Ever f'd an A-Level(+) porn star/adult model?

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CelticEBE

CelticEBE

Not sure I would shell out 1200 on that girl. Lexi Belle.......maybe a grand.

I had the opportunity to bang a pornstar once. I am a professional body piercer and she was in for a hood piercing. Before I started to clean her up she started rubbing one out on the chair and asked me if I'd fuck her. I declined because as I stated earlier....I'm a professional. Not too mention she had big fake tits and that kinda turns me off.

But if Lexi Belle or Sasha Grey came in and did the same thing.....perhaps I would drop the whole professional bit.
 

SSHZ

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If she's an "A" level hooker, then I'm John Holmes........ for that kind of money she better look like a swimsuit model, screw like a whore, cook like Julia Child and clean like there's no tomorrow. Maybe a "B-" on her best day.........
 
Smokey503ski

Smokey503ski

Who gives a shit on the cost.
Here is how I would look at it... I grow perpetual harvests. Lets say every 2 weeks your pulling down 3 p's. What is a P really cost grow? Me about $300 a P. It is way worth it. $300 for some Porn Pussy is worth it to me. You are going to pay more than that for some bitch anyway in a couple dates or whatever.

And to the guy that watched the porn star rub one out and didnt do anything about it? Your a PUSSY!!! I would of dropped trout the second she asked. You only live once!!!
 
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JoE_AnTiX77

yupp i agree with smokey!! take it if you got it ..ive scored one better than those females and it was alll freee :)
 
deacon1503

deacon1503

Kayla Quinn and Lonnie Waters....both for free. ;)

Gotta say that if Phoenix Marie or Tori Black ever become available, one of those bows that took me 3 months to grow would be an easy trade. Phoenix is as hott as they come.
 
fractal

fractal

If this is a $300 porn star I think she must be a malaysian one or something.

Celtic you are the man, I think lexi belle is hot as fuck too.
 
Smokey503ski

Smokey503ski

You missed the point. I would not get a $300 malaysian hooker and all the STD's with it. I was saying it costs about $300 to grow a pound. That is all I would be paying out of pocket. The rest is profit for pussy from a AAA+++Porn Star.
And the others that have tapped Porn pussy. I hate you!!!
 
Dynamite

Dynamite

I'd drop a P of OGkush for an hour with Sasha Grey !!

I have about had to go to the doc for what looked like rug burns from rubbn it out so many times to her videos..sometimes ya find "that one" that does it for ya ,she my "that one"

shit ,I'd pay a few hundy just to smoke a jay with her and have some good conversation ,she can talk dirty like NO other ,or whatever she's into ..lol..:party0022:

My uncle did low budget porn for awhile ,paid "The Lick Sisters" $2500 for the whole day ,they did some FREAKY shizzle ,he tried going from weed grower to porn producer ,didn't work out ..lol..there is alot of money in porn ..but here in oregon sex for sale is CRAZY bountiful ,ya'd have to go to Nevada to get a better selection ,even then the word "better" may not be proper.. they call portland ,Pornland ..we have more jack shacks and titty bars per capita then any city in america !

if she'd go for the "shocker" like in smokey's avatar ,$1200 aint so bad ..lol..that's only 6 oz's on my books .lol..

more hot chicks have that sticker in their car around the vancouver/camas area ,lol..funny as hell
 
Smokey503ski

Smokey503ski

My girl stuck the Shocker sticker on the back window of my Jeep. It is great seeing the looks on the chicks face when they see it.
What happened with your rub down Dyno? You allergic to something? Wash your hands you dirty bastard. Lol.
I wanna know what you told the doc to your road rash pecker?
But yes Portland is the Jack Shack central. I worked at Nordstroms in Vancouver for a few years and my buddy there had a room mate who worked at Pink Kitty on 82nd by Fremont. I had to go in there. It was worth the $50 to watch her get freaky. Even best when she recognized me at work a little while later.
 
