lent a left hand, d.
a burning of the farenheit 451, for tp...

makin me wanna watch, maximum overdrive, diesel. n then, defiance... if i had the attention span, for either.
 
tp bonfire, at diesel's, tomorrow night (in observation of money grubbing whores, the world, over)! I'll bring some corona.
 
i wood... if we all, lived close enough... bring the coronas... ;P

-true story
 
but I'm not sure diesel could come... there's a sign at the bonfire pit, with a red line, that reads, "must b at least this tall, to ride this freight train".
 
jeep stopped usin em, a few years back, thank baby jezuz.
 
remember the rhinos, from ice age, diesel is tall enough, to watch... remember the dandelion... r u reading, from the shytter??? look at the roll... is it ur last, acorn? ur last, dandelion? ur last, square? NOW! it's time, to panic! call a neighbor... ask whether they'll lend a roll, on the cuff... r they true friends? tell em, ur stranded and u have 9 guests... then, c who ur real neighbors r.
 
y'all r killin me. i need another cup of diuretic latte.
 
nm. someone will include me, as a flu, dead pool, lucky contestant, over the height, of the red line; number 2, so to speak... in laughlin... I'm just kiddin... nobody's killin me.
 
fuck. i forgot to get milk and oj. shit... my bad. i should've panicked.
 
two of my vfw, volunteer, ladies... r rockhounding, probably, as they stagger... hope they brought tp... but it was my mission to get it, so they could play, longer... remember me sayin i had takin care of the pain for someone, for months, to come... my club, buddies dunno i would help the world, if i could... well that voice, across the country... they bought coffee from her, last night... as she staffs a hotel, near a truckstop, off i-40... think they don't have an extra case of tp, lyin around. think that gal ain't grateful? i didn't take a penny. she gave a strange man, a cup of coffee, at 2 in the morning. this is a couple hundred miles, from me... and when my friends get coffee, tonight... they gonna use code: how's ur pain? how r your 24, niece's and nephews... remember, sparechange? his veterans, could use a square, if u can spare it...

isn't that something

she speaks to truckers, who travel north America and then some... i need people to know, the pain crisis, is over...
 
ssdi employs docs, who r human and lie, to keep the fed cash, rollin, minimal, as it is... rather than do that... how bout givin me a job, helpin with the pain n gettin peeps, off opioids... they really do, wanna get paid to go to exotic places, they've never been, get drunk, get laid n get paid, to do it, again, tomorrow... could ya hook a brotha up? or does it pay better, to take insurance payments n deny claims... o wait... that's counterintuitive... if g can't work for a decade n u say she can, but she doesn't... ummm... u still, makin money? or am i puttin myself back to work... because ur money... which is my money... mosh n d & cat's money... has subsidized, my comeback... n soon, you'll get paid. isn't that called a wise, investment? call me crazy. I'm doing more, now... than i ever have, at any job, for any company, with only 2400 a month. go f yourselves, ssdi. go f yourselves.
 
at 1-2 capsules a minute... based on what i used to earn, to get drunk... i... am not smart enough to quantify my worth... at $0.00, per hour and that thousand caps... gone...i have to work, today. i need the money ;P, so i HAVE to work, today... another 1,000 caps=$0.0000000. imma b rich, tomorrow! but it'll come n go and so will we all.
 
and my life has become so much richer, for it.
-quai chang kane
 
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