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I tell you what... some of the dumbest, selfish, down right unhealthy people i have ever met are against marijuana. Im just coming to realize though that in my area... people make a living on the drug war so theyre stupid pieces of shits anyway hahahaLadies and Gents...
As some of you may be very well aware I work within the restaurant industry. Actually, right now I can honestly say that this just happens to be my 12th pizza job over the course of my dimwit life. Well after all, my Mother was a four-time cancer survivor. As loving-children of our parents IF you remotely have a conscience and any sense of common decency we find ways of putting our parents 1st. Even if it means moving our happy-asses around a bit. Right? Well I just happen to be one of those only-child cases who looked after Mom for phucking infinity, okay?
In lieu of this I have spent my life clinging to the "one" profession and flag that I carry to this very day. I'm still in the pizza business and I WOULD LIKE TO EMPOWER EVERY ONE OF YOU... WHO READ THIS THREAD TODAY!
Something happened tonight that simply cannot be justified. Right now, I work with some of the finest individuals that "come and conquer" every working day. I mean, we shove a watermelon through a pea-hole in this place every day. So without divulging nor identifying any specific persons nor my place of work... The "one" and only driver within our employ who DOES NOT DIVULGE in cannabis nor alcohol nor any usage of anything... just made us look like a bunch of ASSES.
Delivered an entire order right on time but the fried chicken was there; the cole slaw was there; their Caesar salad with croutons and parmasean was there... but... the pizza box was empty?!
I've been doing this my whole LIFE. How the flying phuck' do you you miss an EMPTY BOX???
So there it is, folks... My entire STONED CREW know how to GET SHIT DONE even if it means having six arms and eight legs but my STR8 guy lost a 15 year customer tonight.
STONERZ FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha fuckin better be freeSo what's the protocol for empty box delivery? a free pie? Least you vent your frustrations in a constructive way!
I'm the guy who ran them a full pizza box in place of the empty one. So that also makes me the guy who had to delicately and sweetly try and keep Mr Barnes' business. I am after all a manager.So what's the protocol for empty box delivery? a free pie? Least you vent your frustrations in a constructive way!
15 year customer... i would make him like 5 pizzas for free. ..thats a big lossThere isn't any protocol when a valued return customer slams the door in your face with a "goodbye".
The weight was my point exactly. How does anybody miss a diet pizza that weighs NOTHING?That's hilarious. I've worked a coupla pizza gigs back in the day, I can't even imagine how he'd grab the box and NOT notice how light it was, or that it was cold. Hello? Was it me you're looking for?
Funny how working World's Best Pizza turned me offa pizza, but workin' Tastee Freeze I still LOVES me the ice cream. Can't have either now, but hey.
I think for now I'm just going to let the dust settle. He's a Vietnam vet with values. He's a peach of a guy when not ticked... you know, kinda like Squint Eastwood in Gran Torino.15 year customer... i would make him like 5 pizzas for free. ..thats a big loss
Hahaha lmao... that fool drifted all the way to your house... scored mad drift pointsView attachment 666911 View attachment 666912 Only time ive ever been a little ticked cause you gotta be pulling like 3 g's in a delivery car to fold over a pie! In all honesty i adore you za makers! Nothing like hitting little italy in the city and grabbing a plate sized slice for a couple bucks!
...who DOES NOT DIVULGE. Thank-you thank-you iPhone spellcheck. Looking back I see you've jacked me yet again.Ladies and Gents...
As some of you may be very well aware I work within the restaurant industry. Actually, right now I can honestly say that this just happens to be my 12th pizza job over the course of my dimwit life. Well after all, my Mother was a four-time cancer survivor. As loving-children of our parents IF you remotely have a conscience and any sense of common decency we find ways of putting our parents 1st. Even if it means moving our happy-asses around a bit. Right? Well I just happen to be one of those only-child cases who looked after Mom for phucking infinity, okay?
In lieu of this I have spent my life clinging to the "one" profession and flag that I carry to this very day. I'm still in the pizza business and I WOULD LIKE TO EMPOWER EVERY ONE OF YOU... WHO READ THIS THREAD TODAY!
Something happened tonight that simply cannot be justified. Right now, I work with some of the finest individuals that "come and conquer" every working day. I mean, we shove a watermelon through a pea-hole in this place every day. So without divulging nor identifying any specific persons nor my place of work... The "one" and only driver within our employ who DOES NOT DIVULGE in cannabis nor alcohol nor any usage of anything... just made us look like a bunch of ASSES.
Delivered an entire order right on time but the fried chicken was there; the cole slaw was there; their Caesar salad with croutons and parmasean was there... but... the pizza box was empty?!
I've been doing this my whole LIFE. How the flying phuck' do you you miss an EMPTY BOX???
So there it is, folks... My entire STONED CREW know how to GET SHIT DONE even if it means having six arms and eight legs but my STR8 guy lost a 15 year customer tonight.
STONERZ FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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