Texas Kid

Texas Kid

Some guy with a light
When I was in Southeast Asia you could actually go out on "dates" with local news caster ladies and station coorespondants....it was about 5k a few years ago and I have seen Japanese business men watching the news and then call up and schedule a date with a chick the saw on the news or in a soap opera or even pick them out of a fashion magazine, it was a trip and everythng is for sale.

Singapore has the "Seven floors of whores" in the middle of town for more organized shopping for love...lol

Brazil is no propblem gettin swimsuit models, porn chicks, dancers and fine ass 19 or 20 somethings, helps to be in shape, those are some fit folks down there..a damn I pod will get ya laid down there, impoverished countries are something else..lol

All that being said, I gotta lb here for Geneveve Jolie if she is ready to smoke and poke..

Tex
 
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Old HAGgler

hahahahahaha this thread is amazing

i'd give + rep to everybody, if i wasnt so damn STONED.

yeah the life is fun, but for those prices you all are talking, a trip to vegas you could fuck 3-4 BANGING girls....


i did get a lap dance from jenna haze last time she was doing her little travel strip club thing. best 50$ OF MY LIFE.

i've got jerkin material til im 60
 
norcal215

norcal215

Garden of Dreams Seed Co
http://www.google.com/images?um=1&h...:1&sa=1&q=dominno&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

$1200/hr


don't "need" to do it, but i'd never otherwise be in a position to stick it in her (pun intended) and could be plain old fun.


man ARE YOU SERIOUS? one thing that my grandpa told me when i was like 8 was boy there are two thing that you never pay for in life and that is pussy and water. second why would you want to fuck some beat up roastbeef curtains that only god himself know who and how many dicks been laid to rest by that puuuuuussssay!
you would more likely get more pleasure balls deep in a jar of warm mayonnaise, have you everseen a porn star look like she seriously enjoyed being banged, plus most just lay there taking it looking like a straight retard with those ugly ass fuckfaces, the only difference between a necrofeliac and a porn star is a faint fucking pulse!!!!! enjoy......1200 hr wtf is wrong with this picture to even ponder should you do it?
 
Texas Kid

Texas Kid

Some guy with a light
I've had real relationships that cost me about $1200 an hour so that doesn't sound that bad...lol

Tex
 
jah_hoover

jah_hoover

This thread is funny lol,, all i can say is if your ugly mofo then you have to pay for fine ass pussy coz thats the only way. These days you can find many beautyfull ladies ready for porn action and its free.............Hit the clubs and get out, so much pussy out there its unbelievable:)
 
Texas Kid

Texas Kid

Some guy with a light
Ya miss the whole point of droppin some coin on a porn star experience...no goin out, no goin to bars, no chattin up some silly hot chick, no fakin you like them, no buying drinks, no pretenting to like to drink, none of that craziness.....sounds like alot of work to me.

If you start addin the pure sex only moments with your chick or live in or wife or whatever, your paying $1200+ an hour for straight sex whether you like it or not...been there done that, got and lost the t-shirt a few times.

Tex
 
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SolidGold

exactly, tk! my time is nearly priceless to me, so to be able to creep on my old lady with a woman who is, in my opinion, highly shagable, without having to deal with the bullshit of spending hours in some shitty club playing dumb kiddie hip-hop and smelling like booze all the while pretending to be interested in anything but spreading a batch of baby batter across her DDDs is worth the $$$.

too many guys let their egos make proud decisions without consulting with their brain first.
 
altitudefarmer

altitudefarmer

I'd only pay if she was willing to put the punani on LAYAWAY for a couple months, so I'd have time to isolate it and make sure there is no powdery mildew, mites, thrips or any other nasty critters. Might want to hit that up with some Azamax before you plant anything in it. I prefer the Co2 method, but that's difficult unless she's willing to wear a full latex body suit. If it smells like Organicide, don't trust it. Just my 2 cents... lmao
 
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