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run out of papers, go to the store to get papers, and forget to buy papers...........but remember the little debbie's!
 
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DWB- man i been diggin the blueberry shine lately. them damn shines got me.
 
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I hate it when folks refuse to answer pm's!!
 
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I hate it when my wife tears open the Space-Time continuum.
 
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Oh, come ON. It was just a tiny one!
 
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ok I HATE it when i feel like im 15 again, someone hands me a bubbler to hit.... dont see a carb, hit away.... then you get instructed on how to properly hit a bowl with a carb up front...

felt like a fucking 2 year old...
 
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wet-fart.

sneeze and a booger is hanging from my mustache.

seeing a booger hanging off a hot girls nose.

seeing women applying make-up while driving

seeing a chick wearing white pants and not knowing she just started her period.

when my GSD's nose goes directly to a chicks crotch when shes having her mense cycle.
 
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... when women in their 50's eye me like dinner (unless they are 50s and hot, thats OK)
 
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Cort said:
... when women in their 50's eye me like dinner (unless they are 50s and hot, thats OK)
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They are prolly just wondering why your weenie is so small. :)
 
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... when women in their 50's eye me like dinner (unless they are 50s and hot, thats OK)
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Oh my God, I see women checking out Dave ALL THE TIME. He's always completely oblivious to it. Costco especially, I see women checking him out. I actually don't hate that, btw, I dig it.
 
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I first experienced this phenomenon at a pool when I was life guarding at a family resort, It went something like this:

Fairly attractive 30 something female: "how old are you? "
me: "18"
Fairly attractive 30...: " Oh, I could teach you some things"
and I proceed to spit soda everywhere.
 
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Too high to fuck....
Back in the day we would head down to Rio Brasil.top notch coke was 30 bucks for 3.5 grams delivered to room.. Pink rocks, would do 1/4 gram rails and dick shrunk up like a scared turtle.
Incredably beautiful horny women but way too high to copulate...
Oh and by the way, once you hit 50 the sex is off the charts........Gettin more now than ever....
 
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When I have to clean my fricken cool tubes. Just spent the whole afternoon doing It. Have to take everything apart and remove the damn things to get to the inside glass. Every year I swear I am getting new hoods and every year I keep punishing myself. Worth it though, at least 20% brighter. Some things I like about them and some things I hate.
 
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Seamaiden said:
Oh my God, I see women checking out Dave ALL THE TIME. He's always completely oblivious to it. Costco especially, I see women checking him out. I actually don't hate that, btw, I dig it.
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Boy...totally missed this one. I suppose you're right darlin'...I'm either oblivious to it (deep in thought/focused most of the time) or they're very subtle about it. Costco was just one incident....right? That sample "hander outer" lady was funny though. I was so into finding out the ingredients of the health drink and you were observing the whole thing.
 
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Too high to fuck....
Back in the day we would head down to Rio Brasil.top notch coke was 30 bucks for 3.5 grams delivered to room.. Pink rocks, would do 1/4 gram rails and dick shrunk up like a scared turtle.
Incredably beautiful horny women but way too high to copulate...
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i wasnt in brazil but ive unfortunately been in this boat before, thank god i got a chance at redemption...coke free! haha booyah
 
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Boy...totally missed this one. I suppose you're right darlin'...I'm either oblivious to it (deep in thought/focused most of the time) or they're very subtle about it. Costco was just one incident....right? That sample "hander outer" lady was funny though. I was so into finding out the ingredients of the health drink and you were observing the whole thing.
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Uh, they are NOTHING resembling subtle. You just don't know what to look for.

And so, while other wimmin are checkin' out mah mayun, I'm busy shrinking a really nice sweater in the wash. And the thing is, it shouldn't have shrunk! With wool you've got to be careful, you can get it wet, you can get it hot, but you can't do both at the same time. That means cold water washing is fine, but don't toss it in the dryer. On the other hand, if you have a knit that wrinkles, you can put it in the dryer as long as it's not wet. Not this sweater, that was warm and soft. I fucking HATE IT when I shrink the sweater!

Anyone know anyone else who could use a tiny sweater? It's a little short.
 
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Its ok sea most of us are big fans of too tight sweaters...
 
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Buy something, take it home and after wearing it a couple of times realize I don't like it. End up never wearing it again.
 
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Everything you attempt to do is impossible.
Under the gun to get shit together for some additional layers we are getting, 300 hens.
Yesterday finaly got truck running to pickup woodchip for barn,
Went to lot, closed due to the cold, said come back today.
Went out truck wont start no spark, mechanic dont answer
Tractor, must run to grind aand mix teed, wont start, jump it, runs outa gas, had to siphon gas from truck, hose froze and broke off in tank of truck.
On hold with AAA for 1/2 hour finally driver showed up truck on way to shop.
Finally got ahold mechanic, says he can fix, maybe a break after all that shit.
Whine Whine Whine... Gunna be allright though.
By tomorrow ill be sailing
And I wont even hear these words I speak...
Someone is laughing..
While someone is crying..
Old folks watching the close of the day...
Will survive. And be stronger
 
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Mechanics right on it, luck changes, shop is usualy swamped, will be ready to get it done... tomorrow...sooooo... time to get baked!!!!
 
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