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THC Farmer Smoke Report
INFO
Tester Name :Patty Rick
Strain : Avalanche
Method Smoked : Water Pipe
Grower: Ron V
APPEARANCE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Very Chemmy
Associated smells of bud : Cat Piss, Berry
TASTE
Dominant flavour : Chem
Associated flavours : Almost all chem with a hint of berry goodness
Harsh/smoothness : 8. Goes down smooth but she likes to let you know she's here for the party(1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth)
- cough factor? : yes/no. I leave both cause I'm a cougher by nature. Patty Rick smoked it and simply said "smooth".
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body) 70% head, 30% body
Potency : 8.5. Keep it to one bong load to make this one enjoyable.(1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent)
Duration : 1.5-2 hours(approx length of buzz, from first hit)
Use : Daytime/Bedtime. Be moderate and you'll be having a laughing good time. Smoke too much and we'll be reading Where the sidewalk ends for your goodnight story.
Munchies? : yes/no. Yes. Breakfast burrito's any one.
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine (/)
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine (/) - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity (/) - berry (/) - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus () - orange () - lemon () - lime () - apple () - mango () - grape () - cherry () - tutti frutti ()
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense () - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine (/)
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy () - loam () - dirt () - musty () - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky ()
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
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"Not for first time smokers"
This is a great smoke. The pheno I picked for the report was my favorite. It had bag appeal, Smell, density. Everyone has loved this stuff and keeps coming back. The other pheno's varied in taste, yield, smell, potency (none of them below a 7 in my book). Easy to grow. Kicking my ass for not keeping a cut. It's beyond me how there's still divine gear on the bay. Notice that you haven't read anything bad about his gear. Buy a pack, find you a momma, then wreck shop with the bitch.
Peace,
Ron
INFO
Tester Name :Patty Rick
Strain : Avalanche
Method Smoked : Water Pipe
Grower: Ron V
APPEARANCE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Very Chemmy
Associated smells of bud : Cat Piss, Berry
TASTE
Dominant flavour : Chem
Associated flavours : Almost all chem with a hint of berry goodness
Harsh/smoothness : 8. Goes down smooth but she likes to let you know she's here for the party(1-10, 1 being extremely harsh and 10 being extremely smooth)
- cough factor? : yes/no. I leave both cause I'm a cougher by nature. Patty Rick smoked it and simply said "smooth".
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body (e.g. 80% head 20% body) 70% head, 30% body
Potency : 8.5. Keep it to one bong load to make this one enjoyable.(1-10, 1 being extremely weak and 10 being extremely potent)
Duration : 1.5-2 hours(approx length of buzz, from first hit)
Use : Daytime/Bedtime. Be moderate and you'll be having a laughing good time. Smoke too much and we'll be reading Where the sidewalk ends for your goodnight story.
Munchies? : yes/no. Yes. Breakfast burrito's any one.
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine (/)
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine (/) - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity (/) - berry (/) - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus () - orange () - lemon () - lime () - apple () - mango () - grape () - cherry () - tutti frutti ()
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense () - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine (/)
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy () - loam () - dirt () - musty () - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky ()
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
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"Not for first time smokers"
This is a great smoke. The pheno I picked for the report was my favorite. It had bag appeal, Smell, density. Everyone has loved this stuff and keeps coming back. The other pheno's varied in taste, yield, smell, potency (none of them below a 7 in my book). Easy to grow. Kicking my ass for not keeping a cut. It's beyond me how there's still divine gear on the bay. Notice that you haven't read anything bad about his gear. Buy a pack, find you a momma, then wreck shop with the bitch.
Peace,
Ron