current season

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i know mbe's is cheaper, but looks more ghetto and I've yet to upgrade this p.o.s. range. plus, it's propane.
f- i gotta check that!

 

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plus

mbe

always drops prices

after ur money is spent

best buy would right that if they sold em...

 

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why can't u diy guys open pool halls

it's any age

my game suffers!

 

[1diesel1]

Liquor store is our only option. State controlled no deliveries no internet sales it is not allowed.
Guess what I’m cooking here for dinner?

 

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so pist

y'all know how hard it is for people to get bleach

she put it in the fucking pool, when the salt cell DOES IT!

any clue how hard it is for people to find

i got that in cali

i need a beer before i pop up a hulk vid

entitlement

 

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esticals?
humans?

it's hard to find

i just have leftovers

times r tough

 

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and i met a 200yr old antique vet

when i went for beer

he said i might wanna get more

so i informed him

just for today

if he wears a mask in

it's free

now i never heard this one before

and his response to family was

all dead

so as he didn't need supplies

i said there must b something i

could do to thank him for his

cervix

and he said

not unless i could dig em up

matter of fact

ol sc has shovel

will travel

I'm just lazy n sore

today

and besides diesel

hadn't come across anyone who had it comin
people go mihisssing in the desert

all the time

i seen pesci

plenty


he lost his lovely wife

during hurricane Katrina

unfortunately

he moved to Colorado and is probably a local, now

and in Colorado

they like their spring water

he ain't wrong about this

being a bud lite water drinker

since his papa

winked at mama

he says to all y'all coors water drinkers

it's because y'all really like bud

which makes him piss alot

so he aims just above the brewery and figures that's what y'all like

so much

 

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i was this close to pacifico

it's a fine product

without lime

hate to waste diarrhea free limes

plus

no 18pk. no case.

-a raging alcoholic

first call in ten

lemme shield my ulcers and gall issue with a lil corona

would u recommend a chaser

or preemptive omeprazole

I'm kind of a pussy

ain't had this high since unlabeled absinth

it's bacardi proof

not vegas everclear

that's how she pulled it off...

 

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allegedly

cali can only sell grandfathered ec

prior to screw u laws

 

[1diesel1]

t

esticals?
humans?

it's hard to find

i just have leftovers

times r tough

Razor clams, not bought I farmed from the ocean beaches of the mighty pacific.

 

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hit me!

 

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Razor clams, not bought I farmed from the ocean beaches of the mighty pacific.

ewe

I'd rather eat a plate of blanched

tapeworms

with a side of bull ballz

 

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if this comes out my nose

and esophagus just says no

I'm snorting lime and crangrape

bottoms up

 

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g's playin bad company

run with the pack

she asked if i played u

robin trower, d

in return for the apology song i told

her about n forgot to play

I'm stalling...

SKEERED!

 

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g said omeprazole

first

done

meh

back of nose

only

like coke drips

better than kettle one

and even belvedere

g wanted me to mix

f no

i can't breathe

i required the cgrape chase

and now

corona n smoke

let us sea

what squirt does!!!
fuckin nova!

 

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g fucked me

there's a floater n discoloration that

ain't louche

in the absinthe

ok... in for a bumpy ride

that's at least $12

if it was living

nothing could've survived it

vang van Gogh lost a fucking ear

over the same situation

who am i to defy

such culture

 

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she made me pour off a shot so i wouldn't get alcohol poisoning

and neglected it

fuck

ain't gonna get this again til turkey day

fuck it

i need the buchner out

anyway

 

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funnel wouldn't sucked up booze

i went strainer

caught no trout

fuck it

whatevers in it

was meant to b refrigerated and was

i think i just swallowed

pace

swear I'm not gay

i mighta made a special cocktail i made for g as a joke

and fuckin dogs make us all

envious anyway

i might have had pineapple

that day

no lie

g says grand funk railroad

captain

god she's old

people were askin for that when i

worked for warehouse ent inc
and they were 200 then

she might b on drugs

-true story

 

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on 396

goin current with big dick daddy

 

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1 at a time?

please

did u not c the $6 tarp