For a laugh; You know it was some good shit when;

[putembk]

True story: Me and a friend were trippin on orange sunshine in the late 60's. Beside the acid we were smoking drinking and trying to unload some smoke. As we were making the rounds a cop in some hick town pulled us over. I was in the passenger seat freaking out contemplating spending a night at the crowbar hotel. (jail) The cop walked up ask for my buddies license and my friend was so stoned that he pulled out his wallet and handed the cop a twenty dollar bill. The cop (Barney Fife) simply asked "what is this" and suddenly my friend came out of it and grabbed the twenty and handed him his drivers license. The cop looked at it...told us we had a tail light out and let us go.

 

[Oregon Panda]

I left my apartment to smoke some bowls with a friend a few blocks away. Forgot the bowls, walk back to my apartment. An asian family looks at me in horror when I walk in. Wrong apartment!

You know it was some good shit when you cant tell the difference between the letters J and I .

 

[fractal]

A good neville's haze will have me so high I can't understand spoken language, like listening to the radio or watching TV, I know they are speaking english but I cannot figure out what they are saying. That is when you know you have some good shit.

 

[azmmjadvocates]

One time I went to hash bar in LA and smoked some of this maui wowie full melt, and when I left I was driving home and forgot what my name was. Started to panic a little I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty fucked up.

Then there is the shit that your setting on the couch, the sun warming your face as it beams through the window, you spark one up.. Suddenly you break out of your trance to realize your Tv is the only light in the room lol..

 

[azmmjadvocates]

True story: Me and a friend were trippin on orange sunshine in the late 60's. Beside the acid we were smoking drinking and trying to unload some smoke. As we were making the rounds a cop in some hick town pulled us over. I was in the passenger seat freaking out contemplating spending a night at the crowbar hotel. (jail) The cop walked up ask for my buddies license and my friend was so stoned that he pulled out his wallet and handed the cop a twenty dollar bill. The cop (Barney Fife) simply asked "what is this" and suddenly my friend came out of it and grabbed the twenty and handed him his drivers license. The cop looked at it...told us we had a tail light out and let us go.

This reminded me of a story back to when I was 18 and us kids we cruised a brick street called Box Butte. So anyway me and my buddies are cruising the Butte passing around a spliff, next thing you know I notice a Cop sitting behind me at a red light,,, I signal the warning to my buddies.. It was dark so hopefully he wasn't going to see the smoke rolling out the window... I take off nice and easy as the light turns green, sure enough his lights come on..

"you having some problems son?" ahhh no sir,, "know why I pulled you over son" ahhh taillight? "nope" No sir,, "You sat through 2 light cycles with me behind you" Now about the time he said that, I was no longer stoned lol.. He let me go..

This is a good point to, because I don't know about anyone else but during some of the harshest laws on books the cops could really be pretty cool back in the day.. Does it seem like there is a higher percentage of Dick cops these days?

 

[baba G]

lol...in San Rafael back in the late 90's I sat at a blinking red light for a few mins...we were torquing a heavy bowl of some lebanese hash..lol
Was a side road to the main road and as soon as I finally realized it ain't turning GReen, I went and saw a copper around the corner. Good times, lol

 

[azmmjadvocates]

I'm surprised no one has tried to bet bud in a Colorado casino yet...

I'll see that trainwreck and raise you some girl scout cookies!

- I'm in! I've anted up my AK-47!

Raise ya GREEN CRACK!

LMFAO!

Damm you, now you planted the subconscious seed lol.. Don't think that would come out for real with just weed, but get a few drink and weed in the pocket i'd say it's destine to happen lol..

