Anthony Weiner

:giggle

There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner

does this guy look live beavis to anyone else?

How boobs got their name

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVn27YXEWho[/YOUTUBE]:D

Emails from an asshole

Original ad:

I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!
From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses.

My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm.

I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one.

You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment.

The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them.

I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start?

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!!

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie,

I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity.

Mike

From Stephanie ******* to Me
No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested

From Mike Anderson to Stephanie *********
Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.


:giggle

I LOVE to laugh when im stoned and WOW!!! LOVE the posts hahahahaha the dead horses one is murdering me!

lol these are just great hahahah the dog one I thought i was gonna die when I first saw it when I was smoking! check out their website a few hours worth of entertainment just lookin at purdy piktures hahaha:banana1sv6:

ahhh the far side:D

Havent seen the far sides in forever! :bow Be funny to post a real sign like that on your place and just hide by the tree waiting for someone to read it and jump out hahah

:d

heres one I edited real quick from a awesome adult themed anime lol FUNNY AS HELL all the way through but the pic should speak that hahaha

Back in High school arounf 1972 we cut 7th and 8th period, to go poach fish at this lake with huge bass. My friend Dave had a 1962ish impala his Dad Clyde gave to him. Clyde was a disabled Irish San Francisco fireman, big belly red face from drinking. We had to go to Daves to pick up fishing rods. He lived on a cornor. We arrived at his house and Clyde was standing outside with a garden hose in one hand watering the lawn a vodka drink in the other. We pulled up and he was pissed. A notice came in the mail that day saying Dave was not attending 7th and 8th period. He was yelling the whole time as Dave ran in and got the fishing rods. We got out as quick as possible. About 5 houses down the Impala ran out of gas. We started to push the car in reverse back to Daves, I was pushing from the front hood and Dave was steering the car from the drivers side. The open drivers door caught on a parked cars front bumper and busted right off onto the ground. I said dont worry and put the door back on, clicked it shut, rolled the window down so we could steer it home. As soon as Clyde saw us pushing the car home and found out we ran out of gas he really got upset, Daves cutting school, cant keep gas in car, he decided no more car,Clyde went to get the keys and when he opened the door it fell in the gutter, I ran off till he cooled down and as punishment we had to work to pay for new hinges which we immediatly went to junk yard to get. On the way Clyde cooled down and admitted hes done the same thing not once but TWICE!!! Clyde yelled at us a lot but he was a good father and understood us kids who really were not bad boys...just boys

Good story chicken!

lol:icon_animal26: who doesnt love to laugh! :hi

Yum Yum Its SPICY!!!!

chickenman said:

View attachment 154787

Yum Yum Its SPICY!!!!

Click to expand...

LOL I saw those when I was up in canada!!! zellers or zehrs whatever its called hehehe

:hi Lets get some more people posting in here! :hi

My friend Cedrick was a sheep farmer in New Zealand. He had his sheep dog, Newt trained on command to hump the sheep. Hed yell out ROOT EM Newt ROOT EM and sure enough the dog would hump away till he commanded ENOUGH NOW NEWT and the dog would instantly dismount. Now thats a well trained dog to start and stop fucking on command....

chickenman said:

My friend Cedrick was a sheep farmer in New Zealand. He had his sheep dog, Newt trained on command to hump the sheep. Hed yell out ROOT EM Newt ROOT EM and sure enough the dog would hump away till he commanded ENOUGH NOW NEWT and the dog would instantly dismount. Now thats a well trained dog to start and stop fucking on command....

Click to expand...

bahahahhahah