G gnome
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Pops must b hung like a horse haha
basseye
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Congrats pops,hope you guys have another 27 to come.you really wanna get some brownie points and impress her start talking about the first time you 2 met and what you were thinking,she'll be like butter the rest of the day.most of em reallylike that sentimental shit lol.
SeaF0ur
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I'm sure it involves a contract....
(SLAVE hereby applies to Papa)
1.0.0 SLAVE's Role ^
The SLAVE agrees to submit completely to the MASTER in all ways. There are no boundaries of place, time, or situation in which the SLAVE may wilfully refuse to obey the directive of the MASTER without risking punishment, except in situations where the SLAVE's veto (see section 1.0.1) applies. The SLAVE also agrees that, once entered into the slavery Contract, their body belongs to their MASTER, to be used as seen fit, within the guidelines defined herein. All of the SLAVE's possessions likewise belong to the MASTER, including all assets, finances, and material goods, to do with as the MASTER sees fit. The SLAVE agrees to please the MASTER to the best of their ability, in that they now exist solely for the pleasure of said MASTER.
^
The SLAVE, where appropriate, holds veto power over any command given by the MASTER, at which time they may rightfully refuse to obey that command. This power may only be invoked under the following circumstances, or where agreed by both MASTER and SLAVE:
a) Where said command conflicts with any existing laws and may lead to fines, arrest, or prosecution of the SLAVE.
b) Where said command may cause extreme damage to SLAVE's life, such as losing their job, causing family stress, etc.
c) Where said command may cause permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0) to the SLAVE.
^
The MASTER accepts the responsibility of the SLAVE's body and worldly possessions, to do with as the MASTER sees fit, under the provisions determined in this contract. The MASTER agrees to care for the SLAVE, to arrange for the safety and well-being o f the SLAVE, as long as the MASTER owns the SLAVE. The MASTER also accepts the commitment, to train the SLAVE, punish the SLAVE, love the SLAVE, and use the SLAVE as he sees fit.
^
The SLAVE agrees to accept any punishment the MASTER decides to inflict to any degree, whether earned or not.
^
Punishment of the SLAVE is subject to certain rules designed to protect the SLAVE from intentional abuse or permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0). Punishment must not incur permanent bodily harm, or the following forms of abuse:
a) Drastic loss of circulation that may cause loss of a extremity
b) Causing internal bleeding
^
Since the body of the SLAVE now belongs to the MASTER, it is the MASTER's responsibility to protect that body from permanent bodily harm. Should the SLAVE ever come to permanent bodily harm during the course of punishment or in any other slavery-related activity, by intention, it will be grounds for immediate termination of this contract, should the SLAVE so desire. Permanent bodily harm shall be determined as:
a) Death
b) Any damage that involves loss of permanent mobility or function, including broken bones.
^
The SLAVE may not seek any other MASTER or lover or relate to others in any sexual or submissive way without the MASTER's permission. To do so will be considered a breach of contract, and will result in extreme punishment. The MASTER may accept other SLAVEs or lovers. The SLAVE may not speak to anyone unless spoken to or told to by MASTER or MASTER has given previous authorization. SLAVE will assist MASTER with training of other SLAVEs when MASTER so orders. The MASTER may give the SLAVE to other MASTERs, SLAVE will respect and conduct himself in such manner he would his own MASTER or as other MASTER directs, provided the rules of attached contract are upheld and signed or overseen by current MASTER. In such a situation, the MASTER will inform the new MASTER of the provisions stated herein, and the MASTER will consider any breach by the new MASTER a breach as well, subject to all rules stated in this contract.
^
SLAVE may not have sex in any way shape or form with himself unless so directed or permitted by MASTER.
^
SLAVE agrees to only wear what MASTER allows SLAVE to wear, except what is required for work, but SLAVE will wear anything under work attire MASTER desires; such as, chastity belt, butt plugs, chains, etc. and not remove anything under any circumstances unless previous permission is granted.
^
SLAVE agrees to speak in only manner MASTER desires and at all times in presence or not. SLAVE will conform to that manner that is expected. Any alteration from that form in any degree will automatically be grounds for very extreme punishment.
^
MASTER will monitor bodily function and permission must be granted before such need be carried out. Unless previously arranged for event such as work atmosphere. MASTER as well as when and how administered will determine food & drink, unless prior permission is granted.
^
SLAVE agrees and is expected to, 24 hours a day 7 days a week, take MASTERs urine and cum, either internally orally or anally or externally.
