Mini me clone idea

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

Foutwenty71 said:
I'ts 87 degrees with 86 % humidity here right now...i think i need me A BEER...effing minnesota and it's temp swings...this humidity is brutal today ...only dumped an inch of rain in my rain Gage but a little north of me it dropped nearly 9 inches last nite...river gonna rise

brutal doesn't see enough game time

I'm going to borrow it for a while

and

btw

I'm calling bullshit

i have seen Minnesota on tv

it's like an Antarctic desert

that shit is no joke

how r your people surviving

u must have type oh no blood

way we heard it in az

you people

weren't due for another thaw

for another 502 years

i guess if ur going to have an attitude about your local ... climate... and glacial movement
that's a great way to play it
lemme know if it works
u could chum your front lake

and strap in with some rinelander or pbr/s, in the cooler

do some ice fishing

what am i gonna do

a fucking rain dance

ur so fucking lucky

and

underinsured

the rrock · Jun 30, 2020

Foutwenty71 said:
I'ts 87 degrees with 86 % humidity here right now...i think i need me A BEER...effing minnesota and it's temp swings...this humidity is brutal today ...only dumped an inch of rain in my rain Gage but a little north of me it dropped nearly 9 inches last nite...river gonna rise

same here Im in Grand Forks till thurs and its 90 fn degrees and 90% humi.gonna head up to the lake and cool off, crazy ass weather from drought to almost flood in a week

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

fuk

g says

-my lovely g
yeah
YOU LOOK stoned!!!

i don't even remember how it happened

if

when

what about that one bottle

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

i don't even remember what day

that bottle question

arose

o shit

trash day

hey

dump fan leaves

in ur neighbor trash cans

they won't mind

Foutwenty71 · Jun 30, 2020

the rrock said:
same here Im in Grand Forks till thurs and its 90 fn degrees and 90% humi.gonna head up to the lake and cool off, crazy ass weather from drought to almost flood in a week

same here...my boat was almost grounded last friday from low water lvle's and i had to get out and push where its usually 4-5 feet this time of year...thats gonna change

Foutwenty71 · Jun 30, 2020

Foutwenty71 said:
I'ts 87 degrees with 86 % humidity here right now...i think i need me A BEER...effing minnesota and it's temp swings...this humidity is brutal today ...only dumped an inch of rain in my rain Gage but a little north of me it dropped nearly 9 inches last nite...river gonna rise

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

sonic

-bitch probably young and attractive
can u please not smoke in my drive through

-sc
lmfaorofl
no

-sc
this is americazona
see that shovel
u ain't my first
i don't want to have this conversation
again

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

like an ode to heston

cold

dead

blizzard

hands

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

thinks it's her drive thru

bitch

get the fuck out of my car

smoking only

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

suddenly I'm don king

it's like the hs kid

just chummed the waters

with her democrat statement

and since it's hard to spit

far

through an n95

now the girl has become ten second tom

with someone else's chili dog

not bad

instead of my spork

and ketchup

and

fucking double street meat burger

wtf is going on out there!

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

no fuckin way!

bonus points!

burger accounted for

free chili dog kia

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

made with two top bunz

ever get a bj from venus and aphrodite

same time

that's what

that fucking bitch! pickles!?!

they know ur gonna b miles from home

when u risk more than totz

man

they fuck u in the drive thru

every time

they're laughing at us

non smoking drive thru

this is how it starts

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

i hope playboy picks up on the action behind the glass
at sonic
pretty soon

too bad u can't get a hard copy

so to speak

anymore

u can tell people r struggling

strippers do better at sonic

with penile distancing

the real shame is

this is the third

sonic checker

and

bagger

my lovely g has given a workerscompeye
to
in as many weeks

mgr says she does it one more time

they're going to ban the lovely g

i was thinking to picket sonic

n then get that double street meat burger

when picket sign

go on break

I'm starting a class on Monday

on how to spell the word

pinile...

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

guess I'm just not used to extensions
when it comes to penis

chin up

no pun intended

at least the governor of Minnesota

didn't just close every bar in the state

i know someone with a beerbunker

we worked some criminal shit out

i should have him

run a beerventory

emergency drill

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

i know i can support maybe the wife n daughter

with enough pot

til the wife's dead and daughter comes out

i should check on the cvaults

omg

the seeds!

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

but it's like a horror movie

now

when ur goin through the drive through

maybe ur on a fun family ice fishing trip

in Minnesota
in june (?)

ur smokin hot wife

on the side

rolls up to a busy sonic

who sorta made their bones

on carhop service n young

supple checker bagger clerks

and this particular macthru

has

3 slots commonly referred to

as

THE GRILL!

yes... the grill

as every crapeater knows

is the death of hottots

and the birth of cold everything

plus

that asshole

u beat out

is now leaving before u

with 20x the food

and

his rear windshield with the cabela's 2019 gun rack

is fogged by the freshness

of the street meat

hand delivered

by a girl u asked out

whom one used to make it rain for

who didn't use to bitch

so much

about my smoking

in bed

women just have a sense about these things

-true story

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

and so as u pull to a stop

in terror with anticipation

it's like ur hidden in an amityville closet with ur sig other

the pitcher checks first

ur grasping

clawing at ur woman's tan supple peach fuzzed now scratched arm

the drive thru stripper gets a shit eatin grin

u tell ur woman

stay strong baby

don't move a kagel

don't make a sound

and the smartass checker

asks for like twenty bucks

like she's fuckin with u

goin

two's for flinching

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

and the whole time I'm thinking

rather than waste the ample

ambitios parking

y not just have a no vacancy sign

for the drive through

next to the fasten seatbelt

and

no smoking offensive signs

over the drive through

for your glorious and hopefully

more accurate car hop service

instead of losing 3 parking spotz to the grill

because somebody called off

and somebody understaffed

so don't even get me started on ten second glitter tom

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

1. cxl ltr's
2. corona n cooler
3. fat men swim like drunken orca

SPARECHANGE · Jun 30, 2020

are oreos really made from whale blubber

the lovely g days
-the lovely g
you know ur eating whale fat
don't u
u know they're endangered

is she fucking with me

or are double stuffed/s really endangered

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