 

[Animal Chin]

I smoked my first bowl in the summer of 82. I was 12 and after I smoked I ate a brownie and saw the devils face in the brownie. Not sure if I got high from the THC or the mold and paraquat. :)

 

[stutter]

you know you have good shit when you walk around the house doing chores but you never get anything done because you cant remember where you were going and get sidetracked on the way.

watching tv you go get a drink of water but when you get back you realised you left the remote in the kitchen so you go to get it but on your way there you see some unopened mail so you head over and open that up.... just junk mail so you take it to the bin, but the bin is full so you take it out. when you come back you forget to put the bin liner in and then head back to the couch only to find you still havnt got the remote. on the way back to the kitchen you spot the bin liners and put one in the bin. on the way back to the tv you spot the remote grab it but when you get there you realise there is nothing on and you werent going to watch tv anymore you were going to do some gardening after that drink of water.

that shit literally happens to me everyday lol maybe i should lay off the sativas

 

[Cort]

you know you have good shit when you walk around the house doing chores but you never get anything done because you cant remember where you were going and get sidetracked on the way.

watching tv you go get a drink of water but when you get back you realised you left the remote in the kitchen so you go to get it but on your way there you see some unopened mail so you head over and open that up.... just junk mail so you take it to the bin, but the bin is full so you take it out. when you come back you forget to put the bin liner in and then head back to the couch only to find you still havnt got the remote. on the way back to the kitchen you spot the bin liners and put one in the bin. on the way back to the tv you spot the remote grab it but when you get there you realise there is nothing on and you werent going to watch tv anymore you were going to do some gardening after that drink of water.

that shit literally happens to me everyday lol maybe i should lay off the sativas

I drink vodka + energy drinks to get house chores done. Get so wasted I can disregard distractions, but so amped up I have the urge to clean.

It dont work that great, house is always a mess... but its fun.

 

[putembk]

you know you have good shit when you walk around the house doing chores but you never get anything done because you cant remember where you were going and get sidetracked on the way.

watching tv you go get a drink of water but when you get back you realised you left the remote in the kitchen so you go to get it but on your way there you see some unopened mail so you head over and open that up.... just junk mail so you take it to the bin, but the bin is full so you take it out. when you come back you forget to put the bin liner in and then head back to the couch only to find you still havnt got the remote. on the way back to the kitchen you spot the bin liners and put one in the bin. on the way back to the tv you spot the remote grab it but when you get there you realise there is nothing on and you werent going to watch tv anymore you were going to do some gardening after that drink of water.

that shit literally happens to me everyday lol maybe i should lay off the sativas

Same thing happens to me but am thinking it's a combination of smoking and age. I can tell you anything that happened in the 60's but can't remember where I put anything. I spend half my day looking for stuff I laid down somewhere and can't find. This day in 1969 was the closing day of Woodstock, pretty much the first time I ever smoked. Been stoned ever since.

 

[GI JO]

Years ago, at a cousin's wedding, my brother went outside to have a smoke. He came back in, grabbed a drink and started dancing with a cute girl. Took him about 1/2 an hour to realize he had come back to the wrong room and was at someone else's wedding.

 

[ttystikk]

Years ago, at a cousin's wedding, my brother went outside to have a smoke. He came back in, grabbed a drink and started dancing with a cute girl. Took him about 1/2 an hour to realize he had come back to the wrong room and was at someone else's wedding.

So did he get her phone number... or was it the bride?! LOL

 

[Seamaiden]

I smoked my first bowl in the summer of 82. I was 12 and after I smoked I ate a brownie and saw the devils face in the brownie. Not sure if I got high from the THC or the mold and paraquat. :)

Ok, you're not that kid I got so high at the bus stop that you puked, are you? The Heights, 1978... no, you couldn't be, four years too early! I got that guy high a few times and I finally stopped because he *really* tripped out every time (the puking got old, but it was a lot of fun to watch his face turn green), it got scary.


It's been hella days since I've been so high that I did ANY of these things, but I do remember one time driving out of Uptown Whittier, sitting at the light at Colima on Mar Vista. I was toking my bowl, looked over, and there's a Whittier cop just staring right at me. I just kinda nodded, he scowled at me, I thought I was busted, off he went. Going the wrong way down a 1-way street, back when Uptown was almost nothing *but* 1-way streets.


You know it was some good shit when you got so high you left your Annie Green Springs wine at the park where you went TO get high.


You know it was some good shit when you took the wrong way outta Trestles!


You know it was some good shit when the deputy shined his spotlight into your eyes and the response was giggling.