^
All physical evidence of the slavery will be kept in total secrecy, except where MASTER decides. Any violation of this clause shall be cause to terminate this contract, should the MASTER wish it. The materials and physical evidence shall Be kept under lock and key in a place acceptable to the MASTER.
^
Will work a part-time job of choice that MASTER allows or one obtained by MASTER and will notify MASTER of work schedule. SLAVE will always be at home then MASTER is home. Unless MASTER gives prior consent.
^
SLAVE will maintain household cleaning and yard work. At times will be expected to do some cooking.
^
This contract may not be altered, except by MASTER. If the contract is altered, the new contract shall be printed and signed, and then the old contract must be destroyed.
^
This contract may be terminated at any time by the MASTER, but never by the SLAVE, except under special conditions explained within this contract. Upon termination, all materials and belongings shall belong to the MASTER, to be shared or kept as the MASTER sees fit. The SLAVE, owning nothing and having agreed to give up all worldly possessions and body to the MASTER, shall once again own their body, but nothing else, unless the MASTER decides to give back the previously owned possessions.
^
Contract may be transferred to another MASTER if MASTER is unable to keep services of SLAVE. As they see acceptable or appropriate. MASTER is at anytime authorized to transfer, sell SLAVE to another MASTER.
^
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to give everything I own to my MASTER and further accept their claim of ownership over my physical body. I understand that I will be commanded and trained and punished as a SLAVE, and I promise to be true, conduct no illegal activity and to fulfil the pleasures and desires of my MASTER to the best of my abilities. I understand that I cannot withdraw from this contract except as stated in this contract.
Signature: ___________________________________________
^
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to accept this SLAVE as my property, body and possessions, and to care for them to the best of my ability. I shall provide for their security and well being and command them, train them, and punish them as a SLAVE. I understand the responsibility implicit in this arrangement. I further understand that I can withdraw, transfer or sell this contract at any time.
Signature: _____________________________________________
(SLAVE hereby applies to Papa)
1.0.0 SLAVE's Role ^
The SLAVE agrees to submit completely to the MASTER in all ways. There are no boundaries of place, time, or situation in which the SLAVE may wilfully refuse to obey the directive of the MASTER without risking punishment, except in situations where the SLAVE's veto (see section 1.0.1) applies. The SLAVE also agrees that, once entered into the slavery Contract, their body belongs to their MASTER, to be used as seen fit, within the guidelines defined herein. All of the SLAVE's possessions likewise belong to the MASTER, including all assets, finances, and material goods, to do with as the MASTER sees fit. The SLAVE agrees to please the MASTER to the best of their ability, in that they now exist solely for the pleasure of said MASTER.
^
The SLAVE, where appropriate, holds veto power over any command given by the MASTER, at which time they may rightfully refuse to obey that command. This power may only be invoked under the following circumstances, or where agreed by both MASTER and SLAVE:
a) Where said command conflicts with any existing laws and may lead to fines, arrest, or prosecution of the SLAVE.
b) Where said command may cause extreme damage to SLAVE's life, such as losing their job, causing family stress, etc.
c) Where said command may cause permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0) to the SLAVE.
^
The MASTER accepts the responsibility of the SLAVE's body and worldly possessions, to do with as the MASTER sees fit, under the provisions determined in this contract. The MASTER agrees to care for the SLAVE, to arrange for the safety and well-being o f the SLAVE, as long as the MASTER owns the SLAVE. The MASTER also accepts the commitment, to train the SLAVE, punish the SLAVE, love the SLAVE, and use the SLAVE as he sees fit.
^
The SLAVE agrees to accept any punishment the MASTER decides to inflict to any degree, whether earned or not.
^
Punishment of the SLAVE is subject to certain rules designed to protect the SLAVE from intentional abuse or permanent bodily harm (see 4.0.0). Punishment must not incur permanent bodily harm, or the following forms of abuse:
a) Drastic loss of circulation that may cause loss of a extremity
b) Causing internal bleeding
^
Since the body of the SLAVE now belongs to the MASTER, it is the MASTER's responsibility to protect that body from permanent bodily harm. Should the SLAVE ever come to permanent bodily harm during the course of punishment or in any other slavery-related activity, by intention, it will be grounds for immediate termination of this contract, should the SLAVE so desire. Permanent bodily harm shall be determined as:
a) Death
b) Any damage that involves loss of permanent mobility or function, including broken bones.
