Growers Haiku

[Seamaiden]

I'm pretty loose with my haiku rules, just try to make it more esoteric if you can. I use the 5/7/5 model. Let's see what we can come up with on the fly, because making haiku massages the brain.

Daytime coming, spray!
Racing clouds within azure
In small things, terror


:mmm Growers Haiku. Make some.


Your turn.

 

[fractal]

Working garden tough

Muscles ache I am thirsty

Kratom and Oxy

 

[AlienBoyD7]

G-13 Kush Haze , Saucers Full Of Wind And Rain, Cops And Rippers Miss

 

[Pandaman]

Sun goes and I'm sad
Sun comes out and I'm happy
Fucking grow, DAMMIT!


er... Peace

 

[Tobor the 8th Man]

Outdoor growing is mostly forbidden.

But in my closet my plants are hidden.

 

[Tobor the 8th Man]

LOL at pandaman's.

 

[AlienBoyD7]

The Seed Swindlers Kiss... Dance The Wonders Yet Revealed... AlienBoy Chops

 

[monkeybone]

My B.H.O Vape
starts my day in a nice way
and keeps it going smooth

 

[monkeybone]

lights are coming on
get off your lazy ass hat
she has a nice rack

 

[supasticky]

Watching the plants grow
My eyes watch as life is made
season by season

 

[monkeybone]

another day is here
dmv sucks monkey balls
plates expired now, shit

 

[Seamaiden]

Watching the plants grow
My eyes watch as life is made
season by season

Supa's gettin' props for the haiku action.

I have to think for a moment... :thinking


Ruminating now
Nutrient profiles running
Forgetting spraying

 

[monkeybone]

I am happy now
no more expired tags for me
time for some honey

 

[supasticky]

lol thanks seamaiden :)

as days become hot
my seeds will turn to monsters
the sky's the limit!

-Supa

 

[motherlode]

I cant think of shit
too many rips from the bong
take another hit

 

[FileError404]

Rootbound Budrot Borg
Sometimes I Worry Too Much
They Pay Thirty Eight

 

[caliogk]

Haiku's are great
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[monkeybone]

sweet sunrise glistens
morning coffee is heaven
now I have to poop

 

[caliogk]

I need my coffee
Its early in the morning
Milk and two sugars

 

[Seamaiden]

Rhythms like my heart
Skies eagerly eat the clouds
Refrigerator