I smoked my first bowl when I was 10yo. One of my friends, someone with an older brother AND sister, apparently not only knew that my folks smoked weed, but where they kept it. I was SHOCKED, absolutely shocked I tell you! That first bowl of mersh (you old timers remember mersh, aka commercial, right?) gave me a headache after it got me high, but from that point onward I knew weed and me, we were gonna be friends for a LONG time. Me love you long time!

 

[Animal Chin]

Ok, you're not that kid I got so high at the bus stop that you puked, are you? The Heights, 1978... no, you couldn't be, four years too early! I got that guy high a few times and I finally stopped because he *really* tripped out every time (the puking got old, but it was a lot of fun to watch his face turn green), it got scary.


It's been hella days since I've been so high that I did ANY of these things, but I do remember one time driving out of Uptown Whittier, sitting at the light at Colima on Mar Vista. I was toking my bowl, looked over, and there's a Whittier cop just staring right at me. I just kinda nodded, he scowled at me, I thought I was busted, off he went. Going the wrong way down a 1-way street, back when Uptown was almost nothing *but* 1-way streets.


You know it was some good shit when you got so high you left your Annie Green Springs wine at the park where you went TO get high.


You know it was some good shit when you took the wrong way outta Trestles!


You know it was some good shit when the deputy shined his spotlight into your eyes and the response was giggling.



I smoked my first bowl when I was 10yo. One of my friends, someone with an older brother AND sister, apparently not only knew that my folks smoked weed, but where they kept it. I was SHOCKED, absolutely shocked I tell you! That first bowl of mersh (you old timers remember mersh, aka commercial, right?) gave me a headache after it got me high, but from that point onward I knew weed and me, we were gonna be friends for a LONG time. Me love you long time!

No that wasnt me but I did have to lay down last year after eating an edible...and that was at age 42. I don't do wax but felt like a was 12 again after trying that a couple years ago. I smoke everyday but just enough for a head change. I'm a light weight even though I'm 6'4 250.

 

[altitudefarmer]

I frequently wake up in the morning with a bowl in one hand and a lighter in the other, and crusty mouth-corners from drooling in my sleep...
My Wi-Fi cut hits me hard, yo.

Haha

 

[chickenman]

One time was working at a supermarket. We would drink beer after work in parking lot. The security guard ratted on us so we got even. My buddy took a shit in paper towel and wrapped it up and put it In His jacket pocket hanging on coat in break room. The guard grabbed his jacket, put it on. He reached into pocket and took out the rolled up towels said.. What the hell is this? It's all warm. He started to unwrap and suddenly realized what it was and got really pissed and threw it towards us but it was somewhat runny and it got all over him as he attempted to hurl it at us. He never returned so beers one again post work...now that's some good shit...

 

[PButter]

Ma and Pa sold their place back East this past spring. About a month before they put it on the market Pops called and was like 'Do you know anything about a paper bag with all sorts of other bags in it?' I was like shit man, that could be anything. He went on to tell me there was like a qp of some 'old ass' looking dope and all sorts of plastic bags with neat looking square papers in them(it had to be acid). FUCK! where did you find it and when can you get it to me!? He had found it in the ceiling above my old closet and just got done flushing everything.
PB

 

[azmmjadvocates]

Same thing happens to me but am thinking it's a combination of smoking and age. I can tell you anything that happened in the 60's but can't remember where I put anything. I spend half my day looking for stuff I laid down somewhere and can't find. This day in 1969 was the closing day of Woodstock, pretty much the first time I ever smoked. Been stoned ever since.

I can certainly relate to thinking it's a combination of things, but my wife doesn't smoke and forgets shit like crazy,,in fact I hurt my side laughing when she discovered the keys in the fridge... I told her smoking may help you forget less.. lol...

 

[azmmjadvocates]

You know it was some good shit when the deputy shined his spotlight into your eyes and the response was giggling.

That is the best shit there is,, the giggle shit,,, in the face of eminent death. The kind of shit that the harder you try to hold it in, the more it builds until it just starts to squeak out, the more pressure that builds against your lips the more squeaky the sound,, lol and a chain reaction ensues,,,everyone who has partaken,,, is doomed. Just like the contagious infection of a yawn..lol