^
The SLAVE may not seek any other MASTER or lover or relate to others in any sexual or submissive way without the MASTER's permission. To do so will be considered a breach of contract, and will result in extreme punishment. The MASTER may accept other SLAVEs or lovers. The SLAVE may not speak to anyone unless spoken to or told to by MASTER or MASTER has given previous authorization. SLAVE will assist MASTER with training of other SLAVEs when MASTER so orders. The MASTER may give the SLAVE to other MASTERs, SLAVE will respect and conduct himself in such manner he would his own MASTER or as other MASTER directs, provided the rules of attached contract are upheld and signed or overseen by current MASTER. In such a situation, the MASTER will inform the new MASTER of the provisions stated herein, and the MASTER will consider any breach by the new MASTER a breach as well, subject to all rules stated in this contract.
^
SLAVE may not have sex in any way shape or form with himself unless so directed or permitted by MASTER.
^
SLAVE agrees to only wear what MASTER allows SLAVE to wear, except what is required for work, but SLAVE will wear anything under work attire MASTER desires; such as, chastity belt, butt plugs, chains, etc. and not remove anything under any circumstances unless previous permission is granted.
^
SLAVE agrees to speak in only manner MASTER desires and at all times in presence or not. SLAVE will conform to that manner that is expected. Any alteration from that form in any degree will automatically be grounds for very extreme punishment.
^
MASTER will monitor bodily function and permission must be granted before such need be carried out. Unless previously arranged for event such as work atmosphere. MASTER as well as when and how administered will determine food & drink, unless prior permission is granted.
^
SLAVE agrees and is expected to, 24 hours a day 7 days a week, take MASTERs urine and cum, either internally orally or anally or externally.
^
All physical evidence of the slavery will be kept in total secrecy, except where MASTER decides. Any violation of this clause shall be cause to terminate this contract, should the MASTER wish it. The materials and physical evidence shall Be kept under lock and key in a place acceptable to the MASTER.
^
Will work a part-time job of choice that MASTER allows or one obtained by MASTER and will notify MASTER of work schedule. SLAVE will always be at home then MASTER is home. Unless MASTER gives prior consent.
^
SLAVE will maintain household cleaning and yard work. At times will be expected to do some cooking.
^
This contract may not be altered, except by MASTER. If the contract is altered, the new contract shall be printed and signed, and then the old contract must be destroyed.
^
This contract may be terminated at any time by the MASTER, but never by the SLAVE, except under special conditions explained within this contract. Upon termination, all materials and belongings shall belong to the MASTER, to be shared or kept as the MASTER sees fit. The SLAVE, owning nothing and having agreed to give up all worldly possessions and body to the MASTER, shall once again own their body, but nothing else, unless the MASTER decides to give back the previously owned possessions.
^
Contract may be transferred to another MASTER if MASTER is unable to keep services of SLAVE. As they see acceptable or appropriate. MASTER is at anytime authorized to transfer, sell SLAVE to another MASTER.
^
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to give everything I own to my MASTER and further accept their claim of ownership over my physical body. I understand that I will be commanded and trained and punished as a SLAVE, and I promise to be true, conduct no illegal activity and to fulfil the pleasures and desires of my MASTER to the best of my abilities. I understand that I cannot withdraw from this contract except as stated in this contract.
Signature: ___________________________________________
^
I have read and fully understand this contract in its entirety. I agree to accept this SLAVE as my property, body and possessions, and to care for them to the best of my ability. I shall provide for their security and well being and command them, train them, and punish them as a SLAVE. I understand the responsibility implicit in this arrangement. I further understand that I can withdraw, transfer or sell this contract at any time.
Signature: _____________________________________________
Papa Indica
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Dude, someone who's as big an asshole as I am doesn't stay married for 27 years without knowing how to deal with her.
In every way. @G gnome lol
Papa Indica
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No fucking slave here bro! I'm the man of this household, one of the reasons it's worked this long. :)
putembk
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Congrats you o'l geezer. You and your wife are succeeding in the roller coaster of life. This summer it will be 42 years for me. You are right SeaFOur....she is the boss and I am the slave.....
My back is screaming at me today. Shoveling all the wet heavy snow might have something to do with it. Forecast is calling for another 6 to 8" later today and tomorrow. Oh joy.
Back to the vape for a second. I have a PAX and like it but it uses a lot more product, the taste is better but all strains are somewhat the same taste as well. The high is different and somewhat diluted. I don't like the fact that you have to smoke the whole bowl at one time rather that taking a hit now and then. Battery goes dead and you have to clean it all the time. I am sure there are other products that work better but I find myself using a one hitter pipe for a nice buzz and good flavor. IMHO.....
