Skunkmasterflex
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INFO
Tester Name :SkunkMasterFlex
Strain :Jaleel White's Orchard
Grower: Alien aka the original shy hooker
Method Smoked: the pillar pictured bellow :)
APPEARANCE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Sour grapes....granny smith apples
Associated smells of bud :pretty much any fruit you can imagine flowers to smell like
TASTE
Dominant flavour : sour fruit
Associated flavours : Grapes, sour apples
Harsh/smoothness : 10....smooth as hell
- cough factor? : No Cough unless i took to large of a pillar pull :)
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body: 60% body/ 40% Head
Potency : 9.5 (i know the next batch will be stronger)
Duration : 2.5 Hours
Use : Daytime for me but it could be a goodnight bud if over smoked
Munchies? : yes....major munchies
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CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine ()
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine () - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity (X) - berry (X) - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus (X) - orange () - lemon (X) - lime () - apple (X) - mango () - grape (X) - cherry () - tutti frutti (X) pineapple (X)
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense () - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine ()
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy () - loam () - dirt () - musty () - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky ()
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
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While out on a nice jog a month or so back alien called my cell as the mothership could sense i was close by. He insisted since i was right down the way that i stop by and grab a snack of this new killer herb. when i got there i was greeted with a nice sack of these crazy smelling and tasting flowers. these buds with there loud sour grape, granny smith apple, crazy berry fruit aroma sucked me in right away. the appearance is anything you would wish a herb to be. dense purple and lime green buds covered in trichomes to the point it was covering some of the color. as i jogged home with these flowers in my pocket they were all i could smell or think of. Finally upon getting home i took the bag out and sampled them right away. they looked a bit better before my long hike back from but still were killer looking. I instantly took out my pillar and took a few pulls. Right away i knew this was some very special bud. the flavor overtook my pallet for a solid 15 minutes even after drinking some water after the pillar pulls. two pulls and i had a really solid buzz that lasted over 2 hours. I wanted to get a good idea on buzz length so i didnt over indulge the first sampling. As the buzz tapered down i busted the pillar back out as all i could think about was smoking more of these buds. the smell, flavor and high were first class to the max.
Bottom line, if you ever find yourself in the position to get a bag or sample these flowers most def do it as i would say its some of the best tasting herb to date. Jaleel got it going on, growing and doing what he does best on his orchard :)
Tester Name :SkunkMasterFlex
Strain :Jaleel White's Orchard
Grower: Alien aka the original shy hooker
Method Smoked: the pillar pictured bellow :)
APPEARANCE
SMELL
Dominant smell of bud : Sour grapes....granny smith apples
Associated smells of bud :pretty much any fruit you can imagine flowers to smell like
TASTE
Dominant flavour : sour fruit
Associated flavours : Grapes, sour apples
Harsh/smoothness : 10....smooth as hell
- cough factor? : No Cough unless i took to large of a pillar pull :)
BUZZ
Profile : Percentage of head to body: 60% body/ 40% Head
Potency : 9.5 (i know the next batch will be stronger)
Duration : 2.5 Hours
Use : Daytime for me but it could be a goodnight bud if over smoked
Munchies? : yes....major munchies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CHEMICAL ASTRINGENT
turpentine ()
metallic ()
ammonia () - urine () - vinegar ()
bleach ()
lotions () - plastics () - glues ()
SWEET
fruity (X) - berry (X) - black/blue/raspberry () - citrus (X) - orange () - lemon (X) - lime () - apple (X) - mango () - grape (X) - cherry () - tutti frutti (X) pineapple (X)
floral () - perfume () - blossom ()
minty () - methol () - spearmint () - peppermint ()
SPICY
woody () - incense () - hardwood () - sage () - juniper () - cedar () - pine ()
basil () - garlic () - dill () - clove () - parsley () - pepper ()
tobacco () - chocolate ()
MUSKY
earthy () - loam () - dirt () - musty () - dusty () - dry ()
animal () - bird () - rodent () - gamey () - skunky ()
botanical () - hay () - autumn leaves () - trees ()
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While out on a nice jog a month or so back alien called my cell as the mothership could sense i was close by. He insisted since i was right down the way that i stop by and grab a snack of this new killer herb. when i got there i was greeted with a nice sack of these crazy smelling and tasting flowers. these buds with there loud sour grape, granny smith apple, crazy berry fruit aroma sucked me in right away. the appearance is anything you would wish a herb to be. dense purple and lime green buds covered in trichomes to the point it was covering some of the color. as i jogged home with these flowers in my pocket they were all i could smell or think of. Finally upon getting home i took the bag out and sampled them right away. they looked a bit better before my long hike back from but still were killer looking. I instantly took out my pillar and took a few pulls. Right away i knew this was some very special bud. the flavor overtook my pallet for a solid 15 minutes even after drinking some water after the pillar pulls. two pulls and i had a really solid buzz that lasted over 2 hours. I wanted to get a good idea on buzz length so i didnt over indulge the first sampling. As the buzz tapered down i busted the pillar back out as all i could think about was smoking more of these buds. the smell, flavor and high were first class to the max.
Bottom line, if you ever find yourself in the position to get a bag or sample these flowers most def do it as i would say its some of the best tasting herb to date. Jaleel got it going on, growing and doing what he does best on his orchard :)
