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Melanie!
Oh, Hey Jason! Whats going on? Not Much. I didn't know you were back in LA?
Yeah! Yea. I had a pretty amazing trip, I mean it was... unreal. Really?, I can't wait to hear about it! No, I have alot to tell you. what is it? Common..
Do you remember the 90's? Yeah. you know.. When people talked about getting piercings and tribal tatoos..? Yea..? And people were singing about saving the planet, forming bands.. yea?
There is a place where that idea still exists and has a reality. And I've been there. Where is it? Portland... Oregon? Yeah.
The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland....Portland... Portland..
The dream of the 90's is alive in Portland....Portland... Portland.. Tatoo ink never runs dry!!
Remember when people were content to be unambitious? Sleep till 11:00? Just hang out with their friends? I mean have no occupations once so ever, maybe work a few hours a week at a coffee shop? Right.. I thought that died out along time ago? Not in Portland, Portland is the city where young people goto retire!
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Where all the hot girls wear glasses, yeaahhhh!
Remember in the 90's when they encouraged you to be wierd? It was just an amazing time where people would go see something like the Jim Rowe Side Show Circus and watch someone hang something from their penis. You could grow up to want to be a clown, people went to clown school. I gave up Clowning years ago - In portland you don't have to!
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..
Sleep till 11, you'll be in heaven.
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland The dream is ali i ihive!
So from what I can surmise about what your positing, is that Portland is almost like an alternative universe.. Its like Gore won, the Bush administration never happened! Its almost like in Portland, cars don't exist, people ride bikes! Double decker bikes, unicycles, they ride the tram! They ride skateboards! Yes! Yes!
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..
Where flannel shirts still look fine..
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..
In Portland you can goto like a record store and sell your CD's!
Turn that dirty clown frown right upside down!
In Portland you can just put a bird on it and call it art!
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..
The dream of the .. hey I made it!
Yeah, your a little late.. Sorry. Your also a little San Frisciso right now.. Much better.. Welcome to portland! Thank you
The dream of the 90's is alive in portland....Portland... Portland..Portland... Portland..