Thinking I have caused enough trouble for now....smoke on potheads......
My back is screaming at me today. Shoveling all the wet heavy snow might have something to do with it. Forecast is calling for another 6 to 8" later today and tomorrow. Oh joy.
Back to the vape for a second. I have a PAX and like it but it uses a lot more product, the taste is better but all strains are somewhat the same taste as well. The high is different and somewhat diluted. I don't like the fact that you have to smoke the whole bowl at one time rather that taking a hit now and then. Battery goes dead and you have to clean it all the time. I am sure there are other products that work better but I find myself using a one hitter pipe for a nice buzz and good flavor. IMHO.....
Thinking I have caused enough trouble for now....smoke on potheads......
Papa Indica
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Someone mentioned that they didn't get the body stone from it, just a head high. Where my body is so weakened anyway too much body stone messes me up and I might not notice it's absence so much as someone else, I already have a heavy body stone all the time! lol
Papa Indica
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The differences can be subtle with some of them, not so much with others from my own short experience.
A couple things I like about my Solo:
You put the product into the end of glass tube mouthpiece and I get no mess in the vape itself other than I see where I might want to swab the bottom of the heating chamber with a q-tip and a bit of alcohol at some point.
I can use it while it's plugged in and I have a plug right next to me so I can still sit right here in my recliner and puff away while it's charging.
It takes a fairly small amount to fill it, making it an excellent personal vape for me, I was wasting a lot of weed with my water pipes. If I pack just a little more in 2 people can easily get a half dozen hits each, which is plenty, more than enough really.
It's just like so many other things with weed and life in general, it's all a matter of perspective and choices. I've gone through so many changes in my preferred manner of smoking in my life, going back and forth between joints, dry pipes, water pipes, and now the vaporizer. Gone through using different types of papers, different styles of dry pipes, and different types of water pipes.
:)
putembk
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Good points Papa....
For me personally the taste and aroma is as or even more important than the high. I don't like a water pipe, never clean and tastes like ass. A joint is nice every once in a while but after a couple of hits it tastes like ass as well. The Vape has great flavor but like you said not so much body high. I love my little hitter pipe. Great taste, flavor and I can take it with me where ever I go.
For me personally the taste and aroma is as or even more important than the high. I don't like a water pipe, never clean and tastes like ass. A joint is nice every once in a while but after a couple of hits it tastes like ass as well. The Vape has great flavor but like you said not so much body high. I love my little hitter pipe. Great taste, flavor and I can take it with me where ever I go.
Papa Indica
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Oh, and thank you. Congrats to you as well, that's a long time. It takes work to make a relationship last that long, too many people today don't want to put the effort into making a relationship work.
Go easy on that back man.
G gnome
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I agree. I like my dugout and hitter. I use it a lot when i go fishin
G gnome
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I think im gonna go n by another boat today.....i need a small boat for fishin the river by my house n the boat i got is too big. I need one w a short shaft engine.
My buddies father in law has one im gonna go look at today....its a shalllow "v" 14' boat w a lil 20hp motor perfect for the river
My buddies father in law has one im gonna go look at today....its a shalllow "v" 14' boat w a lil 20hp motor perfect for the river
tattoojim
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Congrats papa..
Been a busy morning, .. went to the hydro shop fer t5 bulbs and thrive alive. Went for ever clear, chilled and rinsed about a gallon a trim. Washed all my half gl jars. Got pipes soaking, about to clean.
On top of my normal rounds I still managed a shower and shave, kinds shave...ftw
Been a busy morning, .. went to the hydro shop fer t5 bulbs and thrive alive. Went for ever clear, chilled and rinsed about a gallon a trim. Washed all my half gl jars. Got pipes soaking, about to clean.
On top of my normal rounds I still managed a shower and shave, kinds shave...ftw
420 lyfePpP
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Wouldn't think but alot of hacks setting fire and putting people in danger. Check out B.H.O. fails on YouTube.
ArcticOrange
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That and idiots in colorado getting too stoned cause theyve never smoked before and think its cool to eat 5 edibles and do a dab.
tattoojim
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ArcticOrange
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Looks damm good.
Cant wait for this budder to cool. 12 hours on the warmer setting to keep temps down, decarbed before hand. 1oz of trim per stick of butter.
ArcticOrange
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Not for public consumption
tattoojim
Unknown farmer
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I normally run 180+g per 5 sticks. Sugar trim.and fluff. No decarbing before hand
tattoojim
Unknown farmer
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Loose 1 stick in the process
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